Well, were should I start?
Like nearly every user I was bored, very bored. I was hopelessly browsing the interwebs trying to find something to do. Then I accidently stumbled on to Uncyclopedia, it seemed funny so I went on browsing Uncy. I made a couple of edits as an anonymous IP and then decided to get myself a User account. My first edit was on the article Alcohol, where I added the section "Poitin", which was then deleted. so I writ an article about Poitin (my first article) and the put the Poitin section back in, which was now accepted.
So, that is how I got into Uncyclopedia.