User:TheReal

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Pages I have made, edited, produced, written, updated and killed to protect

John Hick Mark Kermode

People I idolise

John Hick

Ok thats enough titles now.

Things I am angry about right now

My English - The use of long words was over the top wasit? wasit? wasit? is that so? over the top you say? wasit?. maybe, just maybe I use long words 2 be more succint and so i dnt ramble on, ddnt thnk bout tht did u?. Maybe ur long word prejudice? hmmm? yes? maybe? weeeel it seems u dnt understand that long words are just like short words, just longer, and better, u darn wordist. words have feelings 2 dont ya no? maybe? hmmm? yes?. Im sorry if u thought i was being pretentious by using the word 'calignosity' but it just so happens that i know that word and it was the perfec word for that context. hmmm?. Also it was a 'describe' task not a 'be frikin borin and mundane task'(an explain task). yes? maybe? Maybe that was a pretty gud assignment and u shudnt punish me 4 being creative....its bloody Dickensian, and ur Mr Gradgrind. ta ra

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fr-E	This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

ow-3	This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

This user is an evil clone of John Hick.

This user is not a number, it is a free wo/man!

This user plays drums because they are too stupid clever to play tuned instruments.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

This user once met someone who once met John Hick and therefore is above your criticism.

Pictures what ive stolen made

All Pictures can be found on John Hick

left|thumb|200px|This picture was extremely difficult to make and I had to enlist the help of a grapic designer to help me. He used some new beta program 'MS Paint' Image:Hans.JPG|left|thumb|200px|This Picture required me to place to different pictures next to each other to depict the similarity between a dirty man called Hans and Jean Paul 'Dirty Hands' Satre

left|thumb|220px|This is actually one of my very finest works, it is used as an advert for Philosophy Phm

left|thumb|200px|This one is very good also, dammit i am good at graphic design. It shows John 'He-who-must-not-be-named' Hick in all his splenderous splender

left|thumb|200px|This one is a humorous 'depiction' of John Hick in 'Sin Hicky' (See what I did there 'Hicky' instead of 'City')

left|thumb|200px|Hes a hypocritical gay, their my favourite kind]]

left|thumb|200px|Errr....ye so thers that weird girl from The Exorcist and thers that dude from Pans Labryinth, 'Pan' I think he is called. He has eyes in his hands. ,And sorry you should never start a sentance with and. Ok anyway thers also a bit of Brazil in the background. Oh ye he's Mark Kermode his Official site is here: Mark Kermode. Oh ye and I made it. Ta ra