User:The Dit

With Aleister:

Yay.

156,343 This user has contributed 156,343 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

I'm now in the top ten, hurray.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

Yipee.

This user is a pyromaniac.

W00t.

This user is an Australian ... Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

Wow.

The Dit has brought to you...

Uncyclopedia:Babel

17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.

au-E This user only speaks 'Straylyan because it was a required course in school.

bs-4 This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.

do-X This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers.

enr-F This user got an F in Engrish and likes their native language better (if they have one).

ja-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Japanese.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

zh-0 This user does not understand Chinese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

• Conventional rock-paper-scissors conjecture
• Qantas
• Bubbles
• Winner
• Grue hunting
• Mush room
• Puddle of shit FEATURED
• Mr. Slaves (though do I look proud?)
• UnNews:India declares war on Richard Gere
• UnNews:Study: iPods eat your heart out and control your brain, no surprises
• Pyramid Head (add your own last words in!)
• Lara Bingle
• Speaking backwards
• UnNews:Worldwide crime rate quadruples during Earth Hour
• Placeholder name (wrote a whole article and then realised one was already written on Thingie, so now it's a sad redirection)
• Silent Hill 4 (my first real article in a long time!)
• UnNews:Tree falls in a forest, nobody around to hear it
• UnPoetia:Nobody reads UnPoetia! (this is VFH material)
• UnNews:JSDF recruits a goth loli, a schoolgirl and an idol singer in new special task force
• The UnNews Earth Hour 2009 series
• UnNews:Volleyballs to general banned
• UnNews:Missing Link found, creationists commit suicide

The Dit has not brought to you...

• God of gambling
• Winzip
• Raymond Babbitt
• Genetically modified kangaroos
• Monash University (okay, there already was an article; I made this redirect, but maybe I should move it)
• Xiao Xiao
• Grue heaven
• The Little Engine That Could
• Deadpan or Deadpan humor (someone beat me to it)
• Fuzz
• Spotted dick
• Big bad wolf
• Yawn

The Dit did not bring to you...

• George W. Bush
• Epilepsy

The Dit will not bring to you...

• Happiness

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