User:The Bard

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In my fantasy world, I'm imbued with literary talent. Sometimes the muse guides my hand into comedy gold, and other times I'm just doodling crappy sonnets while I try to imagine her without her clothes on. In retrospect, I should have been a painter.

I primarily write poetry, but sometimes venture into other areas. On at least one occassion, it turned out to be better (?) than my regular work. To the purists: I'm sorry. Most likely, poems are just too short and of too limited appeal for the front page. So... I created my own front page just for poems. And you are most welcome to contribute your own work for near-instant featuring via the randomized Featured Poem template.

Collected Works I Am Mostly to Blame For

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Deeds Most Foul

Additions to Others' Work

...You can help someone too.


Commander of the Order

Fun Facts

  • December 11-13, 2006 -- All eight of my completed articles appeared in the Recent Articles block at the same time. Forgive me as I w00t. ^_^


Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of Todd Lyons.
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