User:The Bard

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Shakespeare

Yo daddy do you right.

In my fantasy world, I'm imbued with literary talent. Sometimes the muse guides my hand into comedy gold, and other times I'm just doodling crappy sonnets while I try to imagine her without her clothes on. In retrospect, I should have been a painter.

I primarily write poetry, but sometimes venture into other areas. On at least one occassion, it turned out to be better (?) than my regular work. To the purists: I'm sorry. Most likely, poems are just too short and of too limited appeal for the front page. So... I created my own front page just for poems. And you are most welcome to contribute your own work for near-instant featuring via the randomized Featured Poem template.

Collected Works I Am Mostly to Blame For

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Poetry

Plays

Culture

Philosophy

Deeds Most Foul

Additions to Others' Work

...You can help someone too.

Awards

CUN
Commander of the Order


Fun Facts

  • December 11-13, 2006 -- All eight of my completed articles appeared in the Recent Articles block at the same time. Forgive me as I w00t. ^_^

Disclaimer

Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of Todd Lyons.
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