User:The Con Man

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The Con Man is a respected cakeist, archaeologist and uncylopedia user. In his spare time he makes hats. Well known for his stance on fishing and South London expansionism.

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The Con Man outside his big and expensive looking house


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The Con Man was the first man to say queztamoosington and invented the cracker. Famed for his successful military career in 1734. The Con Man is the proud maker of Horse Racing Manager 3 Deluxe Edition.

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