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|A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....|
It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.
However, during the nomination,
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
|I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!|