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haha ur an asshole u bastrd i didnt reed ur talk page heder.

Ya wel I herd u liek mudkips!
/me gets out the Shotgun Two zerglings to kill! --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:30, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
I tink u neeed 2 chill otu. srsly u calld me a zergling nd i am nto.
ZERG! ZERG! (Jorm-bolts) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:32, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
lol kk I dn'ot reely no wat tht iz but alrite I gues lol.


Please remember to tag the articles you put on VFD with that {{VFD}} tag. I just accidentally relisted Durham, making myself look somewhat clumsy to Modusoperandi. Oh, the embarrassment! -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:01, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

I so sorry! I dishonor my family! *Commits Sepaku* But yeah, sorry about that. I'm not exactly a VFD regular... Next time I'll remember. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:03, Oct 11

Much obliged

Oh, it's that nice LedBalloon who gave me my first ninjastar. What a pleasant fellow you are, have this:

Thx list

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.

And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Cheers! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:10, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

VOLCANOISM an article by Led Balloon

Thank you for that. I make templates, I don't understand them. Hey! You adopted me a long time ago! Read talk:hard to read, there's an interesting discussion going on... --  Le Cejak <-> 20:55, 11 October 2007 (UTC)


Iranarmy The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

POWERTHIRST! Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:58, Oct 12



k thx bai Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 08:13, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank You!

GoldenShower Rejoice, TheLedBalloon! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Thanks for reviewing my new script. I agree that the first half is a bit better, I wrote it all in one sitting and could feel myself getting a bit tired towards the end... I'll get to work on flushing out the ending a bit. Thanks again! --THE 20:15, 12 October 2007 (UTC)

No problem! It happens to all of us, I know exactly what you mean. Good luck! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:15, Oct 12

Question of voice

Yes, I mean the narrator's voice and not the dialogue. Although in a first-person piece of course when the narrator speaks in dialogue it's usually consistent with his storytelling voice, I guess...I never really thought about that. I suppose if you had a narrator telling a story using a kind of posh 19th-century English voice but gave him spoken dialogue that sounded like Dan'l Boone on a bad-vocabulary day then it would be pretty weird. But that's all beside the point; you don't have that kind of dichotomy going on. I suspect some rewrites will smooth Science Fair out nicely. It's a good substantial piece. ----OEJ 14:47, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Cool, thank very much for your help! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:11, Oct 13

Adoption's an option...s

I would like to be adopted by you. I've been here lurking for a while so I know most of the in-jokes. And I know a few basics. ...Oh, right! *tries to pull sword from stone, a powerade comes out of said stone* ...Weird. Cookiedoughpoptart 18:01, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Sure, consider yourself adopted! If you like, you can add the template below to your userpage. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me here, on my talk page, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can, somewhere between school and homework. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:18, Oct 13
SWEET! Thank you! Now, first and foremost, I'd like to learn to make a cool looking sig and site. Just learn. If any images are involved I'll supply them mahself. Cookiedoughpoptart 21:29, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Sure, sigs are easy. Just create a subpage of your userspace, such as User:Cookiedoughpoptart/sig, and fill it with code, make it look the way you want it to appear. See Uncyclopedia:Signatures for the rules it has to follow, and User:TheLedBalloon/sig for an example. After that, add {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Cookiedoughpoptart/sig}} to the nickname box in Special:Preferences. Be sure to check the "raw signature" box. Then, sign with 4 tildes and voila! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:38, Oct 14
WHAT THE HELL? I thought I was your noob! --  Le Cejak <-> 17:52, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Oh, I didn't tell you? I'm a polynoobist. It's like polygamy, but with noobs. It's also like Lay's Potato Chips. Betcha can't eat just one! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:07, Oct 28

I have so many complaints here!

  • First of all, I think you just proposed to me. And then you admitted to cannibalism. Both polygamist gay marriage and cannibalism are not only against the law, but will get ya thrown inta hell. ...and not the cool part with Satan, either.
  • Second, you're giving that other n00b advice! Where the hell is my advice?! Am I not n00b enough for your advice?!?
  • *FACEPALM!* Good day sir!

--  Le Cejak <-> 18:17, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Cajek, no messing about with my ex noob! If we bombed Syria, we sure as hell won't have any trouble bombing you! ~Jewriken.GIF 20:54, 28 October 2007 (UTC)
Fear not, Cajek, as advice is merely a question away. Actually, the question about the sig is a really easy one to answer, but there it is. Also, gay marriage is legal in my state(*Facepalm* indeed). And no, that dog won't hunt. I dunno why, it always used to. Anyways, yeah, Syria! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:24, Oct 28


Anyways, thanks for helping the articles Camp Lazlo, Count Dooku, Fogell McLovin, and AT-AT.. Well, I know you did Camp Lazlo, but I'm not sure of the others. I made a new article for the show Animal Face-Off, can you help me with it too and spread these pages to other users so they can edit it? -- Ineedaname 20:32, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

I haven't gotten around to any of the others yet, been busy with school...sorry... If I get a chance and an idea, though, I will. As I've said before, the best help I can give to you is to refer you to HTBFANJS. Reading it made me funny, and it can make you funny, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:33, Oct 14

So have I, but sometimes my HS doesn't get lots of HW or I do it... ya know. Yet, HTBFANJS seems to not work for me, I'm ust good at being random.. AHHHH!!! Why not try on weekends? -- Ineedaname 21:45, 23 October 2007 (UTC)


Thanks, LedBalloon! --THE 12:29, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Advice, mayhaps?

Hey Led! Thank you for Red light and Hard to read... and J'accuse! I reviewed a new guy's article today: I know that this is out of your way, but do you think I gave good advice to this person? I know it's not important in the big scheme of things, but it kinda is to me. Was I too mean? Thanks man! --  Le Cejak <-> 04:01, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for that pee review review, that's very awesome. I remember you adopted me after I made a bad pee review, heh. Oh yeah, and I voted for you on narrator of the month. Apparently it's about who can make the best audio version of an article? Maybe there's an article somewhere out there you could do that would include lots of sound effects and cussing? But I'm just rambling. ...OR AM I? yeah, I am. --  Le Cejak <-> 04:41, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I'd be glad to do Red Light. I don't know if I can until Friday, but now that you mention it, it does seem to lend itself to narration. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:50, Oct 16

Thanks, that'll do nicely

Thanks for the helpful review of Hyperdrinking. Although if you're going to mark me down for using English spelling, I'll mark myself straight back up again as using any other type of spelling requires supreme physical effort on my part! ;-)

Anyway, I don't think I've given you any cake yet, so here:

Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

I only made it couple of months or so ago, it should still be fairly soft... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 11:44, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Haha, thanks, I hope I was helpful. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:40, Oct 16
Oh you were. I'm making some more changes, you gave me a few ideas. I was wondering, as you're such a helpful type, if you could take a little look at something I'm working on. It's an idea I had, it's my first non-rewrite, and I've not done much to it yet beyond get it started. I don't want to put it up for pee yet, but I do want a very rough idea of whether or not it's worth continuing with. A quick skim through, followed by a "looks good, keep going!" or a "seems pointless, ditch it and think of something else" is all I'm after, if you have a minute. Ta, and tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:21, 17 October 2007 (UTC)
Sure, I'll have a quick look at it. I'll try to do it tonight, but don't hold me to it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:52, Oct 17
Thanks for the feedback, much appreciated. I'll crack on with this over the weekend. Hopefully, off-fucking skills around here will be sharpened as a result! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:12, 19 October 2007 (UTC)


School IP = User: - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:44, Oct 16


Ak47 The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs!

So I head u liek mudkips? rlly? - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:24, Oct 19

YA WEL U RN'T WELCUM SO DER! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:26, Oct 19

Thanks for the Cookie, man!

And what's SNL? Anyways, glad to make a new friend. I noticed you're in school. What grade? What school? I'm a highschool sophomore. And padawan animator, although something probably already told you that. Padawan Animator 23:09, 19 October 2007 (UTC)Padawan Animator

SNL is Saturday Night Live, a long-running skit show in America. I'm a sophomore too. Glad you like the cookies, I... made them... myself... /me laughs maliciously and waits for the rape drug to kick in... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:19, Oct 19


Yeah, I know I already gave you one, but I couldn't keep track of who got what, and I really don't feel like paging through 50 archives to find who got one and who didn't, so...thanks again! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:24, 20 October 2007 (UTC)


Thank you, Leddy. Check out my newest page on VFH. --  Le Cejak <-> 03:12, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Ya know, I may just have to do that. Your last couple have been great. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:36, Oct 20

Thank you

Busta Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:25, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Cheers for reviewing that piss

Some really helpful suggestions, and a very fair review all round. Will try to put some of your advice into place over the next few days. If I have any more questions, don't worry, I will be sure to ask.... Step13 17:27, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Cool, glad to be helpful! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:43, Oct 21

Shameless vote whoring

*me coughs nervously, shuffles feet* You know, as long as you edited my article... and, therefore implicitly approved of it... would you mind voting for me? Pretty please? I need the ego boost.

This advertisement was paid for by the Uncyclopedian Society for a More Evolved American, which is in no way affiliated with the Association of Uncyclopedians Who Are Shameless Vote Whores.

--CUN RA Talk to me _ 22:10, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't be silly, of course I'm going to vote for it! I just have to finish reading it first. :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:19, Oct 22

Pee Review

Ah! A template! Have one of mine in sentence form for your collection. If you feel up to it, head on over to my userpage and click one of the "review this" link thingies. If you have time, Led. Thank you again, glad I could help! --  Le Cejak <-> 22:45, 22 October 2007 (UTC)

Yes... perhaps I will. BTW, sorry I couldn't get around to that Red Light audio, I have mic. issues... Hopefully it'll all get sorted out soon enough, and I can do the audio for ya. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:47, Oct 22
That sounds cool! I almost forgot! ...I can just imagine it! :D --  Le Cejak <-> 02:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

General Grievous

What do you think of the new General Grievous page? I rewrote the whole entire page, if you need a comparison, I posted up the original page somewhere on the Grievous page. Can you tell me what you think? Well, I tried the HTBFANJS tactic, I think it worked. -- Ineedaname 21:39, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

I maked a mistake?

A mistake on grammar? I does? Where? If Ida known, Ida fixtit. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:08, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Ha, you'll said "a enormous". Us all know it should is "are enormous". Is you gonna fixes it? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:30, Oct 26
Ahh..."a unormus". Thanks. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:48, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
Ya welcomse. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:10, Oct 26


GoldenShower Rejoice, TheLedBalloon! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

For being brutally honest to your "boss". Actually, since this is for school (my English teacher rocks) I'm expanding it to submit as a final draft tomorrow. I should really get working on that. But once I submit the final I can upload the new version and put in some more jokes. Would you mind if I specifically asked you to review it when I'm done with the revisions? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:42, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I'll review the finished version, if you ask. It may take a while though, as I'm getting a bit bogged down by school lately. Of course, I'm sure I'll have some time to review a page or two here and there. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:28, Oct 26

Bad Star Wars Joke

Hey Led, could you review this old Palpatine article version for me? Maybe compare it to the new one? You're a star wars junkie, maybe, and I think you would be up to it. Tell me if you're not or whatevs! (I'll be watching this page) THANK YOU! --  Le Cejak <-> 16:09, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Sure, I'll see if I can get to it sometime today. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:16, Oct 28
Thank you very much Led: looking forward to it! --  Le Cejak <-> 17:51, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Pardon Me, But How Does One "Wank"?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WANK! Kiewzhenyi 17:17, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Maybe try Viagra? Lots of people get ED, it's a normal male problem and you have to learn to deal with it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:20, Oct 28
Try thinking about real hot dudes chicks. If that doesn't work, try stalking. --  Le Cejak <-> 17:51, 28 October 2007 (UTC)


— The preceding unsigned award was donated by a philanthropist who wishes to remain anonymous.

Yay, thanks! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 17:37, Oct 28


Swallows pride and chokes: If you still have a slot open, can I be adopted? I've been here for a while, but I'm still a hopeless case. --ThisIsNotMyRealName 16:05, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

DON'T DO IT, LED, IT'S A TRAP! --Anonymous (i.e. Jealous) Contributor 16:20, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
I'M A FRIEND, TRUST ME! --Anonymous (i.e. Weird) Contributor 16:20, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
There there, anonymous contributor. I have plenty of room to adopt both of you. No more after that, though. /me will have to turn that green box on the AAN page red... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:25, Oct 30
You know I was kidding right? SMILES? --  Le Cejak <-> 19:30, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
There there, really small text that I can't read without staining my eyes. I can only assume that you are telling me exactly what I want to hear. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:33, Oct 30
YAY! You'll like Led, Name, he's a good guy. --  Le Cejak <-> 19:50, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
My first attempt at changing sizes... did it work? Can you read this? No? What a shame... But thanks Cajek! And Led, you're going to want to kill me by the end of the week... ah well--ThisIsNotMyRealName 20:33, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Hey, I haven't killed even one of my n00bs yet. Not even one! There was that one guy who killed himself, and another that "mysteriously disappeared," and I bet that Cajek will have all sorts of stories to tell you about how I had my way with him, but not one noob have I killed! I like to write small sometimes, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:49, Oct 31
Ah those pesky "mysterious disappearances". I understand, it happens to everyone. Now that I know I'm in safe hands, I'm not worried... at all! Apart from you having your way with n00bs, but we'll just ignore that for now--ThisIsNotMyRealName 21:32, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
It was fun at first, but by the seventh hour I was beginning to hallucinate. --  Le Cejak <-> 22:36, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
*Whimpers* Not looking forward to this... -ThisIsNotMyRealName 18:23, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Heat death ...the musical?

Dude! DUDE! CHECK IT OUT! --  Le Cejak <-> 02:14, 31 October 2007 (UTC) Oh wait a minute, when will the heat death happen? --  Le Cejak <-> 02:18, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

I saw your heat page thingy, and I just got an awesome idea for a Heat Death article. Would you mind if I started it? --  Le Cejak <-> 02:47, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Not at all. Link me when you do, we could maybe even make it a collab. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:50, Oct 31
I definitely want to make this a collaboration, here it is for ALL TO SEE!: Heat death of the universe --  Le Cejak <-> 03:12, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Feel free to integrate any part of your article into it as you can, and post any major disagreements (stuff that can't be undone in a single edit) on the talk page! See you editing it, buddy! --  Le Cejak <-> 03:38, 31 October 2007 (UTC)
Excellent...tomorrow I strike(or perhaps not, depending on time constraints, I'm awfully busy lately, but I'll see what I can add, if anything)... Muahahahaha... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:49, Oct 31
Ha! Nice! So far so good, man --  Le Cejak <-> 22:36, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

How do you like it so far, Led? Any complaints? --  Le Cejak <-> 20:34, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

None to speak of, but how will we end it? It needs the perfect ending. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:39, Nov 1
Yeah, I agree. Right now it's just spiraling out of control. (maybe if we take heat to the mall hahahaha!) Let's spitball: Here's my idea, the final entry is by the guy who's causing heat death. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:41, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Hmm... I was thinking something along the lines of a guy going "But guys, this won't happen for 10120 years, what are you so worried about?" Or something like that, with the rational person getting a final say, and then we end it with everyone yelling at him, and calling him crazy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:46, Nov 1
We could make it much longer with that, so yes: I agree. You start it, and then each entry from then on will be, I guess, in the order of the planners? --  Le Cejak <-> 20:48, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Maybe we could have an "everyone else" section, or do you think that's a little to cliche? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:49, Nov 1
BTW, congrats! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:50, Nov 1
What do you mean an "everyone else" section? ...and THANK YOUUUU!!! Me go vote right now. --  Le Cejak <-> 20:52, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
I was thinking that the sane person says something, and there's a title that looks like this:


said by everyone else(meaning all the crazy people that have been freaking out)

What are you, nuts? Lets try all of the ideas at once! That way, we're bound to stop the heat death with one of them!"

...Or something. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:57, Nov 1

Is there some way to combine all of the previous plans? And yes, I like that idea! --  Le Cejak <-> 20:58, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
I dunno, maybe... "pay a million bucks to get someone who's just crazy enough to build a wall, then make the visual queues so we can kill the aliens, praise Jesus, and then cut ourselves until the entropy feels bad and stops"? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:04, Nov 1
I nominate you to start on the part where the scientist guy is telling us to calm down. We will work on the very last sequence, (which has to be really bonkers) in unison. It's probably easier than talking about it on your talk page :D --  Le Cejak <-> 21:06, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Cool, I'll get started. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:07, Nov 1
I call dibs on the first crack at the response! Obviously, we'll straighten it out as we go along (I'm really starting to like this article) --  Le Cejak <-> 21:18, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Go for it! I'm liking this, too. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:19, Nov 1
Hmmm, that's not an ending. Arg! Maybe the millionaire... uh... --  Le Cejak <-> 21:32, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah the latest additions look more "endish" to me. --  Le Cejak <-> 21:42, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
I agree. I'd say we could use one or two more pictures, though. I'll go and find one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:44, Nov 1
Should we add any more characters? I'm sure that we might think of one later one unless this is VFH worthy right now (idk). --  Le Cejak <-> 21:53, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
I'd say leave the characters that are there now, and maybe add more if we get any other ideas later. Otherwise, I guess we can stick it in the pee review system, hope for the best, and wait for opinions or suggestions. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:00, Nov 1
Go ahead and put it up on PR and write here when you've done it. I'll come on by and add my signature. --  Le Cejak <-> 22:02, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Uh, just an update... it's nominated now! FROGGY DID IT, NOT ME! --  Le Cejak <-> 22:05, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
I know! TO VFH! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:07, Nov 1
Also, you may want to look at Uncyclopedia:VFH/Classy while you're there. Because this is so small, it doesn't count as whoring!!! --  Le Cejak <-> 22:52, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I was reading it while you posted this. :P - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:54, Nov 1

Okay, two questions so that I can get them off my chest:
  1. We have to agree on when the heat death will occur. We have, like, 8 different times on there.
  2. When can we do another collab??? That was awesome.

--  Le Cejak <-> 03:39, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Sorry I took so long, looks like you got to me just after night-night-sleepy-time. Yeah, I guess 10120 years is a good date(I think that's what wikipedia says, but I could be wrong). As for more collabs, who knows? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:49, Nov 2


Bunny Knife Fight

Why do we always have to wear bunny outfits???

Naooooooooooooooooo! Don't make me have to ask again. Pls?.. Come to think of it, will you marry me? 19px-MetalFlower.jpg<^{waits}_{ward}

Maybe, just take into consideration that I have numerous "interesting" fetishes that I will expect you to cater to. But, I'm a polygamist, so you'll have help. And I'm a cannibal. And I'm a necrophiliac. Well, actually, a pedonecrophiliac. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:37, Nov 1
He forgot to mention the barnyard animals. By the way... he made me watch -  Le Cejak <-> 19:43, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, not all barnyard animals. I don't know why so many people are into sheep...maybe I'm doing it wrong? At any rate, you may as well add "necropedobestiality" to the ever-growing list. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:46, Nov 1
Can you be the lost French maid next time, Led? And what's the safe word in case your cannibalism gets "out of hand"? --  Le Cejak <-> 19:52, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Safe word? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:53, Nov 1

I was just released from prison, and those guys in there aren't as "innovative" as you, Led... Can I has secks? --  Le Cejak <-> 01:06, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Teh sexx0rz? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:13, Nov 4
LOLZ! SEXXORZ!!! --  Le Cejak <-> 01:18, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Nuke the whales

I greatly appreciates the fact that you have mentioned me when refering to the nuke the whales page even though you made it a heck of a lot better. Thanks - Roboriath

Uh, this goes here... but yeah, don't mention it! Your idea was cool, and it was a lot of fun to turn into a full page. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:43, Nov 1
Kudos on ANotM!! --  Le Cejak <-> 19:58, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Hey, thanks. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:59, Nov 1

You made the right choice...

Thanks for voting for me! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 21:07, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

AIM article, it doesn't suck now

Yep, it's actually quite funny now. Concernedresident

I dunno about that, but Michael Jackson jokes were funny about 3 years ago. I think it's about time to let dead jokes lie. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:34, Nov 2

Excellent voting

Thank you!
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.

Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Thinking cap small  Cainad  Sacred Chao  (Fnord) 02:37, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

Ya know, I am an excellent voter, aren't I? I oughta do this for a living! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:39, Nov 2

Thank you

American species2
Thank you for voting for American (species)!

As thanks, I wanted to give you an actual species of Americanus, but, as I discovered, human sex slaves are apparently illegal, so this patriotic iguana will have to do.

Sincerely, CUN RA Talk to me _

--Acolyte CUN RA My cat is better than Benson talk stalk 03:23, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

I be noob adopt maybe?

you is be big man has many awards. I is be adopt mayhaps? --Cajek is a big ol doofus 17:06, 3 November 2007 (UTC)

Would I be good at being an adopter?

This new guy who's articles I just happen to keep reviewing is up for adoption. Would I be good at that, Led? --  Le Cejak <-> 16:34, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

You know, I've been meaning to tell you something... see your talk page. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:48, Nov 4

=D Aren't I a rascal? --  Le Cejak <-> 20:32, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for message!

Thanks you for yours 4ws0me m3ss4g3! I enjoyed reading it and it helped me learn more about how to edit stupid random shit around this site. So thanks for yours helpful message! --Razorflame 21:20, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey no problem. Always happy to help out a new user. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:36, Nov 6

I made the smallest most miniscule change to the ending of Uncyclopedia_Department_of_Tourism to help make the segway better

Nomz now? :) -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:45, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Yessir, I think so :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:47, Nov 7

My topics

Hey, Lead Balloon, I was wondering if you could give me critisizm on my 2 new topics I've created as well as helping me with the first one:

Can you please tell me if I was satirical or not? That is easily something I fail at, so I hope this pleases people.

Thanks, --Razorflame 01:48, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure, just took a look at the UnNews there, and here's my advice. First off, (this goes for the other one, too) you need pictures. They make the page look better and read easier, and an amusing caption on even a normal but relevant picture can really add some good comedy again. Plus, the UnNews is really short. If you head over to the Featured content section and look at the UnNewses, you should see a few that are a bit longer than yours. Yours is funny enough, I smiled a bit at it, I just feel like there should be more of it. Also, the quotations are usually done like this: "...And that's when the aliens attacked. See, they were the ones that bludgeoned that infant to death, not me. Can I go now, officer?" Which, in code looks like this: ''"Texty things here."'' Other than that, try rereading and rewording your page a bit, as some of the sentences were a little odd. Now, I don't mean that they were grammatically incorrect, I just feel like they could flow a little better. I'll get back to you on the other one in a sec. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:01, Nov 7

Thanks for the comment for the UnNews, I fixed up a bit of the wording and added a few more lines, but I am having a bit of trouble coming up with anymore content for that article. As for the pictures, I will get some.... --Razorflame 02:09, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Could I please have help with my Most Haunted article please? --Razorflame 16:28, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Sure, sorry about that. Some stuff with school came up, and I should get around to it after I get some work done. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:10, Nov 7

Ok, honestly

What is This? I don't wanna be brainwashed! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:06, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Welcome to Zombo-com! This is Zombo-com, welcome! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 11:40, Nov 9

What is this? Is it feature-able? ...I like popping in unannounced.   Le Cejak <-> 13:21, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

new UNIB

I've just added a new UnNewsInBrief article in the page that I told you about earlier. Maybe you could have a look at it and tell me if you think it would be worth making into a full fledged UnNews article? -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 21:11, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Classy Adopter

Here's a handy user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 20:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey, thanks for voting for Cancer, Led!

Top hat
TheLedBalloon/Archives3 Has A Lotta Class.

Good Lord, Man! I must say,
you resemble a complete shit-wit!
Fuckyeah2 Aaawww...
TheLedBalloon/Archives3 has been diagnosed with cancer.
neck cancer. Yeah. Incurable.

Have a weird little user template! --  Le Cejak <-> 22:30, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome, on two counts of thankings. You have the right to remain silent. I have the right to cavity searches. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:40, Nov 9

A note

You should start thinking about archiving your talk page takes me too long to load at my house, which could be bad in bad situations. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 16:07, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm sure I'll get to it soon enough, it's just... you know.... and.... meh.... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:08, Nov 12

Rofl...yeah, I know what you mean :) I'll be archiving my talk page in a few days, if it gets any bigger. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 16:10, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Protection of my Archive 1

Could I get a protection on: User talk:Razorflame/Archive 1 please? Thanks. -Razorflame Flame war (contributions) Talk 16:22, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Uh, sorry, I'm not an admin. You might wanna try someone in Special:Listusers/sysop. Or, you can always just do what I do and just stick {{Archive}} on it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:24, Nov 12
Never mind....I'll do what you suggested....and I thought you were an Flame war (contributions) Talk 16:25, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

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