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grabbing this log for Cainad's chronicles...
* Arlon99 is bored. * Arlon99 may start to sing Metallica. -->| Benson (n=63f816cb@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-42385c85cd0440fb) has joined #uncyclopedia <DrSkullthumper> Benson!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Benson> omg where? <Benson> someone say something funny <Arlon99> goatse <DrSkullthumper> Goatse is work safe if you're a proctologist. <Arlon99> lawl <TheLedBalloon> BENSON! <TheLedBalloon> praise you or something!....? <Benson> ya that thing <Boomsta|Out> No. <Benson> sacrifices plox =-= Boomsta|Out is now known as Boomsta <TheLedBalloon> so Benson, are you THE Benson? <Benson> ye yo <DrSkullthumper> Benson: Identify to services then <Benson> whats that mean === bens There was no such nickname --- bens End of WHOWAS === Benson <n=63f816cb@gateway/web/cgi-irc/irc.wikia.com/x-42385c85cd0440fb> “[CPE000272542a0f-CM0011ae8fd5a8.cpe.net.cable.roge” === Benson: member of #uncyclopedia === Benson: attached to irc.freenode.net “http://freenode.net/” --- End of WHOIS information for Benson. <Benson> splain <Boomsta> He wants you to service him. <Benson> okey dokes <Pinkeh> !benson <DrSkullthumper> /msg chanserv identify password <PinkServ`> GOATSE <TheLedBalloon> *bow chicka wow-wow* <Arlon99> !spang <Benson> one service coming up <Benson> you might wanna shut your eyes and your blinds * TheLedBalloon makes a mental note to add this to Cainad's Chronicles <Boomsta> TheLedBalloon: Maybe. <Arlon99> I'm bored <Benson> same here <Benson> you think itd be more fun early monday morning <Boomsta> More like late at night, foo's. <Arlon99> It's 9:40 for me. <Boomsta> foo* =-= Arlon99 is now known as Arlon|Bored <DrSkullthumper> TheLedBalloon: Shame that not a lot of people are answering your question <TheLedBalloon> yeah, but what can you do? <DrSkullthumper> Kill people to set an example for the general population <TheLedBalloon> I was gonna say "make a few socks," but your idea is cool too.... <TheLedBalloon> Benson: EST? <Benson> of course <Benson> thats the cool time zone <TheLedBalloon> woo! <TheLedBalloon> I'm in that one! <TheLedBalloon> woo! <Boomsta> Come on, the name sucks. <Boomsta> Eastern and Central are both boring. <Benson> don't you hate it when those central or pacific losers talk about it being early? <Arlon|Bored> .... <Arlon|Bored> Pacific losers? * Arlon|Bored punches Benson <TheLedBalloon> what are you, Boomer? "Mountain Time?" <TheLedBalloon> pfft <Arlon|Bored> I live on the West Coast, dipshit. <TheLedBalloon> talk about names sucking <Boomsta> Yes, I am TheLedBalloon. <Arlon|Bored> @ Benson. <Boomsta> You got a problem with that? <TheLedBalloon> <TheLedBalloon> talk about names sucking... <Boomsta> I was. <Boomsta> Like Eastern and Central. <Boomsta> What's your point? <Benson> i heard that people on the west coast are on average 6 inches shorter than everyone else and lack the need for hygiene <Benson> can you confirm or deny this? <Arlon|Bored> hmmm.... <Arlon|Bored> For some people. <Arlon|Bored> For myself, no. <Boomsta> I heard that people on the west coast live closer to Japan. <Boomsta> Does that make Pearl Harbor your fault? <Arlon|Bored> stfu <Benson> it's certainly not japan's fault, so I'd say yes, yes it is <Boomsta> Just as a I suspected. <Arlon|Bored> stfu <Benson> NEW XKCD i forgot <TheLedBalloon> it wins, just like all xkcd <Benson> meh not so good <TheLedBalloon> aww, I liked that one <TheLedBalloon> although I think the alt text could be better, personally <Boomsta> IF IT COULD BE SO GOOD WHY DON'T YOU JUST WRITE IT?? =-= Arlon|Bored is now known as Blind_Wolf <Blind_Wolf> mwahaha <TheLedBalloon> because that would require effort <Boomsta> Ah, point taken. <TheLedBalloon> and effort is not my shtick * DrSkullthumper returns to writing what is looking to be a novella <Boomsta> HEY, DRSKULLTHUMPER, WHY DON'T YOU WRITE FOR UNCYCLOPEDIA, THE PLACE YOU KNOW AND LOVE? <DrSkullthumper> Because it'd just be tl;dr? <PrincessCaitlai> hmm. <Boomsta> Yes, but it'd be tl;dr in /style/ <Blind_Wolf> ahem <DrSkullthumper> Boomsta, should I copy and paste my 25-page-story into an UnBook and see what happens? <Blind_Wolf> I need to get the convo going.... <Blind_Wolf> WWW.4CHAN.ORG <DrSkullthumper> ICK * Blind_Wolf hides in a fallout shelter <DrSkullthumper> SURELY YOU JEST <Boomsta> DrSkullthumper: If you do that, I will VFH it. <DrSkullthumper> Boomsta: This could be the dumbest thing I've ever done. <Boomsta> Isn't it exciting? <DrSkullthumper> Hang on, lemme bring it up <Boomsta> Plus, people are complaining about VFH being slow. <Boomsta> Let's shove this in their faces. |<-- werdan7 has left irc.freenode.net (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) <DrSkullthumper> Almost there... -->| OFS (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined #uncyclopedia <DrSkullthumper> Boomsta, you ready? <Boomsta> Yup! -->| witt (email@example.com) has joined #uncyclopedia <DrSkullthumper> You realize we might cause serious drama? <witt> Hahaha <witt> Who killed my father? <Boomsta> So? <witt> Hey <DrSkullthumper> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=UnBooks:The_Frogs <witt> omg <witt> Benson? <witt> oh shiii <Derrick_C> you mean oh shit? <witt> shiiiii <DrSkullthumper> (diff) (hist) . . N UnBooks:The Frogs; 00:58 . . (+69,661) . . Dr. Skullthumper (Talk | contribs) (I've been dying to know what would happen if I did this. Also, I totally do NOT release this under any license thingy ma jiggy. Deal.) <DrSkullthumper> Boomsta: It's up <witt> Where's rcmurphy <DrSkullthumper> On a 2-year trip somewhere actually <witt> I need to yell at him about something <DrSkullthumper> In all seriousness -->| SF|008 (i=SF_008@66-109-196-143.nocharge.com) has joined #uncyclopedia <witt> Why so serious? <witt> I want rcmurphy now <DrSkullthumper> We all do. * DrSkullthumper nudges Boomsta <Boomsta> 2 years?? <Benson> serious? where'd he go
And that was the last time he spoke before I had to sleep.