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Noobaward Noob of the Moment June-July 2014

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...who believes that all decent articles are created by one, and only one user.
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This user lives in Kesh, Northern Ireland.

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java-0 This user does not understand Java and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
us-G This user does not speak American English and furthermore believes American English to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of American English.
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Bushsix This user plays cricket, because it is superior to baseball.
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Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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Lovejoybox This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

edit How I got into Uncyclopedia

Well, were should I start? Like nearly every user I was bored, very bored. I was hopelessly browsing the interwebs trying to find something to do. Then I accidently stumbled on to Uncyclopedia, it seemed funny so I went on browsing Uncy. I made a couple of edits as an anonymous IP and then decided to get myself a User account. My first edit was on the article Alcohol, where I added the section "Poitin", which was then deleted. so I writ an article about Poitin (my first article) and the put the Poitin section back in, which was now accepted. So, that is how I got into Uncyclopedia.

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