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Diary of gardening


seeds from a drug dealer

water is bland, so add salt

threaten to harm the plants' loved ones if they refuse to grow

regularly whip them if they grow crooked - spare the rod etc

make own fertilizer

give them "the talk" once they hit plant puberty

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