User:The Deke

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The Deke

Beetches. Sup, beetches. This is The Deke, aight? I'ma talk about that PS Triple.

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The Deke is some sort of weird cyborg guy with a bucket for one hand and a bullhorn for the other. Not much is known of his exploits...because this user needs more FRICTEN TIME TO FINISH IT!!!

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