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Bipedic

Of course the only editer was me, It was like 5 minutes old!

Yes, I know, that's just the auto-generated huffing response. I prolly should've used an actual description, but meh. Anyways, I huffed it because it was really, really short, in the microstub category. If you'd like to work on it a bit more, though, I'll gladly bring it back for you. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:34, May 21

UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 20:19, 22 May 2008 (UTC)


Thanks for your welcome, question for you

I was wondering If I can "modify" and article a little bit to make it less offensive, I am talking about the article unamerica. This article really pisses me off, as I do not see articles about canada or england or iran totally belittling the people of the country. That article is very unaccurate (no pun intended) and very offensive. If there is any way to vote to have the article deleted or any way I can modify could you please let me know? Thanks! And I also think that is in violation of one of the rules here, "Be funny, and not a dick"!!!

Again, thanks for your welcome

Regards,

Jdock12 04:14, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, first off, you have to understand that we will not delete a page because it offends you. Never ever ever. Unless it contains shock images, the only reason a page will be deleted is because it's soul-crushingly unfunny. If you think this article is really bad, you have 2 options. Either leave a note on its talk page and start a rewrite in your userspace(By that, I mean make the page at User:Jdock12/Rewrite, work on it there until it's funny, and then copy-paste it over the page that's there now. Don't just blank the existing page and replace it with {{Construction}}), or submit the page to VFD. If you choose the latter, make sure you've familiarized yourself with the rules of the page. Good luck, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:51, May 23

Hey its the Lethargic Reactor with one more question:

What do you think of my second full fledged article? It got around a 34 in the pee review, but i wanna see your opinion on my never version. Not a full fledged pee review, just i need to know where i need to work.

~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 05:03, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

and i kinda realized, i think im getting closer to the independent stage. pretty soon, i might remove the adoptee template. I still got some questions though, so im still stuck on the hindenburg.

~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 05:24, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I'll have a look at the page when I get home tonight. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:53, May 23
Alright, here's the deal. It has some funniness, but your issue is that your tone, the narrator's voice, is inconsistent. You have short sentences, long sentences, cursing, censorship, struck out words, ALLCAPS, asterickses, and parenthetical side-comments, all in the page in a way where they almost feel like you just wanted those things in the page and so threw them in, or that you couldn't think of any prose and so used that stuff. Now, this probably isn't the case, but this is just how it reads in a few places. To fix this, strive for consistency of tone. Give it a day or two, and reread what you've written with a critical eye. Make sure you have the narrator's voice that you want in mind, and then make the page reflect that narrator's voice.
One part specifically that I didn't like was this one right here: "Jerry Falwell believed it's caused when God is mad at the Canadians. This statement is not true full of shit (Isn't everything he says?), as God likes Syrup on his waffles." Now, there are a few things you can do with this. First off, you struck out that "not true" for no reason. Either just say "not true" or just say "full of shit"--no need to use extra characters to mean the same thing. The parenthetical bit, too, I dislike. Why even add that part? We all know Falwell's crazy, and when you add in stuff like that it just feels like you're venting your opinion about this random guy on an article which he would otherwise have no part in. Besides, parentheses are weird to read. What I do like, however, is that last part, the maple syrup reference. If anything, that part should be made more prominent, and a touch clearer. Maybe reword it to say something more along the lines of "Jerry Falwell has erroneously stated that avalanches are caused by God's anger at the Canadians. Obviously, this is false, as no one can stay angry at a Canadian, and God needs their maple syrup for his waffles." ...Or something, I dunno. Keep in mind, of course, that this is naught but my own skewed opinion, and others are just a link away. Cheers! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:21, May 24

I had it peed before, but it was like half finished. i wanted to see where to go from there. ill take some of your suggestions.~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 01:03, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

men in green and conversations with cats

I don't know if this is funny or not, Mr. Led, but it is one of the weirdest IRC conversations I've ever had: User:Cajek/WookiepediaIRC   Le Cejak <16:29, 23 May 2008>

Heh. It is funny, but did you really expect them to do any different? I mean, if they had senses of humor it would be a comedy wiki, no? I'd just leave 'em be. Other wise, uncyc might get a 'rep.' Kinda like the 'rep' we we have everywhere else, actually. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:24, May 23
I was actually trying to see how confused I could get them. Obviously, they aren't the most subtle/clever people in Wikialand.   Le Cejak <20:39, 23 May 2008>
No, but then, what'd you expect? Non-humor wikis are almost always boring. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:42, May 23
Told you Led would spank your bottom Cajek! Send him to bed with no supper too Led! I'll have his... HeHe. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:45, May 23
Actually, I'm saving the bondage for a little later. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:46, May 23
I'm off for some cross wiki editing myself in the not too distant future. Apparently there is this other wiki called "Wikipedia". I'm told it's become quite popular so I thought I might go and check it out. Check you talk page recently Led? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:50, May 23
Familiar? Why, I have a userspace article I can whore to you right now that'll show you just how familiar I am! Behold, my story. I'll call it my struggle, I think. And translate it into the language of my forefathers, too! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:00, May 23


hi im retarted

uhh hi me again uhh how do you insert you tube vids Crazyfulla 22:19, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

Like this: <youtube>df8SbBhMHS4</youtube>. That'll get you this:
Those random numbers/letter are the part of the vid URL after the "v=". - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:22, May 18
HEY THANKS Crazyfulla 22:26, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
No problem. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:32, May 18
hey ive noticed that you have pics and stuff in your signiture how you do it Crazyfulla 00:10, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
I do that by making a signature. There's a pretty good manual for that right here. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:28, May 24

Led's Welcome Template

Hey Led, would you mind whoring Unsignpost in your welcome template, or would that be bad?   Le Cejak <4:54, 24 May 2008>

Sure, I'll stick something in there about it. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 06:19, May 24

da-da-da-DAAAAA DUUUUHHH da-da-da DAAAAA DUUUHHHH

Led! You know star wars and stuff! I'm having trouble getting my articles reviewed (for the first time I can remember). Do you have time to look at Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Star Wars (Japanese Opera)? I would be much obliged!   Le Cejak <4:13, 25 May 2008>

Hmmm... lemme see what I can get to. It'll depend on how late I decide to stay up 'til tonight, really. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:15, May 25
Whatever works, ol' pal. It's just been so long since you've looked at my work. Has it been since Normal?   Le Cejak <4:17, 25 May 2008>
I'm not sure, really. It's been a while since I've done any reviews at all, what with laziness n' all. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:19, May 25
Aw, go to sleep, Led, and dream of people in weird costumes acting out a poorly translated version of Star Wars.   Le Cejak <4:22, 25 May 2008>
Nah, it's a three-day weekend. Also, Dutch Oven. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:23, May 25
Nice cooking show you have there, Led... or should I call ya Cee Dubs? Aaaaanyway, do you still wanna review my thingy, or should I look for someone less busy?   Le Cejak <4:36, 25 May 2008>
Nah, I'll do it. Just gimme a sec... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 04:39, May 25

Thank you so much for reviewing it, Led! I got a good start on act 3, and I hope it lives up to that 10 you gave me for act 2! ...wow! Anyway, yeah, I'm gonna write some more tomorrow. See you again, Led, thanks!   Le Cejak <6:32, 25 May 2008>

No problem, and good luck! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 06:47, May 25
Interruption of your sysop dutes! For here I am, presenting Star Wars (Japanese Opera)‎ to you in completeness!   Le Cejak <17:18, 25 May 2008>
Ha! I like it! Also, daintily = best adverb ever. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 17:24, May 25

Oh, Led, Jack Phoenix huffed User:Cajek/WookiepediaIRC. Do you think he should have? If you think it was legitimately huffed, I'll back down.   Le Cejak <22:36, 25 May 2008>

It may be for the best, honestly. We don't need a reputation for dickery, ya'know? It's prolly best to just stay at Uncyc and save our energy for satire. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:50, May 25
Hey! I wasn't being a d... I guess I was! Oh well, I got two articles out of it!   Le Cejak <22:51, 25 May 2008>
Nah, I know it was all in good fun. Trouble is, other wikis aren't allowed to have fun. Still, though, we have to respect their wishes to have less fun, even if it doesn't make sense to us. We need to join hands, and sing our glorious hymn of... Hmmn. Lost my train of thought. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:55, May 25
It's weird: they reverted my pathetically tiny edits and then got all serious. It really did seem like an overreaction on their part.   Le Cejak <23:30, 25 May 2008>

Chocolate Cake Church

Has enough been done for you to remove the "Whoops, we'll trash this in 7 days or so, unless you do a load of stuff to save it? No reply needed here, just please remove the banner if so. Reply with pleasure if you see more needs doing!

BTW I was pretty sure Uncyc has the WP template {{cite web}}, but it seems not quite the same? 91.85.187.28 17:10, 26 May 2008 (UTC)

What you have is good, but I'd like to see you expand it a bit more. I'll remove the ICU tag, so you don't have to worry about insta-huffage, but it'd be nice to have a little more to read. As for the cite web bit, I'm not really sure how that works, to be honest. Maybe just use external link formatting (you know, like [http://www.whatever.ho-hum link title]) to do what you need it to? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 17:21, May 26
There's more coming. I'm just away for a few days. Tks for the removal. 91.85.187.28 18:07, 26 May 2008 (UTC)
No problem. Happy editing! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:14, May 26

We got creation protection now?!

Damn are we hot or what?1 ~Jewriken.GIF 00:05, 27 May 2008 (UTC)

Yep. DPP is pretty much obsolete now, and I rather like the whole time limit feature. Deters vandals for a while, then people can make the page again. You can semi-protect, too. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:22, May 27


Redirection

how do i redirect XXXXXX to YYYYYYY? im making an article, and i want to know how to redirect something to it.

Allow me to be a bastard and leave a drive by comment to answer your question. Use the following incantation: #REDIRECT [[Actual article name here]] Make sure that it's the only thing on the redirect page. I'm off to go await an irate Leddy who will most likely bludgeon me with a golf club for this transgression. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 23:10 May 27
HEY YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING EDITING THIS PAGE DON'T YOU SEE IT'S MINE WHY I OUGHTA... Thanks for the assist, SysRq. And yeah, he's got it just right, Mr. IP. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:33, May 28

I'm writing an article on an intracranial (brain) hemorrhage. I wanted to redirect brain hemorrage so i have an easier way to get there without typi ng the whole user:nezlr/brain hemorrhage thing.

~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 1:29 PM PST

Well, what I do with subpages is put a link to them all on my userpage, so that I can just click that link at the top, and then get to the page with just one more click. Just something to think about. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:38, May 28
I have a folder of Bookmarks in Firefox that links to my Watchlist, my userpage, and my werks page. Something else to think about. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:47 May 28

hi

Weebl
Weebl emplores you to answer him! He will never stop rocking back and forth otherwise

Ascewsme. the Most uninformative article ever, is a joke page created for comedic purposes. Have you seen the Paranoid Page? It was supposed to be like that, can you give me a good reason for its deletion, because I thought it was kinda funny, dontcha know.--McWooty 21:07, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh yeah I've got an iMac, HOW THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET YOUTUBE VIDEOS ONTO PAGES??!!?! ya know just asking n such....--McWooty 21:14, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Basically I feel, and I think others would agree with me here, that short pages like that have been done pretty much to death around here. Why not take that concept and expand it? One or two lines are enough for one joke, if you're good. A much longer article, one that stays funny throughout, would provide way more space to set up and expand on joke after joke after joke. For me, this would be far more enjoyable to read.
As for youtube videos, you do it like this: <youtube>qRuNxHqwazs</youtube>, where that seemingly random string of letters is the bit from the video URL after the "v=". Cheers! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:17, May 28
Weebl
Weebl is now appeased. You can make him even more appeased by bringing pie

Okeedokey--McWooty 21:20, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:01, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Of course not.

I know you don't eat people, because you don't eat people. Grues do. Zarinul 02:43, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Well... have you ever had soylent green? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 02:44, Jun 1

For the attention of his Leddyness

Remington Steelers Public Broadcasting Service Pirates of Encino All created by [1]. I have been chasing this guy around for a while now, and he keeps removing the dam ICUs. The articles are almost the same. Most of his other edits are really pants also. Not sure what you think the best thing to do is... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:00, Jun 1

Hmm... maybe have a chat with him on his talk page? I don't wanna commit to banning this person just yet, as they might just be trying to get some band's discography complete. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:17, Jun 1
Oh, I defiantly was not suggesting a ban... Will have a word at some point... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:27, Jun 1
Are you insinuating that I should differentiate each article I create from each other? --Ryanasaurus0077 22:32, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
I'm not insinuating anything, actually. I want you two to have a chat and work this out amongst yourselves, like civilized people. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:38, Jun 1
I could never get the hang of differentiation, let alone integration. I would however calculus that having exactly the same text appearing in several different articles is a bad thing. Would you not agree Ryanasaurus0077? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:40, Jun 1
Can I just randomly interrupt y'all's little conversation to tell y'all to take it here or here? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:44, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Why, certainly. But first, I'll tell Mr. N and His Leddyness that I'll start my next Remington Steelers-related article a different way, although I'll still include some nods to previous Remington Steelers-related albums. --Ryanasaurus0077 22:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Um, thanks Dexter, but actually I'm not sure exactly what advice to give to Ryanasaurus0077 here. Which is why I asked Led for guidance. When someone removes an ICU without making a significant improvement to an article it's a tricky one. I still think the ICUs are required here, and wondered if Led agreed with me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:01, Jun 1

Voatse.cx

Uh, I know we aren't talking to each other right now, but you need to see this redirect. I promise that the amount of shock porn is less than average.   Le Cejak <6:20, 01 Jun 2008>

Hahaha, that's awesome! Now, to get everyone whoring it... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 06:35, Jun 1
Hey I was half responsible for that :/ --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:36, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Did you create the redirect? DIDJA?   Le Cejak <6:55, 01 Jun 2008>
Oh yeah! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:56, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey you. Lazy admin.

Not to be a burden, but by my watch it is now June. And the Foolitzer Prize nominations from April are still up. I'd archive it myself, but alas, the archive page is teh locked. Do something about it. And while you're at it, do this one too. Kthxbai. -RAHB 21:35, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

I think it's about all set... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:02, Jun 1
Thanks you sir. -RAHB 23:18, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Hey...

...long time no talk and more to the point: I've been nominated for 3 times as many awards as you, so HA! He he... /me runs off before you can reach your ban spanner - yes that's my new name for it - [19:06 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

D: <-- Sad face. Seriously though, good luck! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:12, Jun 2
Thank you, gangster person! - [19:14 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Hey...

Do you get paid for being an admin? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:09, Jun 2

GOSH DARNIT WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK THAT IT'S NOT TRUE I GET NO MONEY AT ALL NOPE THAT'S RIGHT NONE SO STOP ASKING ALL YOU COUNTLESS THOUSANDS THAT ASK YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE IT'S JUST NOT TRUE. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:14, Jun 2
Trousers (NOT PANTS)
MrN9000 Makes a significant drive by comment contributing to this important discussion
I think he gets laid paid... - [19:16 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yea, but you get all the girls though right? Tell me you get the girls? Someone must be getting the girls surely. Oh, hang on... this is Uncyc. We have no girls. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:18, Jun 2
Oh, of course. I just tell them I moderate an online humor wiki and their pants come flying off! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:20, Jun 2
They fly off? That must be pretty awesome. - [19:21 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yup. Fly. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:23, Jun 2
As in fly? - [19:25 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yep. Interpret it as literally as you please, it's all good. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:27, Jun 2
All of it? - [19:28 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Mmmmaaaayyyybe. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:29, Jun 2
Maybe? Is this getting annoying, yet? - [19:30 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Maybe not! Wiggity WHAA--!? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:33, Jun 2
Wiggity WHAA--?! Maybe yes! - [19:36 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
EPIC FAIL! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:37, Jun 2
EPIC FAIL WITH EPIC MUSIC! EPIC FAIL...rectified. - [19:39 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Psh, there's no fun in that! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:40, Jun 2
There's plenty of fun in it! Even more fun in that. Now you EPIC FAIL'd! - [19:44 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
/me puts his finger near YTTE's face. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:48, Jun 2
Ahh....this time he is going to ban me! Ahh! Ahhhhhhhh! Please don't ban me...ahh! I should stop pissing with his sig....Ahhhhhhh! /me runs headfirst into a wall - [19:55 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
/me runs off like a mischievous child, knocking over hatstands and assorted furniture, on purpose, on the way - [20:01 2 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Yeah I know right. Also, Join IRC right now LED, I need to warn you about something... - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:59, Jun 3


Sad Face :(

I wanna make a feature worthy article, but all mine are barely funny enough to be left on this article.first, i lack the ideas, second, i lack the ability to make an article funny through out, third they are never long enough.

sad face :( ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 05:10, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

mind if I but in, Nezlr? I suggest writing down ideas, first of all. Second, patience young padawan, you'll think of something.   Le Cejak <5:16, 03 Jun 2008>


im not very good at that. most of my writing humor is winged. so i'll try, but i might have a crappy idea. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nezlr (talk • contribs)

Experiment in your userspace, Nezlr. User:Nezlr/Sandbox   Le Cejak <5:44, 03 Jun 2008>
Yeah, don't worry about it. Sooner or later it just clicks. You find a style that just works, and you'll write good pages. The things that helped me learn to write were trial and error, reading HTBFANJS, and reading and voting for pages on VFH. Gradually you just get a feel for what works as written comedy. Hope this helps. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:47, Jun 3

Well, i got the idea for an article, finally. I plan to write one on capsaicin, which i believe is the spiciest substance known to man. lotsa fun i'm gonna have working on this one :P

See you guys on the VFH page!

~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 05:11, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Becoming An Admin

How do you become an admin on this site then? Because the page for admins wasnt exactly very helpful. Many thanks Steward2007 11:08, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Drive by: Generally, you spend a lot of time on the site, help people out, write good articles (possibly slightly more optional), revert vandalism, tidy up pages, and make yourself useful. Then after ages of doing this, someone might notice you. Then the admins vote every so often to see if we need new admins. And if they agree more admins are needed, everybody votes about who these should be. And if you're lucky, you get nominated. So yeah - it's a really easy and quick process. Also, not asking if you can be an admin tends to help. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:16, Jun 3
Yes, the first rule of being an admin is not wanting to be an admin. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:31, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
I thought it was wanting to but not mentioning it. For instance, I actually don't want to be an admin. I prefer to have people like Mordillo to thank/blame. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:34, Jun 3
Yeah, listen to what those guys said. They seem to know what they're talking about... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 14:55, Jun 3
That's a dangerous assumption. On what do you base it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:59, Jun 3
The same things I base all my assumptions on. Absolutely nothing. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 14:59, Jun 3
And That's why you make such a great admin. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Becoming A Bureaucrat

Hey, how do I achieve ultimate power on uncyclopedia? I wrote an article a while back, and I reverted vandalism once, so can I be a bureaucrat now and delete you fuckers? --Writer1337 15:04, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Well first you must turn to face the the path of enlightenment, remove the layered robes of lameness and stupidity and close your eyes from the memes and vandalism that surrounds you... and now you are pregnant! That's what you wanted right? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:11, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
I wanted sex, not a child! USE PROTECTION!! ...wait a minute... --Writer1337 15:15, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Also, you both just got herpes from my talkpage. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 15:21, Jun 3

Becoming a WikiGod

Hi, I have absolutely no reputation on this wiki at all, and you don't know me, and I haven't written anything of value, nor have I contributed to this wiki in any way, but I was wondering if you could just, ya know, give me control of this entire wiki. I have no interest in actually contributing, I just like having sysop powers just for the hell of it. Odds are you'll never hear from me again; I'll just go back to my own wiki which has no direction, purpose, or population, which I made only to be a 'crat on some wiki after Wikipedia told me I couldn't be a 'crat over there. Who do I talk to about whether or not this is the kind of wiki that lets random users have sysop powers? --NotA Writer2007 16:11, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

They let Leddy, here, have some sort of control so they'll give you some powers, I'm sure. Leddy's just a random guy off the streets... - [16:13 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Becoming Famine

Hi, I'm a lowlife admin who pathetically asks people to "behave" and "please don't" etc etc. I'd like to become the worst power known to mankind, which is Famine, can you talk to someone who knows someone that knows someone? notA nadmin 2008

I know someone. But that someone is not Famine. So I dunno. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:31 Jun 3

Becoming a Normal User

I'm currently a sysop and would like to get rid of all my privileges. How do you become a normal user on this site then? Because that page on Kitten huffing wasnt exactly very helpful. Many thanks Sysop

First rule of being a normal user: you have to want to be a sysop to be a normal user. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:32 Jun 3

Late thanks!

Portrait-of-Homeless-Man-IMG 3825 Thanks, son!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?

Thanks for voting for Veteran.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 18:42 Jun 3

Hi Led! Have Questions, will travel

I have tried to thicken up my article of Baznoc, but I am stumped as to how I came up with(I think), more topics and I haven't a clue if I should give them their Own pages and thicken that up or, just keep them on the same page. I also just came back from Vegas and had a Great time, but lost my ass!

P.S. Lot's of RED linked articles in the '1700's history'. What do you do to them? I would love to edit them, but respect the authors work. Any suggestions?

Need Help...*gasp*, unable to think..., world spinning.... --baznoc 21:46, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Really, it'll depend on how related your other topics are. If your new ideas for pages are things like "history of X," definitely leave them on the same page. However, there is certainly a lot of gray area, and the simplest answer is this: It's you're call. You really just have to use your own judgment. If you think the other concepts will stand on their own and make sense without the context of your current page to back them up, feel free to make as many new pages as you like. Basically, just make sure your new pages are stand-alone good. As for red links, go right ahead and remove the brackets around any word that isn't a page. If you're feeling industrious you can make it link to a related page. For example, there's no page industrious, but if I do this: [[Industrial revolution|industrious]], I get this: industrious. Don't worry too much about changing stuff in people's articles. Some folks can get touchy, but most are grateful for any small changes that improve a page. Cheers! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:46, Jun 3

Cajek needs Help

Cajek is banned and needs your help on #uncyclopedia. Paley

not anymore. Thanks Paley!   Le Cejak <4:51, 04 Jun 2008>
Also, I was looking at Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters, and apparently I can't be an adopter because I was banned in the last 6 minutes months? Or is that just the policy to add my name to the fancy-dancy list?   Le Cejak <4:55, 04 Jun 2008>
Yeah, it's not really strictly enforced. I wouldn't worry too much about it. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 10:42, Jun 4

Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?

Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:

Bubbledress *pop*
Yeah, er, thanks for *pop*
your vote for *pop* that...
oh lord, her whole dress is made of...
*popop* *pop*

Cheers Led! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:10, Jun 4

And the cheeriest to you, as well! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:47, Jun 4

We're Under Attack!

I heard a rumour that you're online so...ED is attacking us! My page and Qua's are getting tonnes of ED IP vandalism. Sannse's semi-protected my talk page, but can you semi-protect Qua's - it's getting a lot of ED violence directed at it. For some reason ED hates Qua and therefore me, cause I adopted him... Also my computer refuses to load any Qua edit pages so I can't revert... :-( Anyway, thanks in advance - [20:41 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

There, I think I got him. Lemme know here or on UN:BP if more shit goes down. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:45, Jun 4
Of course, thanks. And you narrowly beat Lj to it, apparently, which means you get the Page Protector of the Month award. Congratulations to you! :-) Thanks, again! - [20:47 4 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:20, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Um?

09:42, 5 June 2008, Sannse (Talk | contribs) blocked Cajek (Talk | contribs) (expires 09:42, 5 July 2008, account creation blocked) (Bringing Uncyclopedia in to disrepute (or even further into? whatever.)) Uh oh...--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:40, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

What the fuck is this? Why is everyone getting pissed at Cajek now? What is this about? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 12:57 Jun 5
Thought it might've happened. Please, guys, you can't just go around trolling other wikis, ya know? Just let 'em be. Cajek, if you see this: You'll have to talk to Sannse about this. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 15:05, Jun 5
Yeah, what happened yesterday with me and Cajek was kinda lame and childish and very ED like. I guess I'll take this opportunity to apologize for the both of us. But, and I know I'm tempting fate here, if this was about yesterday's incident with #halopedia, why wasn't I reprimanded/warned/yelled at? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:49 Jun 5
I appreciate the gesture, but you really don't need to apologize to me, ya know. Sannse, and the ops at wookieepedia, might want one, but that's your call. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:40, Jun 5
Yeah it was rather ED-ish on my part (I did bugger round there when we had that forum and subsequent page) :/ I don't know why Cajek went back though --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:18, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Front page

Yay, I spotted an admin! Mr admin type, would you be planning to sort out a feature for today at some point? I'm sure Sys will be happy his page has been on the front for 2 days now, but, y'know... Ta and so forth. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:09, Jun 6

Sure, I'll get on that... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:19, Jun 6
Wups, looks like someone else got it. Sorry UU, I was in school, and then went to a mate's for a round of poker. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:28, Jun 6

Thanks for deleting those subpages

Fou-Lu 19:17, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

No problem, just doing my thing. :) - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:18, Jun 8

Quote Formatting

Yea I changed the quote back cuz some guy from school screwed with it. He said something like im a transvestite. So I changed it back. Is there any way I can get him like banned or have the article locked so he doesnt do it again? Anyway some tips on quote formatting would be helpful, I would appreciate it. (RedIvan3 21:23, 8 June 2008 (UTC))

You mean this guy? Yeah, I already gave him a day off to read our vanity policies. If he does it again, either drop me a message here or post him in ban patrol. As for quotes, they go like this: {{Q|This is where you put your made-up quote|This is where you falsely attribute that quote to someone|this is where you tell what the quote you've fabricated is about}}.
In other words, this: {{Q|I have nothing to declare but my own genus.|Oscar Wilde|taxonomy}} looks like this:
“I have nothing to declare but my own genus.”
~ Oscar Wilde on taxonomy
Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:14, Jun 9

Thanks man I really appreciate it. New quote is on the way :). (RedIvan3 01:28, 9 June 2008 (UTC))

No problem. Just be careful not to overuse quotes; one or two funny ones are more than enough. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:38, Jun 9

hi

w-hat y-ou s-aid was rite. But one should not have that strict terms in wikipedia.If u rite jokes and make fun wikipedia admins should not interfere.it only makes the topic more user friendly. your fri-END Tiger of InDIA --Raunak Roy ( Representative of God ) 19:02, 9 June 2008 (UTC)

Ok... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:17, Jun 9
Who is this guy? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 20:45 Jun 9
/me shrugs. Some fella' from the forums. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:46, Jun 9

Re: Welcome

Replied on my talk page as per your message above. But, seeing as I'm already here, I might as well ask: where're the welcome templates? 21655 17:32, 10 June 2008 (UTC)

Right here, I think... yep, right there. It's a bit different then my ultra-customized(by which I mean stolen from User:HerrDoktor) one, though. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:28, Jun 10

AIM

Come online right now. - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:37, Jun 11

You're an admin. I'm sure you can help

I want Rafael Nadal to have a black background and need to do something with mediawiki reskinning. I've made this and I think it needs to be added to MediaWiki:Skin/Rafael_Nadal.css or something. I have no idea what I'm doing. All I've done so far is copy the css code for emopedia and change the logo. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  14:17, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

Err, in all honesty I really don't know much about the mediawiki things... Spang is the person to ask about such fancifulnesses. Or so I've heard. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:03, Jun 11

Adopt me

please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please adopt me ?

Crikey McGrikey 14:18, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

You're gonna have to beg (and spam) harder 'n that if you want in. Way harder. (beg n' spam sounds like a doggy treat)   Le Cejak <14:21, 11 Jun 2008>
Uhh... yeah, hang on for 45 minutes or so. I'll gladly adopt you formally once I get home from teh skoolz. Back in a bit... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:05, Jun 11
Whew. Sorry about that. Anyways, here's the officialness: Sure, consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add {{Adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} your userpage. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me right here, on my talk page, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Otherwise, be sure to have a look at HTBFANJS and BGBU, which may answer a few of your questions, and will generally help you be good at Uncyc. Happy editing! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:34, Jun 11

How do I make text bigger?

The title says it all really.

By the way I killed you

--McWooty 21:21, 11 June 2008 (UTC)

GAH! There's a lightsaber IN MAH BELLY! :O Sweet chop, btw. Anyways, the simplest way to make big text is the use of html. Specifically, <big>TEXT</big> tags, which work like this: TEXT. Hope this helps, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:28, Jun 11

Not that much, I mean big as in:

BIG!!!

know what i mean?

Schreib bis bald!--McWooty 17:52, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Space marine
In the name of the Emperor, answer me!
I agree! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:32, Jun 13
Wikipedia says, be bold! sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 18:37 Jun 13
Word. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:39, Jun 13

Er.. Schreib bis bald is German for "please write back" not that I expected you illiterate yobbos to know

you haven't been very helpful so far, but I remain optimistic to the fact that admins actually do something--McWooty 20:21, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Do you mean making headers? Because you just did that... if you could show me an example of what you're trying to do, that'd help a lot... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:48, Jun 15

Oh wait, I've just worked it out (partly thanks to you, hmph) you should have told me you could use the <big>TEXT</big> multiple times to make it bigger. Well this has been a very long discussion so I think it's time to stop.--McWooty 17:22, 16 June 2008 (UTC) by the way if you reply I'll irradiate your eyeballs and devour your brain.

Guess what

Do what you want cause a pirate is a free. You are a pirate!

Yar har fiddle deedee. Being a pirate is alright with me. Do what you want cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate!

You are a pirate! (Yay!)

We've got us a map (a map!) to lead us to a hidden box that's all locked up with locks (with locks!) and buried deep away. We'll dig up the box (the box!) we know it's full of precious booty. Burst open the locks and then we'll say hooray!

Yar har fiddle deedee. If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate! (Weigh anchor!) Yar har fiddle deedee. Being a pirate is alright with me. Do what you want cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate! Arr yar ahoy and avast ticketySEX and tickety fast! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate!

Hahahahahaha... (yay!) We're sailing away (set sail!) adventure waits on every shore. we set sail and explore (yar har!) and run and jump all day (yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) until it's time to drop the anchor, then hang up our coats (aye aye!) until we sail again!

Yar har fiddle deedee. If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate! <record scratch> (Land ho!) Yar har fiddle deedee. Being a pirate is alright with me. Do what you want cause a pirate is free. You are a pirate!

Yar har! Wind at your back, lass. Wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below, you are a pirate! Hahahahahaha... You are a pirate... hehehehehe... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Charitwo (talk • contribs)

...I am not a AAAARRRRGGHH! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 11:11, Jun 12

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:54, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

Just one question

I noticed you immediately huffed my article about Galneryus like a minute after I wrote it.Now that's fast ! Anywho,I just wrote it so short because I wanted to start from somewhere,and build on it the following days.When I do it again,should I do it all in one go ?

Thanks in advance !

P.S.:Sorry I'm such a friggin n00b,LOL ROXXORZ ROFLCOPTER !!!1! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Darkblaze (talk • contribs)

Yeah, it was awfully short, which is why I huffed it. If you want to take a while to work on a page, it's best to either tag it with {{Construction}}, or simply start it in userspace. I restored what you had so far, and put it here, in your userspace, for you. Now you can just work on it there for as long as you need to, without fear of insta-huffage. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 20:53, Jun 13

I am coming down now

Hi, Led! I took the 'under construction' sign down on the page I wrote about Baznoc and would love a type-written thrashing of what I could do to improve this page. The LSD has subsided and I am faced with the reality of the EDIT, if it isn't huffed immediately. Would you take a look and be honest. I Want to get better at this. I do hate to get a 'red-assed whuppin' over my article but, I think it needs review. Thanks Again!--baznoc 21:14, 13 June 2008 (UTC)

Sure, I'll take a look at it for you. Is this the page you mean? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:22, Jun 13
Yep and I did some touch up this AM, and I am through until I get hit, for the re-write, or the huffing. I thought you'd would know if it needs Pee Peview? It could help? Thanx--baznoc 14:50, 15 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh dear...Sorry man, I'm really busy all of a sudden. I'll be free by Saturday, but until then you may just want to get a pee review. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:43, Jun 16

Yea, sorry about that

21:03 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) (huffed "Image:HomerD.jpg": It's the same statue,
so it's prolly not necessary to have 2 sperate things...drop me a line if you want it back)

What you did there was fine. :-) Is there a way to check for duplicate images before uploading? I guess it's just a memory thing if you have seen the image somewhere before... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:09, Jun 14

Yeah, it's pretty much a memory thing... You can search Uncyc for images, though, if one seems familiar. Just run a search, then at the bottom of the results page tick off the "images" box and search again. In this case, though, I just happened to remember it from The Destiniad. :P Where is Groovester, anyway? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:14, Jun 14
Yea, I use that image search thing sometimes, but it does not actually show you the picture, and people often don't use a file name which relates to the thing anyway. Um? Groovester? /me Grooves on down around Led's talk page pretending to know what he's talking about... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:19, Jun 14
Huh? I coulda sworn you knew Jim Groovester... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:24, Jun 14
You mean personally? Nope. Not me. Obviously I have seen him around the wiki from time to time, but not much recently. From looking at his talk page, looks like he was running out of ideas for new articles... I have a plan to try to get a few more collaborations / people working on the same things going actually... When I get the page set-up in my user space, you can see what you think of it. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:30, Jun 14
User:MrN9000/Whorehouse Well, I'm not sure if this counts as whoring or not! Care to whore anything there yourself? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:13, Jun 15
Ooh, I'll have to check this out... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 00:53, Jun 15
Well, you obviously approve of the idea! Hopefully you can see what I'm trying to do here. I'm just trying to get a bit more collaboration going really. There is a talk page for the Whorehouse now, or obviously please edit the hell out of the "rules" I have listed. I figured I would leave it a few days and hopefully a few more people will notice it, and then I might go to the Dump. Trouble is, I'm just not sure where to whore this page! HeHe... Oh, it's OK, I listed it on Cajeks talk page. Everyone will see it. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:07, Jun 15
Right. And yeah, I dig the idea of more collabs. They make me think of pages like Conservapedia, which I helped make with Ljlego and Modus. The three of us contributing equally really pulled everything together, I think. Plus, they're usually buckets o' fun. :) - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:24, Jun 15

Thank you TheLedBalloon

Socks

Thank you! for your support. May your socks stay forever dry!


Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:03, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

And I hope it's not premature to congratulate you on Uncyc of the Month :) Mightydandylion Icons-flag-us (talk) Fk 21:22, 14 June 2008 (UTC)

Aww, you guys're too nice to me... :P Thanks for the thanking! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:26, Jun 14
No really. Everyone is too nice to Led. FU BALLON! Note the one "o". That's cause I don't like you. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:51, 16 June 2008 (UTC)
*cries* - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:59, Jun 16

oh hai thar, noob can haz unban?

This guy came on IRC complaining that his IP address was used to blank stuff, even though he wasn't the blanker. Can you change the ban so that the ban remains on the IP address, but it doesn't block account creation, so the dude can get an account?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 21:50 Jun 15, 2008

I think it's all set now... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:36, Jun 15

Thank you

Thanks for your help bro. I promise to be a great Uncyclopedian. Unlike Wikipedia, I can actually have a sense of humor here. UncyclopediaRocks12866 04:36, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

By the way, how can I seek administrative powers?UncyclopediaRocks12866 04:36, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, the official voting page is at VFS. Basically, if you help out with site maintenance and generally make yourself part of the community for long enough, people forget about that crack whore scandal(It was one time, I swear!) and someone nominates you. If enough users and admins vote for you, then you get opped. However, I wouldn't worry about any of that for now. You just got here! Why not have a look around, read the writing field-guide, maybe write an article, and generally enjoy yourself? Besides, the cabal secretly prefers administrators who don't ask to be administrators. Not that there is one, or anything. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 05:06, Jun 17
There is no cabal. Also, the cabal did not forget that crack whore scandal. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:14, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Love Fist?

do you like love fist? they are a good band ey? best band ever ey? eyeyeyey? yeah, love fist is epic. AwesomeGuy 23:11, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, don't know 'em... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:47, Jun 17
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_pk1kPD3Gsw&feature=related http://youtube.com/watch?v=K-HQIOCQngA&feature=related it's a fake band made up for GTA Vice City, sounds good though. if you don't like the first you will probably like the 2nd. if you don't like either, you are a horse.

A very special request

Dear Mr. Balloon.

You have apparently visited the Traditional Values website 40,908 times since it's inception on June 17th. Sadly, the staff here at TraditionalValues.com.org.gov have run out of ideas for more traditional values to add to our collection. Could you please help?

Thank you,

Traditional Christian Folk 01:21, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

That was a clever way of saying, could you maybe help me with mah article, Mr. Adopter?   Le Cejak <1:21, 19 Jun 2008>
it's probably, like, the most horrifying thing I've ever written, and that includes my psycho-thriller.   Le Cejak <1:27, 19 Jun 2008>
Sure, I'll take a look at it if I get a chance. Just gimme a li'l bit, I gotta wrap up some finals review... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 01:51, Jun 19
Mkay, here's what I thought: It was great! Really funny, actually! However, I would like to see maybe one or two more sections that somehow escalate the joke. As of right now, your list items remain somewhat static, with everything at a similar level of WTFness. Personally, I'd like to see you do something ridiculous in one or two more headers. I could see you going either as far into the extreme ridiculousness of "well duh *rolleyes*" as possible, sorta like Public service announcement, or going in the opposite direction, by being even more conservative, perhaps even venturing into sexism/racism/bigotry -- what I call "the triad" of extreme neocons. Anyways, keep in mind that this is just an idea I had, and there are plenty of other opinions out there. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 03:43, Jun 19
I chose to go the route of escalation. It just seemed that an article on Traditional Values should have a section on dick smacks (stolen from PSA) and selling crack to kids. Just so that we Christians know what we're up against.   Le Cejak <4:59, 19 Jun 2008>

No one talks to me anymore

Except for UU who greets me every morning. Do I smell bad? ~Jewriken.GIF 11:18, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Couldn't tell you. I smoked so much I lost my sense of smell. I've been quit years but haven't got it back yet. Oh, hang on, this is me replying to you again. That's not going to do anything for your paranoia, is it? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:24, Jun 19
Probably not. Good morning UU! ~Jewriken.GIF 11:27, 19 June 2008 (UTC)
Terrible when people ignore ya. If only there was some kind of page where people could let others know what they are working on. That way, there would be a bit more interaction between the users. Personally I find just writing by myself boring. It's soo much better when people work together on stuff. In addition, does this post actually have anything to do with anything here? Hell! I don't care! any excuse... Also, Hi Led! :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:50, Jun 19
Hey guys! Yeah, I've been at school n' whatnot... now I'm at UnIdiot's house, and since finals are over I'm no longer obligated to care. Summer starts Saturday, so I'll be extra active for a couple weeks coming up. I won't be here a good chunk of what is this Friday night EST time, though. I have things to do. A concert, if ya will. In fact, one could even go so far as to say SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON.... SCREAM FOR ME BOSTON! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 18:56, Jun 19
Hmm, I wonder what Led is up to this Friday... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:01, Jun 19
Uh... er... um... wanking? On a more serious note, i can has ban? I really really need to work on assessments and the only way I will achieve anything is sans Uncyclopedia. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:54, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Sure, how long do you want it? Also, in the ass or the mouth? - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 12:28, Jun 20
5 days - mouth (I'll come pleading on IRC if I/you suffer withdrawal) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:43, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

HOW THE HELL DID A PERSONAL RANT BECAME A CONVERSATION ABOUT LEDDY'S SEXUAL MISCONDUCT?! ~Jewriken.GIF 12:39, 20 June 2008 (UTC)

Psh, you should know what to expect from my talk page by now. :P - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 12:42, Jun 20

UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 00:59, 21 June 2008 (UTC)

Can you help me with my sig?

Hey, I'm LJ's n00b, but he's been away for a while. I need to create a sig, and don't know how to. I think Jocke Pirat told me to talk to you. Could you help me out? [[The Woodburninator 05:11, 21 June 2008 (UTC)]]

Sure! First, create a userspace subpage, kinda like User:The Woodburninator/sig, or some such. Fill that subpage with code that turns into something that looks like a sig you think you like. Just make sure it follows all the rules. Your next step is to put {{SUBST:Nosubst|User:The Woodburninator/sig}} in your preferences, and tick the "raw signature" box. Then, simply sign with the usual four tildes, and you're all set! Hope this helps, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 17:02, Jun 21
Yeah. I think Cajek saw this, and helped me out with one. Thanks. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 05:30, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
No problem at all. Cheers, - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 05:32, Jun 22

someone's fucking around in Thailand

There's some... some kind of... revert war going on... don't understand...   Le Cejak <5:33, 22 Jun 2008>

Yeah, I tried to help solving it. Doesn't seem to be working. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:35, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
From now on, just use that article's talk page to chat. I kinda need to sleep soon, so...gimme a sec, then I wish you luck! Keep in mind that a joke to keep things from getting to heavy is rarely a bad idea...good luck! - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 05:38, Jun 22

Frappr map, do you ever lie?

Alright, so I was just snooping around the Frappr map, and apparently you and the UnIdiot live in the same town. Is that true? Do you gize know each other? Or are either of you posting lies on the Frappr map? (Because nobody does that.) sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 21:25 Jun 22

Yep, they do know each other.   Le Cejak <21:30, 22 Jun 2008>
Yeah, I'm actually hanging at his house right now. :P - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:34, Jun 22
Put yourself back away Led. UnIdiot may want to see it, but we most certainly do not. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:43, Jun 22
Heh. Actually, we're working on an UnTune that's going to be called "Feelin' Good Tonight," by "Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions." Might be out by tonight or tomorrow, depending on how quickly we can make not suck(or in this case, suck just the right amount). - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:48, Jun 22
Haha, that's cool. I'm working on a song entitled "Dicks Please" by "Leddy Sillybuns and the UnVagina Lovers." sirErr.gifsysrq @ 22:08 Jun 22
Dude, SysRq, your sig just totally changed colors! Dude, sweet. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:35, Jun 22
Yeah, it totally does that from time to time. Err will leave and Ignignokt will come and turn it green. Happens whenever you're not looking. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 23:22 Jun 22
Oh yea, I see... Every one is talking about SysRq's sig, and no one is mentioning my new breasts! Oh, I give up... Night all. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:25, Jun 22
What's that, MrN, you say something? I was mesmerized my SysRq's sig... Ooh, the colors... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:32, Jun 22
Sorry MrN, looks like if given a choice, the average Uncyclopedian would rather look at Mooninite dongs than bewbies. sirErr.gifsysrq @ 00:13 Jun 23


Wanna see a cool video?

D:D:D:D:D:D:D
No longer available... :( - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 19:34, Jun 23

You stole my welcome template template...template...Wha...

That's awesome, i'm notable enough to be stole from by admins. I feel honoured :). Also your talk page makes Firefox 3 cry. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jun 24, 20:45

Yep, I ripped off the format from your thing, although the text is a bit different. Before, I was rocking HerrDoktor's style. As for talk, yeah, I'm gonna have to archive that sooner or later... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:48, Jun 24
Damn, I actually thought for a minute that HerrDoktor came back. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:50, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Nope, unfortunately. :( - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:52, Jun 24


Welcoming blocked users again?

I could have sworn we talked about this kind of thing before. BRING FORTH THE STONE OF SHAME! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 22:37, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, but he'll eventually be back, so it's ok...sort of. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:44, Jun 24
Remove the stone of shame, attach the stone of triumph! God, you'd think I'd be past recycling Simpsons gags by now, wouldn't you? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 23:01, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down? WE DO...WE DO... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora (Nyah, see, nyah!) 23:10, Jun 24

How do Leddy

So yeah. Being as I so rarely venture onto IRC (partly self-inflicted, partly work blocks access inflicted), that whole "get the approval of several admins on IRC to get rollback" thing is a bit of a git for me. And I was thinking that rollback would be very handy for a friendly, helpful, RC patrolling type such as myself. So I figured I'd just try the whole talk page route instead. I already have Jewish approval, so I was wondering if I could have the metallic inflatable vote? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:20, Jun 26

How come I don't have any superpowers? I AM the inflatable admin's noob, after all!   Le Cejak <10:35, 26 Jun 2008>
Yeah, it's completely fine with me. Was the javascript not working for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:32, Jun 26
It's just taking the equivalent of several ice ages to load the longer pages, so more than once I've been edit conflicted by further vandalism. Thanks. And further to that: So, understand. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years! --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:42, Jun 26
Sure, just as long as you face up, make your stand, and realize you're living in the golden years. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:47, Jun 26

Evening Led

I noticed that Flappy woo-ha has 899 links to it. That's a lot of red links :( It's on UN:DPP at the moment, and I wondered if it might best be made a link to Special:Random or something... Maybe even User:MrN9000? I guess it would need protecting... :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:30, Jun 27

I tried making a redirect to a special page once. Let's just say that the word "fail" was involved.   Le Cejak <0:32, 27 Jun 2008>
Fair enough... Well User:MrN9000 it is then? No? OK... How about Penis then. What? That's the same thing you say? Grr. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:35, Jun 27
I think you've linked to penis enough times today, mister. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:36, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
is that so Boomer MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Jun 27
Yes it is, MrN. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:42, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I took that bit out of my welcome message mostly because I realized how annoying that could get. Feel free to redirect it somewhere, if you like. MadMax wanted to put it at made up words, then naughty bits, so you could try one of those...maybe... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:03, Jun 27

UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:45, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

Ahem

Ahem







Ahem







Ahem... sorry, I have an cold.


Just wondering how someone would make other pages on someone's userspace 'n all...

You should probably answer since I have just posed a question, as is the usual response.



ahem--McWooty 19:30, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Hea, I'm not sure if Led is around, but to make a page in your userspace just create User:McWooty/whatever you fancy... Obviously change "whatever you fancy" to something else. Well, not "something else", but you get the idea... You should not be creating pages in other peoples userspaces... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:47, Jun 29
Yeah, pretty much what he said... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:50, Jun 29

ahem again, I wanted to ask about sigs, how do I n stuff? (thanks for the help btw)--McWooty 20:30, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

Mkay... Well, the first thing you need is a userspace subpage, sorta like what MrN just told you about. Make it something like User:McWooty/sig. Then, put {{SUBST:nosubst|User:McWooty/sig}} your preferences' nickame box. Be sure to tick the 'raw signatures' box. Then, just sign with four tildes, and voila! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:37, Jun 29
Also. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [20:47 29 June]
Wow, that has absolutely nothing to do with anything that anyone's said. Hooray for irreverence! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:51, Jun 29
Speaking of irreverence, where is the DJ? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [20:58 29 June]
Boy, you whores are persistent... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:01, Jun 29
No they're not. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [21:02 29 June]
# 21:06, 29 June 2008 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) blocked YesTimeToEdit (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 11 years (Whore! WHORE!!!) (unblock) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Jun 29
You blocked your own brother! You made me cry! How do you feel now?!? How dare you! ...And just while I was about to whore to some other user!!!! - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [21:14 29 June]

This page may be 68 kilobytes long but this is getting ridiculous. (P.S. Wryyyyyyyyyy)--McWooty 15:23, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Psh, Spang's is 250 kb long, so I have some catching up to do.
...I'm not compensating for anything! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:33, Jun 30

Anyways since you are online I wanted to thank you for the help on sigs but I was wondering about adding titles such as CMC Mgr and those random pics you all seem to have.--McWooty 15:44, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

Well, the title thing is done like this: {{title|Your new title here}} As for the pictures, you mean those South Park-ish looking ones? You can make those using this site. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:28, Jun 30
And if you do make a South Park pic, make sure to add it here! --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:20, Jun 30

Latin Motto

globus plumbeus The preceding unsigned comment was added by 80801742 (talk • contribs)

Hola, como está? Mi sombrero es muy rojo hoy, y tú? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:32, Jun 29
Surely Globum plumbum in second declension nominative? -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:29, 30 June 2008 (UTC)

BP

Ok, I'll try, but he is being a dip shit about VFH. I mean, really, I've never voted against someone's article in spite. And the comparison was between my heavily edited and polished article that about 5 experienced users contributed to and his newly created and unpolished article that I wish would have been considered a little before he threw it on the news tray. But still, sorry.

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:19, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Why does anyone vote against? It only makes people feel bad and pisses them off. I swear to not vote against unless it's absolutely, unquestionably VFD.   Le Cejak <4:27, 01 Jul 2008>
Because there are articles that shouldn't be on the front page, plain and simple. There's more pages than people know about that fall into Uncyc's middle class, between the poverty-stricken VFD and the nobility of VFH. If you don't think a page is good enough for the front, vote against. Seriously, do it! Just be cool about it and on one'll care. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:36, Jul 1
Well then abstain! Don't ever vote against unless it's serious. Because all it ever is is an insult, right? Right, Led? ...right?   Le Cejak <4:47, 01 Jul 2008>
Not really, no. If you don't think the page should be featured, you should vote against. I don't mind at all when I get against votes, and I know that if I could write something a bit better I wouldn't get any... For me, they're nothing but a reason to go back and do it better next time. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:51, Jul 1
Moreover, if people didn't vote against, things would just stagnate until they were up next in the feature queue. Perhaps they would get removed, but I think recently we had an article featured after something like 60 days on VFH. That's all well and good, but if something doesn't deserve the feature, not voting on it just says "it may deserve the feature." If it may deserve the feature, that's fine. If it doesn't, vote against.
Oh don't mind me. I don't know how I actually got here, but since I was here, I figured I should input. -RAHB 06:29, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
Against. Per RAHB. Also, I've had an against vote or two, and didn't take it as an insult. If the reason were "because the writer smells of wee" I might, but as it says somewhere on my userpage, comedy is a subjective thing. Out of all the articles I've had on VFH, the one I think is the funniest was the only one not to get a feature, which shows what I know! So in conclusion: against votes are good, as long as they're justified in your own personal opinion. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:26, Jul 1
Well, every single time I finish an article I'm really scared that people won't like it or won't find it funny, and I just assumed that it was that way for most people...   Le Cejak <12:49, 01 Jul 2008>
I guess for me, every time I finish an article, I'm still surprised if anyone but me finds it funny. But maybe that's just me. Still, it probably explains why against votes don't bother me too much - you don't get it, fine - your funny bone is located in a different place to mine. (It probably explains why my review average is the lowest in PEEING as well). Still love your stuff man, even when I vote against the occasional one! --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:40, Jul 1
Well, that makes me feel better, but I still will never vote against! Ya can't make me!   Le Cejak <13:43, 01 Jul 2008>
What about if it's "too Englandy"? ;p --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:46, Jul 1
I changed my vote on that one!   Le Cejak <13:49, 01 Jul 2008>
Ah, but see, that's a fine reason to vote against! If Cajek reads an article and goes, 'woah, what the fuck is going on here? And what the fuck is a lorry???' then don't you think a whole bunch of other users that wander by the main page may also feel the same way? This isn't for us, it's for them, which is an important thing to remember. Also, I worry about how funny my articles are all the time. An against doesn't mean it's not funny, it means it's not good enough for the main page, and if I enjoyed myself writing it, that's the most important thing. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:29, Jul 1
I remember that all the time. And occasionally, I wonder if denying feature to an article that is bloody funny if you live on one side of the Atlantic, but doesn't travel well, may be denying people who will love it the chance to see it. After all, I could so easily have voted against the likes of Jerry Falwell as I've never heard of the bugger. We've had fairly US-centric features that others may not understand too much of... Oh bugger this, I'm getting off this high horse. I didn't want to get on it in the first place, that was a flippant remark, and I think your response was intended similarly - I'm a little highly strung right now. I'm gonna go now and watch Letterman reruns on some obscure cable channel so I can better understand USA-ish articles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:56, Jul 1
You're right, sorry, man. We cool? Oh, and in a completely unrelated story, I just remembered that I've seen this movie. SOUL SKATERS! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:06, Jul 1
Cool? We're never cool! We edit an online comedy wiki, you know far too many Star Wars and Matrix quotes, and I own Lord of the Rings Risk! maybe I shouldn't have admitted that. But yeah, we're good. And me and Cajek are good. And me and everybody. Isn't it great how we're all better people?


Fished in! Man, screw watching Letterman, I'm gonna go watch Wayne's World instead. --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:13, Jul 1
Party time! Excellent! WEE-WEE-WEE-WEE *Nyeow* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:15, Jul 1

W(h)ining

Hate to sound like a whinger but can you change UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist on my front page blurb to Campaign Leaflet as I like the latter much more than the former. It is in fact my favo(u)ritist article I have written so far. Please with lots of sprinkles on top. Just change it to politician or lobbyist or something like that. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:07, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

Were you too ashamed, too scared or didn't notice that I was the one who did that masterpiece? ~Jewriken.GIF 14:18, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
uh... er... admiration with a hint of respect... and icecream? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 14:25, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
I did notice you missed a "t" off "night club" in the first sentence. Insert caveat about your English being better than my Hebrew/Swahili/Mandarin here. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:26, Jul 1
Hmm, maybe one of these days UnIdiot and I can get around to doing the actual audio for that... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:32, Jul 1

Can you check out Les Claypool?

Some I.P. keeps editing Les Claypool. I checked his changes, and they are pretty much all taken from the Wikipedia article. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:23, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, I reverted his edits, and I may block the guy. You know, you can undo his changes, too, you know. Just go to the history and click edit on the last version of the page before the offender edited it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:26, Jul 2
Yeah, I usually do, and I tried, but it said I was unable because of some "intermediate edits" or something. I couldn't figure it out, so I figured you could sort it out. Perhaps you know what my problem was. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:29, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
Hmm...maybe you were trying to click 'undo?' That won't work when you have to get rid of multiple edits--you have to actually click that date and time when it was last edited before the vandal and then click 'edit' once you get there, and save page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:32, Jul 2
Right-o. Thanks. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)

3 thangs

First thang: How come you mentioned my name in your {{USERNAME}} article? Am I that famous?

Second thang: I was a year old yesterday! You are a great adopter, led. Keep on flyin'.

Third thang: You nominated me for an award! Although I prefer seeing noobier noobs get awards.

Obligitary fourth thang: ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL! ...OH LOL!

  Le Cejak <2:02, 03 Jul 2008>

  1. Pfft, chya.
  2. It's your happy happy birthday, so we all want to say we wish you a happy birthday, in every single way/It's your happy happy and so here is what we'll do we'll wish you happy happy birthday, from all of us to you, hey!
  3. Yes, you earned that award with your...somethingyness. Go you!
  4. HEY YOUR HEADLINE SAID THREE THINGS HOW IS THERE A FOURTH THING THIS MAKES NO SENSE WHY WON'T YOU MAKE SENSE I HOPE YOU CAN PERCEIVE AND UNDERSTAND MY SENSE OF OUTRAGE BECAUSE YOU ARE MAKING NO SENSE RIGHT NOW!
  5. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:05, Jul 3
  1. Excuse me Mr. Admin, can you make it just say Cajek to everyone instead of it replacing itself with whatever jackass looks at it? Or, conversely, can you change every user's name to Cajek or some similar variant thereof?
  2. How can I say this delicately... uhhh errr uummmmm THAT WAS THE GREATEST SONG EVER!
  3. I KNOW I PUT FOUR THINGS IN THERE JUST TO MIND FUCK YOU!! HOW DOES IT FEEEEEELLLL???
  4. whoops, I screwed THAT up... which one am I missing?   Le Cejak <6:12, 03 Jul 2008>
Haha, I had way more numbers than you just now. Admit it, you're totally jealous. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:14, Jul 3

Happy Late Birthday

Now go get laid. And I'm just under a month older than you! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Yeah, well, my dads could beat up your dad! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:17, Jul 3
Yeah, bullshit. GO GET LAID, ALREADY!!! Don't come back till you do. 16 is legal in MA. 18 is legal here in Georgia, but no one pays attention to that law. Go rape somebody. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:22, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, before, if I were to bang someone, they'd be raping me. Now that I'm sixteen, I can, in the eyes of the law, RAPE SOMEONE. Woo! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 06:24, Jul 3
So it is okay if I make a vanity article about my cat since I've been around for so long? Good, cause I got an idea for an UnNews tomorrow. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
Bloody hell. So if you add Led's age to Dexter's age, I'm still older than both of you put together. Dam. No really. I'm going to bed. This old bastard clearly needs all the sleep he can get before he dies... Night all. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:28, Jul 4
I ayt ur kake. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:35, 4 July 2008 (UTC)

hancock

why did you delete that article? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 61.68.245.58 (talk • contribs)

It was extremely short, and wasn't that funny. If you don't want it nixed, spend a little time to make it a full page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:57, Jul 3

Will U Please Adopt Me? The Ultimate n00b

Yes, it's me the guy of your dreams (bobofosho2) or maybe nightmares. Anywho, will use please adopt me as the n00b I am, I need guidance, big time.-Bobofosho2 19:00, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey, you asked me first! Neener neener, Led, I got the template on his userpage! BOOYAH!   Le Cejak <22:14, 03 Jul 2008>
Hey! That's adultery! Who you playin', bobofosho? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:04, Jul 4

Hi, i'm back!

I also have a new article i'm writing :) ~ Your adopted semi-noob, ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 03:55, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 06:35, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

TLB Hunting season has begun!

UnNews:Day of No New News falls just short

Lol, run for your life. ----Mgr. Sir Sonic80 00:58, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

I already got a plant I named robert, a toilet named Bonham Paul-Jones, and the word "jimmy" written on a piece of paper. wheres my 600$? ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 04:05, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Hey man

Hey, how's it goin'? Could you do me a favor? Eventually, like maybe next week, or in a few days, could you un-ban me from IRC? I was being an utter jackass a couple of minutes ago, and I certainly think I need some time off from there. Don't do it the next time you go on it yourself, just....eventually......'kay? If this is required, the name I was using was "NeilHamburger". --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:17, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Sure, I'll get around to it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:31, Jul 14

Wondered if I could bother ya Led?...

To take a look at this thing we are talking about over at PEEING? Is it a good idea? Worth it? Please piss as appropriate... Cheers. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:17, Jul 15

Yay

I know I didn't make it but I don't think it deserved an ICU--McWooty 10:30, 17 July 2008 (UTC)

I didn't actually put the tag on, I just huffed the page when the thing expired. Want me to bring it back for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 10:34, Jul 17

Sorry about the ED edit

I'm sorry, I didn't see the the "do not edit" bow at the bottom. I'll try not to do it again. --teflongone001 04:57, 20 July 2008 (UTC)Teflongone001

Yeah, you knw the stuff people on your talk pages said about quotes? You just added the worst kind--canned quotes. They're spam, overdone, and not really funny. We've heard what Kanye West thinks about what other people think about black people a bajillion times--try writing your own jokes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:03, Jul 20

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PRESS

hey led, just a junior USP reporter looking for his first 'scoop'. (well, his second scoop, really, after UU made me look after his puppy.) anyway, i was wondering if you had any comment on the count to a million project and its harmless appearance yet diabolical undertones. i was also wondering if you had any comment on the most recent return of that awesome writer and sexy bruins fan, Gerrycheevers. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:21, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

Gerry! Good to see you back! It's been a while, hasn't it? Right now I'm editing from an iPod touch from St. Croix, and it's kinda annoying to type... But news is news! Just gimme a couple hours, and when I'll get a spare second I'll get back to you. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:01, Jul 22
ok, here are my official statements... On the return of prolific writer gerrycheevers, allow me to say "welcome back, now gimme back my 20 dollars!" As for the harmless-appearing but diabolically-undertoning count to a million project, I'd like to say that, although the project appears harmless, there are definitely diabolical undertones." That's my story, and it's subject to change as often as it will make me look good! Cheers again, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:21, Jul 22

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Charles Sumner Nom

Since VFH is looking a little bare these days, I thought I'd give Charles Sumner another go. During its last nomination, I was persuaded to give it a stay on Pee Review before nominating it again. Now it's back and better than ever.

Problem: I cannot nominate it again because apparently the article already exists and I can't edit it. Because I saw your name on the VFH history list, you're the unlucky person I thought I'd pester about this difficulty. Can you help me out? YouFang 19:25, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

That's easy enough to fix. Just put "Chaz Whatsisname(2nd nom)" in that typey boxy thing you use to nom stuff, and you should be good to go. Cheers, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:58, Jul 26
Many thanks!YouFang 03:55, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Tony and Ludo thank you!

Sudoku roll Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. Also, TLB classic is back. When did that happen? I kinda liked Don Leddy, but hey, retro's good too! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:26, Jul 28

Yep, I switched back a while back. I'm not really sure why, but hey! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:45, Jul 28

OMGOMGOMG IT'S LED

Fish in boots
LEEEEDDD LED IT'S MEEEE I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN SO LONG WHAT'S GOIN' ON???   Le Cejak <15:32, 28 Jul 2008>
Well, I just got back from St. Croix, and I'm going to see Dweezil Zappa in a week or so. Also, it's almost PLS time! Go PLS! Wooo! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:36, Jul 28
St. Croix. Is that US Virgin Islands? Oh, and...yeah... User:Jocke Pirat. Fuck. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 15:52, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Yep, that's the St. Croix, the shining mecca of rum paradise. And whatabout Jocke, now? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:57, Jul 28
I just went to St. Thomas. I have no problem with saying that it is the Prettiest place I've ever been to. I could have stayed there for a long damn while. And, just go to Jocke's userpage. Its at the top. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:01, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, just saw. That's a shame... Jocke was a cool guy. And yeah, the islands are really nice. I hear St. Thomas can get really crowded, though. How was it for you? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:07, Jul 28
Went in the winter, so it was just plain beautiful, and it didn't get too hot. That was good for my horribly white, ginger skin. SPF 50 rocks. I went to some out of the way beach. Not as crowded as the really popular ones, and had a really nice view. And the island daquaris are damn delicious. They knew what they were doing. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:17, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
Ooh, sounds nice. I was a little pasty from my general computer nerdiness, so my parents insisted that I use either SPF Overkill or SPF Paranoia whenever I left the hotel. Naturally, I rarely did, and got a bit burned. Such is life! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:44, Jul 28

i always had a feeling if i ever tried to create a sig it wouldn't work

And I was right. Any idea what's wrong with this?

The reason I ask you? Because of your unparalleled admin powers and your uncanny ability to discern heartfelt compliments from insincere flattery.

No rush! --So So 04:19, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

It looks fine...what seems to be the problem? Is it doing something it's not supposed to? For the record my fonts suck, so I can't see those characters... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:23, Jul 29
The problem is this --So So 05:41, 29 July 2008 (UTC) and this --So So 05:41, 29 July 2008 (UTC) and this --So So 05:41, 29 July 2008 (UTC) . In other words, it's not functioning. If the problem isn't apparent immediately, don't worry about it, though. I was just trying it out. --So So 05:41, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Go into Special:Preferences. In the "User Profile" tab, under "Signature," tick the box that says "Raw Signature". Then, in the signature box, type {{subst:nosubst|{{User:So So/sig}}}}. Then take two of the first medication you find in your medicine cabinet and call me in the morning if you're still alive.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 06:15 Jul 29, 2008
Whoa, now I'm getting one of these things: --{{{{{1}}}}} 07:46, 29 July 2008 (UTC) I guess I was in way over my head trying to get into this sig business. I'll just take the medicine and call it a day, or a life, whichever comes first. --{{{{{1}}}}} 07:46, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
I think the doctor had too many { and }. It should look like this, in the "signature" subsection of the user profile pane of your prefs (with the "raw signature" box checked), {{SUBST:nosubst|User:So So/sig}}. S0.S0S.0S.0S0...see? Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:12, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Worked. This may not be your talkpage, but you sure take care of its guests better than its owner and this random doctor that wandered in. I think this calls for a vote.

Should this page be given to Modus as a second talkpage?

+3 better helpers

What happened to Conservapedia?

I see here that you huffed it. Is there some cool backstory that I'm not aware of? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:10, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I got icecream! It's hard to see the connection, buuuuut the icecream was chocolate. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 11:53, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
The lengths you guys are going to to whore your articles these days... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:19, Jul 29
Mwanw sowme iwcecwum? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:31, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
...I still don't know why they opped me... *sigh* Yeah, I think I accidentally hit Spang's dropdown deletion javascript tab thing, which used the last deletion message I used that night on Conservapedia... :/ - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:33, Jul 29
If it helps, when you were up for op, I voted against. Sure, I caught some flak at the time, from people who thought that my "attack" was "vicious" and "mean spirited", but I think that this whole wiki-shattering fiasco shows that I made the right decision. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:42, 29 July 2008 (UTC)
Pfft, obviously! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:10, Jul 29

Practice

I saw you just put the ICU on practice. I looked it over, and its just a word-for-word copy of an Allen Iverson rant from like 6 years ago about not wanting to practice. I doubt any other changes will be made to it. Then again, I really don't care. Why am I writing this again? The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 16:01, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

Ah, good call. I'll get rid of it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:20, Jul 29

...makes perfect. - [21:47 29 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

You not, Woody, old chap? We should have sex, you and me. Good hardcore sex. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:24, Jul 30
Led, I just want you know how much I love getting off to tubgirl and lemonparty. Just wanted you to know that, baby. - [20:26 30 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie
Well that's just stupid, cause I'm just a worthless scumbag. If I had a wife I'd probably beat her, but I don't cause I'm a loser. You know what, I fuckin' love you. You're probably the best and most awesome thing in the whole world and I'm just a pile of droppings died green. I admire you. I lookup to you. I think you fuck with the awesome. I think you, you know what, there aren't words for you. You're the best thing in the world, no, in the universe...let alone Uncyclopedia. Please, can I have the honour of a virtual handshake? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:53, Jul 30
Stop, please! I admit it, I suck! I suck I suck I suck I suck! I'm a pitiful excuse for a somethingorother! Please forgive me for bringing my filth to your glorious talkpage! - [21:50 30 July] Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie

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Thought you ought to know.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 20:36 Jul 30, 2008

Is this some kind of a fucking penis joke? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:53, Jul 30

Well, I could not sleep...

Could you give me your input on this? I asked Lj to take a look at it also... I think this (maybe) will satisfy the issues which were raised in the Pee Review forum, and takes care of this "quick pee" thing also. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:54, Jul 31

All you changed was the wording and stuff, right? It looks fine to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:06, Jul 31
Yep. Users can submit by putting the "(quick)" thing after the article name, so the guys who normally give long reviews can bash something out faster. The wording about adding brief comments without using the table is also important also. That means that lots of people can add brief comments until such time as someone does a full review using the table. It means that people don't have to have bothered to read the guidelines if they just want to make some brief comments... Because of this, I think we can probably include some of the extra detail which was in the review guide before you trimmed it down. I'm not to sure about that last part though...
Also, we are going to stop using the "Pee Reserved" templates except when you are actually doing the review immediately. Do you think this takes care of all the concerns raised in the forum, and does what we are trying to do? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:28, Jul 31
Yeah, like I said, it seems good. Go ahead and copy it into the actual page if you're satisfied, and if someone has an issue they can change it or talk to you. As for the reserved templates, yeah, I'd prefer we didn't have those sitting on articles for three days before a review...it just seems like bad wiki-feng shui to me. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:34, Jul 31

Thank you

For welcoming me. Are you in the mafia? Waves 16:26, 31 July 2008 (UTC)

Nope, but I can tell you that making ridiculous demands in the forums is not a good way to start your Uncyc career. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:30, Jul 31

You kind of messed up Em:

But you can easily fix it by adding an *ENTER* behind that title template. The problem is that that "{|" thingie should be preceded by such an *ENTER* or it should be at the start of the page. (Offcourse the text between "<!--" and "-->" doesn't count.) 84.194.239.31 08:50, 1 August 2008 (UTC)

Ah, I see, thanks! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:46, Aug 1

A Hundred Light Years?

Oh noes, how will I ever survive without my beloved Uncyc for so long? You, sir, are a callous, heartless bastard of a balloon, and I hope that thought keeps you awake at night, riddled with guilt, racked with remorse, while I serve out my long, lonely punishment, unable to edit.... Hang on.... Crikey, time really must fly while you're playing Rock Band, huh? Quickest stretch I ever served. Well, seeing as it looks like I can edit again, there's only one thing to be done... Have another go at that fucking crap Yeah Yeah Yeahs song on Hard mode. Where's me drumsticks? --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:22, Aug 3

"Creative ban lengths" ftw! Ooh, and play Highway Star next! Then Run to the Hills! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:05, Aug 3
Highway Star is on Rock Band?....damn... -RAHB 13:38, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

I choose you electric rat thing!

This page is 101 kilobytes long. It may be helpful to move older discussion into an archive subpage. See wikipedia:Help:Archiving a talk page for guidance.--McWooty 10:34, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Wow, could that have been more patronising? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 13:31 4 August 2008
Not my words, blame uncyc--McWooty 22:10, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
And it could have been more patronising if it said this:

This page is 101 kilobytes long. It may be helpful to get off your arse and do something about it. If you need any help young man, just click this blue text here (it's called a hyperlink) and it will send you to a page which can help, there wasn't that easy?. --McWooty 22:10, 4 August 2008 (UTC)

Very true. It was just Led here is an admin and has like 8 archives already. he knows how but for some reason isn't. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 22:16 4 August 2008
You both know that I'm just frightfully lazy. Frightfully! I'll get around to it eventually. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:18, Aug 4

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From Ethine:

You are an asshole. Someday, WILL get you back for that. Just wait. Love, Sig 

My opinion matters

Thank you for the VFHS thing, Led!

P.S. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!!   Le Cejak <20:35, 06 Aug 2008>

Ugh

Stop killing my browser you murderer!--McWooty 22:34, 6 August 2008 (UTC)

Death toll now at 103 kilobytes



Hi Sir Led Ballon! -- Nigga Home Girl

Hi SirLedBallon, I think you Rock!! And I like all of the Forums you Write! (Lol, Im a Fangirl)

Um I have a question, Do You Watch Happy Tree Friends? Cause It's a Black Comedy. Tee-Heh! n_n -- From: NiggaHomeGirl

Aww, TheLedBalloon has a fan. ^_^ - RougethebatAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture 21:03, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Uhh........................................................ - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:40, Aug 8
OMG! Do you take requests Led?! FREEEEEBIIIIIRRRRRD!!!! -RAHB 21:41, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
I actually do take requests, but it'll cost you. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:44, Aug 8
ZOMG LED I LOVE YOU I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!1! -Rabid Fangirl 21:46, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Nuh-uh, I'm having my own babies! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:55, Aug 8
NiggaHomeGirl:

BACK OFF BITCHES, HE MINE!!!! D:< (lol, Just Kidding!XD)

I'll fight you to the death for him. With flamethrowers. -RAHB 22:05, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Any idiot can fight with a flamethrower. Let's have a fight with blenders. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:07, Aug 8
Flaming blenders? -RAHB 22:09, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Is there any other kind? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:20, Aug 8
Ew, Gay Blenders?! The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 22:47, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Is there any other kind? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:49, Aug 8
Soul blenders, but that's another story. -RAHB 22:53, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

NiggaHomeGirl: Oh Yeah! Well I'll Use A Neuclear Powered War Bazooka!*Uses Bazooka and Blasts RAHB Head Clean Off!* YAY! I PWNED YOU BITCH!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!1212122111 (Kidding! :D)


Any Way I Made this for you Sir Led Ballon: ┏┫ ┏┓ ┏┓ ┣┓    ┃┃ ┗┫   ┃   ┣┛ ┏━━┻┃You ROCK!  ┃ ┗━━━┛ ┃  ┣━━ ┃#1 in my Book  ┗━━━┳━━━┛  ┣━━ ┃ultimate SirLedBallon fangirl -- From Yours Truly:♥NiggaHomeGirl♥

Aww, that's so sweet. If only I could see what it was. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:18, Aug 8
NiggaHomeGirl: Uh, LedBallon It's Supposed to Be A Picture of a Girl giving you a thumbs Up! :)
Isn't it obvious Led? It's a bunch of boxes with numbers in them. Duh! -RAHB 23:35, 8 August 2008 (UTC)

NiggaHomeGirl: Heh, Yeah! ^_^

Yeah, my font sucks, so I can't see these:    - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:28, Aug 9

NiggaHomeGirl: It's Ok! :D

Wow......this.....this is somethin' alright. Yeah...... Mr. Fundlenugget MacBergstone 05:40, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

Say hi

Coconut dance
In the name of the Emperor, answer me!

Dancing coconut say hi!--McWooty 12:48, 9 August 2008 (UTC)

*Sigh...* Very well, I shall begin the archiving process. But if you edit conflict me, so help me Jeebus.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:50, Aug 9
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