From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Tree of life

edit HI!


edit BYE!


edit Other things I wish to mention

edit Pages I have made, edited, produced, written, updated and killed to protect

John Hick Mark Kermode

edit People I idolise

John Hick

Ok thats enough titles now.

edit Things I am angry about right now

My English - The use of long words was over the top wasit? wasit? wasit? is that so? over the top you say? wasit?. maybe, just maybe I use long words 2 be more succint and so i dnt ramble on, ddnt thnk bout tht did u?. Maybe ur long word prejudice? hmmm? yes? maybe? weeeel it seems u dnt understand that long words are just like short words, just longer, and better, u darn wordist. words have feelings 2 dont ya no? maybe? hmmm? yes?. Im sorry if u thought i was being pretentious by using the word 'calignosity' but it just so happens that i know that word and it was the perfec word for that context. hmmm?. Also it was a 'describe' task not a 'be frikin borin and mundane task'(an explain task). yes? maybe? Maybe that was a pretty gud assignment and u shudnt punish me 4 being creative....its bloody Dickensian, and ur Mr Gradgrind. ta ra

edit Templates

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

Sign2 This user is an evil clone of John Hick.

Numbersix This user is not a number, it is a free wo/man!

Drumkit This user plays drums because they are too stupid clever to play tuned instruments.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Sucrose b small This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

Johnhick This user once met someone who once met John Hick and therefore is above your criticism.

edit Pictures what ive stolen made

All Pictures can be found on John Hick

Personal tools