# User:TheWikiMan026

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 This user is a Creationist....who believes that all decent articles are created by one, and only one user.
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedian Army.
And is pwning vandals for our nation!
 This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

 This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

 en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
 ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
 fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.
 cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of C++.
 java-0 This user does not understand Java and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
 This user plays cricket, because it is superior to baseball.
 This user plays rugby, because it attracts chicks and kicks ass.
 This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
 This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

 This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.
 This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box)
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
 — This space for rent.

 $\left[ \frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }} \right ]$ This user is from wonderful Poland...and is out to get your teen daughter!(List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

### Pics

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## Random Stuff!

Russian talk:

“In Soviet Russia, 20-hit combo earns YOU!!”

 Polish people, who are Satan's friends Politics: Andrzej Lepper, Lech Wałęsa, Donald Tusk, Lech Kaczyński, Bronisław Komorowski Religious figures: Father Director Teddy Rydzyk Athletes: Grzegorz Rasiak, Artur Boruc, Adam Małysz, Tomasz Gollob, Mariusz Pudzianowski Others: TurboDymoMan, SuperEs, Agent Tomek

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