User:The Freaky Brit
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A mysteriouse person with rumored pyschic power who persistantly denies possesing them.
The Freaky Brit, also known as Petey Lu for tax reasons, spends most of his time in a secret mountain dojo NOT developing his complete lack of pyschic powers.
TFB be-friended a fun-loving meglomaniac a few years ago by the name of TheDukeOfNuke and together they have been wreaking havoc on North America for the past few months. TDON provides the war machines, TFB provides the bad spelling and gramer. This assualt was thought to be unstopible until they came up against George W. Bush as he has more Nukes and more Bad Gramer than TDON and TFB put together.
More recently TFB has stepped back form public afaires and now, in his autum years, focus's on writing his autobiography "My complete lack of pyschic powers and how they effect me".
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