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edit LED! HEY!

Led, you are my doctor Cox, and I am your J.D. You are my Emperor, and I am your Admiral Akbar. You are my Dick, and I am your Bush. Never forget that I love remember you. What have you been up to? Do you remember me, that guy? ...with the things?   Le Cejak <3:13 May 19, 2009>

OH MAN! OH MAN, IT'S CAJEK! OH MAN! I've been up to lotsa stuff actually. For starters, I... I'm about to miss the bus, actually. I'll finish the conversation later, may I have it wrapped ma'am? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 11:09, May 19
Certainly, see you later today   Le Cejak <14:20 May 19, 2009>
Alright, back. Yeah, so I've been pretty busy lately, what with junior year n' all. Looking at colleges, playing tennis, trying to find a summer job, and getting ready for SATs, playing trumpet, all that jazz. What about you? How was College: Part I? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:06, May 19
I'm still at my community college, doing the psych thing. This is hard, getting into grad school! One day, though, I hope to be counseling people as crazy as I am. I'm studying for the GRE (the even scarier version of the SAT), and I'm going to get an internship in drug counseling next year. I'll be a substitute teacher in the fall, probably. But I'm back at Uncyc for now, just piddling around: It's really good to see you, man.   Le Cejak <2:33 May 24, 2009>
Nice, piddling around is the best part of uncyc. I've been doing a lot of it in userspace lately, but can't seem to finish anything right now. Btw, can you IRC? There's always plenty of piddling to behttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:TheLedBalloon&action=edit had there. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:38, May 24
Whenever I do that, it just sucks up all my time! I have to decline for now. Do you remember your "eye of the tiger" thing? What happened to that? Also, could you archive your talkpage, it's getting a little hard to talk... Not your fault, blame your popularity.   Le Cejak <2:44 May 24, 2009>
It's not easy being this universally loved. I'll archive in a sec. As for that eye of the tiger dealio, it's still knocking around my userspace. It's here if you wanna tweak with it. Right now a lot of my effort's been going into this thing, though. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:55, May 24
Holy god, that script was awesome: How did you capture the realism of it all?   Le Cejak <3:24 May 24, 2009>
The secret is to wear a black beret and a turtleneck. Instant artsiness accompanied with gritty realism. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:10, May 24
It just feels so... /me reclines "gritty" and "real"... All right, I'll make it into a movie if you add a few talking dinosaurs and make it a romantic dramedy.   Le Cejak <4:23 May 24, 2009>
Dude, that would totally ruin the gritty reality of it--the dinosaurs would have to be the singing kind or it would never work. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:31, May 24
Hmmm... /me reclines You drive a hard bargain, Mr.... Balloon, is it? /me reclines Okay, tell you what, have it take place in space and you've got a deal. Space is real big with the 18-19 year old bracket we're aiming for.   Le Cejak <4:34 May 24, 2009>
Space would be fine, although I'd personally prefer to shoot underwater. That way I could work in some great social commentary about the inherent elitism of coral reefs. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:45, May 24
/me reclines Is there some way they could be underwater and in space? And which one is space? Is that the big dark thing I see out my window, mommy?   Le Cejak <5:00 May 24, 2009>
Underwater and in space!? Why, you may have something there! Also, space is up and underwater is down. Also also, for last time, I'm not a mommy, I just play one on TV. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:03, May 24
What? Mommy? Moommmyyy!! /me leans forward, glazed look in eye, extending hand in a futile gesture to reclaim lost innocence.   Le Cejak <5:08 May 24, 2009>
EVERYTHING YOU ONCE BELIEVED WAS A LIE. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:36, May 24
Audience: clap clap clap   Le Cejak <6:19 May 24, 2009>

edit UnSignpost May 21st

Brought to you by Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:30, 21 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:17, 23 May Dictated; not read.

Alriiiiight, I'll look at it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:50, May 23

edit UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

The only newspaper to be delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:38, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit My adoptee

Led, could you just ban Mahm00shA while I try to talk to Staircase? I don't know if you've been stalking the stuffs, but Stairs got banned for two hours for calling Zim a dick (long story), and then the other guys started doin' stuff, and nobody's listening! /me cries on Led's shoulder   Le Cejak <1:38 Jun 02, 2009>

wha...? Alright, everyone on IRC now. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:43, Jun 2
anyway, I'm banned on chat, but that's not the point: now you know the whole story! Not much of a story, granted, but there you go!   Le Cejak <1:52 Jun 02, 2009>
I do? What did Mahm00shA do? What other guys? Edit links would be, as I believe the kids say, the bomb-diggity. Also, I dunno why you're banned in the chat, try to log back in again. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:56, Jun 2
Ah, I'll go on chat later. The scoop is that certain jerks are being jerks. Make me an admin so that I can ban people, and get revenge on them and all those other bastards that won't do what I say. Thanks!   Le Cejak <2:15 Jun 02, 2009>
Yeah, alright. I, meanwhile, got less than 4 hours of sleep last night, so I'm gonna go to bed. RAHB's still on IRC, and Ape is apparently on Staircase's side, so, like, yeah, I dunno. The discussion gradually shifted to some kind of wikiphilosophy debate, and now I need to sleep badly. Night man. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:24, Jun 2
Take it easy, Led   Le Cejak <2:27 Jun 02, 2009>
Yeah so like I went to sleep and then I got up and went to school and after that I came home and now I'm, like, here. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:11, Jun 2

edit That's it!

I'm nominating you for big ol' jerk o' the month! (also, I think the stuff with my adoptee smoothed out) But yeah, jerk of the month! Don't think I won't create it! ...!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>

P.S. This counts as vandalism!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
This too!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
I hope you read this, it took eighteen hours to plan this vandalism!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
I had to do... unspeakable things to Michael Bay to get the screenplay for this vandalism! EXPLOSION KABOOM oh I'm the main character and I survived!   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
What was I doing?   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
oh yeah: SO SUCK ON THIS! /me waves hand in the air Wait, that's not right...  Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
So anyway, yeah, you get the point.   Le Cejak <2:33 Jun 04, 2009>
Damn! I've been vandalized! Activate the revenge bannination cannons! And also my shower because it's getting late and I need one! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:49, Jun 4
I have returned to ban you yet again! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:29, Jun 4

listen. Listen listen listen. You are behaving like a giyant ayass   Le Cejak <3:57 Jun 04, 2009>

I'm not an ass you're an ass....... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:36, Jun 4
WHAT'DYOUSAYYOUNGMAN???!?!?   Le Cejak <4:48 Jun 04, 2009>
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?!??!?   Le Cejak <4:49 Jun 04, 2009>
No m'am I was just gonna say that I really think that like uhm you know I'm not an ass you are. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:53, Jun 4
THAT'S "MRS. LADY MA'AM" TO YOU! Now, write your name on the board, you ayass!   Le Cejak <4:56 Jun 04, 2009>
I forgot my name so I wrote this: http://www.addletters.com/pictures/bart-simpson-generator/bart-simpson-generator.php?line=Mrs.+Lady+Ma%27am+Cajek+is+a+stinky+doodoo+head! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:07, Jun 4
Pfffffttthhh phhhhfhfhpphfhfhfh phfffffffff... THAT'S NOT AT ALL WHAT I WANTED!   Le Cejak <5:12 Jun 04, 2009>
WELL NEXT TIME YOU SHOULD REALLY MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS YOU DON'T WANT SO I KNOW AHEAD OF TIME THAT YOU DON'T WANT THEM. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

MUST... DESTROY... INTERLOPERS...   Le Cejak <5:37 Jun 04, 2009>

Dude I know right? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

edit Hey Led

Just ban Cajek already. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:19, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

Oh, I very much have, more than once now. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

edit Yes Led

Ban Cajek. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:25, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

No, seriously, I banned him a couple times just yesterday. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:05, Jun 5

edit UnBooks:Hospital

So... just wondering... is your name really Simon? Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:06, Jun 4

Nope. I was gonna give the main(ish) character my real name, but it felt pretentious. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:28, Jun 4
Okay. Your name isn't by any chance Michael, is it? Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:16, Jun 5
Nope, sorry. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:06, Jun 5
Is your name actually "The Led Balloon"?   Le Cejak <19:09 Jun 05, 2009>
If so, that's kinda weird. Did you get made fun of very much?   Le Cejak <19:12 Jun 05, 2009>
Is it John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:13, 5 Jun
'Cause, well, that's my name to. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:14, 5 Jun
Is your name Squeegie Beckenheim?   Le Cejak <19:15 Jun 05, 2009>
Balky Bartokomous?   Le Cejak <19:15 Jun 05, 2009>
Is your name Christopher John Kunt? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:35, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Re: The above: Nope, keep guessing. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:51, Jun 5
Actually, that last one was aimed at CaJeK. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:53, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
Is it David? You sound like a David. He's a David. David David David! DAVID!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} 02:30, Jun 9
Noooooooooooope. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:54, Jun 10

edit UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

Delievered by Saberwolf116 00:19, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

edit An important announcement from your friends at IC.

Did you know *snicker*...Ahem. Did you know that SYSRQ IS TEH GHEYZORS? LOLOLOL!

Also, we've decided to keep our Colonization preojects contained to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/project for your watchlisting convenience. Put it in your watchlist and try to remember to add a cuss word or something once in a while eh?

Also also, I heard that Gerry likes the smell of his own farts.

Have fun Colonizers and let's be careful out there. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:53, 6 Jun

Watchlist'd! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:49, Jun 6

edit Mr.Awesome2010 strikes again

After his vandalism and libel were cleaned up, user:Mr.Awesome2010 continues to revert any decent revision of any of the pages he's vandalized. It doesn't seem like he's learned his lesson yet, so I think it may be time to protect the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (future film)/Factual version page from vandals like him. He's getting to be a bit of a hassle, so I feel it's Morphin time! What do you think? PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 21:53, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

Huh, I have this weird feeling like he's a sock of someone I've banned before. Oh well. He's enjoying an all-expenses-paid 3 month vacation from Uncyclopedia right now, lemme know if he comes back with sockpuppets or something. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:20, Jun 8

edit User:Cajek/HS

Whatdya think, Led? Humbling. Is there anything I should add/change?   Le Cejak <23:23 Jun 08, 2009>

TERRIBLE! HORRIBLE! TERRIBLE! NO! NO NO NO! IT SIMPLY WILL NOT DO, YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE THE ENTIRE THING AGAIN! DO IT THE SAME EXCEPT BETTER THIS TIME. NOW CHOP CHOP, GET MOVING MISTER. (looks good, but I have partial credit on Lewd Acts of the Apostles with Mhaille and PCP) - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:29, Jun 8
SHUT UP YOURE MEAN SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU IM LEAVING THIS FAMILY YOU SUCK WAAAH!   Le Cejak <18:57 Jun 10, 2009>

edit Award

edit Mister Lederson

Go here, answer questions, get free booze and a shoe shine. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:25, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

Booze and a shoeshine? How could I refuse? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:46, Jun 11

edit UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:53, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit uNbOOKS lED! uNbOOKS!

Hmm.... Capslock has ruined me again. Regardless, I think the Author of the month blurb needs to be changed to something for Guildy. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:38, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

I think I dids it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:48, Jun 12
Light Emitting Balloon

Well, did you? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Did you think I wouldn't find out?

Did you honestly believe I wouldn't find out about your true nature? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:43, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes and no. I sort of knew, but also I really didn't. Additional wishy-washyness. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Jun 12
Don't sweat it. We both know the right answer to this issue. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

edit The prodigal undaughter returns...

Pro sack race
Potatostab
Thank you ...

... for supporting my recently featured picture.
A baby potato shall be mercilessly sacrificed
in your honour.

- Sonje

Also thanks for the complementary comment attached to said vote. And also I promise to initiate my writing foray soon. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:36, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Wait, so if Sonje's your daughter and you're my uncle...

Does that make us cousins? O_O I've got a cousin! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:56, 16 Jun

I don't think we've officially met... so hello cousin Luvvy! XD --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 09:29, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
Hello cousin Sonje! ^_^ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:05, 16 Jun
So... how do you guys feel about incest? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:11, Jun 16
What the hell do you mean, uncle Leddy? O_o -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:24, 16 Jun
What do you mean what do I mean? Can't relatives just talk about things? And in this case, talk about things like incest? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:32, Jun 16
He is trying to warp our fragile little minds cousin Luvvy :o Is this the part where you ask me to start calling you Daddy? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 18:34, 16 June 2009 (UTC)
I suspect he wants us to kiss and fondle while he can watch. I'm not too sure if he's of legal age to view such action, though. One never knows about uncyclopedians these days. Some are barely out of their nappies, while I'm starting to feel old enough to be their mother :/ -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:41, 16 Jun
Legal age to what with who in a where when? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:58, Jun 16
Exactly. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 19:07, 16 Jun
A very astute observation cousin Luvvy. No incest for you then Leddy. O_o --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:17, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Especially since I'm supposed to be on the side upholding the law in cases like this. (Psst... What's this 'law' thing everyone keeps referring to?) -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:22, 17 Jun
I dunno? Are you sure you should be holding it up like that? --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 10:27, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
No idea. I might be bashing it face first to the ground without knowing it. However according to this test, I'm pretty much bat fuck insane, with a handy built-in legal excuse for some of the crazy stuff I do. XD -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 10:43, 17 Jun
In Massachusetts, the legal age to fuck is 16. CHECK AND MATE. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:10, Jun 17
Let's just summarize that as the patriarch of this tribe (and I just found out that Sonje is my grand daughter) I can conclude you're all barely out of your nappies. Yes, even you ancient Luvvy O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 12:27, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
Except for me, Im still in my nappies O_O Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 13:01 June 17 '09
Yay! I have a Grampidillo! ^_^ --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 13:15, 17 June 2009 (UTC)
But my nappies are at least the smexy black lace and blue silk kind... *ahem* -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:47, 18 Jun

edit I don't have enough jokebans.

Jokeban request. My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (19:40 06-18-2009)

edit Warriors of Genghis Khan!

My dear Led, I have to inquire: you are aware, of course, of the pioneering work of Messrs Smalls, Tufnell and StHubbins - have you ever come across the slightly more obscure but no less important contributions of the Legendary Bad News? I hereby include a sample of their sterling work, and look forward to your opinions thereon. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:43, Jun 19

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Yeah, that's the bit's I like.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:02 19 June 2009
You know, I actually think I heard about that film from a friend a little while ago, and completely forgot about it until now. I'll have to check it out. Also, new spinal tap album just came out! Back From The Dead! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:50, Jun 19
It's actually 2 hour long TV shows from a UK comedy clique known in the 80s as The Comic Strip. Both Bad News episodes are fully worth watching, especially the second, where they actually played the Donington Monsters of Rock festival that these days is called Download. They didn't exactly go down that well with a crowd that didn't know what the fuck they were - and a fantastic put-down from the legend that is Lemmy as well. Fun fact: their songs were written by poodle-haired Queen clog-wearer Brian May. Definitely worth a couple of hours of your time, I'd say. --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:15, Jun 19

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:37, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Pee

If you're still around, your review is done. IronLung 02:27, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

Wonderful! Good improvements, hope VFH is a raging successs. IronLung 22:06, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Led!

I'm really bored right now. Have any good ideas on what to do? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

ur mum lo0lolololololololololol - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:13, Jun 23
Damn. Walked right into that one.... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:19, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Sort of like how I walked right into UR MUM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 23
Damn. Looks like you got me good twice there. I'll just walk away without leaving myself open for another attack now... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 20:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
There are at least three your mom jokes in there, but I'll let them pass by out of respect for you and your mom. Stuffs to do? Read/vote on VFH, write an article, compose me a tune of yearning, burn down a neighbor's house? All are good options. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:16, Jun 23
I'm in an unfunny mood right now, which means I shouldn't write or vote right now. You ever get in those moods when everything isn't funny? Work has sapped me of funny today. I guess I could compose a tune, but, as you've waited until now that I'm about to go home from work, I'm not as bored. I guess I only have one option then. Sorry Grandma... Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:26, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
Just keep reminding yourself of every bad thing the occupant(s) have ever done, add all the bad things they've probably done that you don't know about, and multiply by all the bad things you know they'll do in the future. Now you see that it would be more a crime not to burn down their house, no? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:56, Jun 23
So, and I will let you know now that I am being completely serious, my next door neighbor (grandmother) is actually a bonafide Catholic Nun. And she's like the nicest lady in the world. Those two aspects usually don't match up, but it's true. So I would probably feel terrible for burning her house down unfortunately. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:11, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
What, you don't have other neighbors? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:21, Jun 23
Nah. I live away from them big cities ya'll big city slickers got. Nor do I live in the suburbs. I guess you could say I'm on a farm, but it isn't really. Regardless, it's kind of just my aunts and uncles that live around me. We aren't completely deserted or anything, but it is pretty quiet. I actually quite like it. I go to college in Baltimore though, so it's a bit of a change. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:29, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
You're really not making this easy for me. I guess you could go flick matches at an anthill or something. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:39, Jun 23
Nah, the local anteaters take care of all the ants for us. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
DAMN YOU WOODYYYYYYY! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:58, Jun 23

edit The Bat-Signal!

(shoots his bat-grapple and swings away)

Not much, I'm just getting used to things here. And thanks for the compliment on my name.

Check out my page if you've ever heard of the show Animaniacs.The preceding unsigned comment was added by HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! (talk • contribs)

You're welcome mate, good luck with your page. Oh, and if you ever need comedic inspiration, check HTBFANJS--it's the shit. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:15, Jun 24

edit Noob candidate

Hey there little guy, wanna adopt me? --El Cheeso 07:10, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Sure, consider yourself adopted. You can put {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage if you like. Just drop me a line right here on my talk page if you have any questions. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 26

edit WHAT!?

No news page on Wacko Ex-Jacko? p.s. Yes I'm on this site--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 11:51, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Ummm... there are at least 4 of them. Check the UnNews main page. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:32, Jun 26
There weren't any when I posted that message NINE HOURS BEFORE YOU REPLIED!--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 12:48, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
Not true. In fact, the earliest one was posted about 12 hours before your comment. CHECK AND MATE. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:38, Jun 27

edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 14:10 30 June 2009

edit Question

Thanks for the welcome. I'll punish your good deed by picking you to ask a question. I'm trying to figure out where to get an attack page deleted, but I have to admit I can't figure out where I'm supposed to do that. Be gentle, I'm from Wikipedia, I'm not very smart.

The page in question is User:StarM, which is an impersonation account of enwiki admin StarMississippi, and a fake user page created by a dissatisfied troll on Wikipedia.

This page appears to be stupid, not funny, so I assume that's a deletion criterion around here? Also, I assume this is different than ED, and you don't tolerate stupid but unfunny people, so you might want to block/ban User:StarM, User:Kdpsssps, and User:Kdpssps. I think it's all pretty obvious, but I can provide more info from Wikipedia if it helps. Hopefully there aren't more complicated hoops to jump thru for this?

Anyway, thanks for any help you can provide. --Floquenbeam 02:30, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

You rock. I like the lack of bureaucracy around here; refreshing. Thanks. --Floquenbeam 02:49, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
Hey mate, no problem. If you find more stuff like that, check out QVFD for reporting vanity/cyberbullying pages and UN:BP for reporting vandals. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:52, Jul 1

edit UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 19:40, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

edit UnSignpost 9th July 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 22:48, Jul 9

edit I have the final tally for Uncyc Survivor

Alright then, for the tally I did on #uncyclopedia, people in the first spot get +1 vote, people in the middle get 0 vote, and people in the third spot get -1 vote.

Final Tally (if you haven't gotten it already)

TheDudeMan: 5-TDM got 5 fave votes, 3 neutral, and 0 hate votes, so he has five straight off.

ApeOnThursdays: -3-Ape got 1 fave vote, 3 neutral votes, and four hate votes. Thereby, his final tally is -3.

TheKillerFroggy: -2-TKF got 2 fave votes, 2 neutral, and four hate votes. His final tally is -2.

Thereby, TheDudeMan wins. Give him the template and his money, plus the get out of jail free card post-haste. And while you're at it, ban Ape and TKF for being votes out of Survivor. S-984 14:31, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 22:22, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Joke...God!

The forum you just deleted was just an imitation flame war for humor purposes only! Restore it! But you have your reasons....-Almost Sir Random Crap

I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:32, Jul 20
Dammit! It's "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that". Dam kids these days. They show no fear. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:41, Jul 20
I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't show fear. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:47, Jul 20
I'll go with the personal favorite, "I don't think so Tim." Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 14:49, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Thought you could use something to cheer you up

Cacti
THANK YOU!

In appreciation for tolerating me when PMSing
I wish to thank you by handing you this lovely sample of potted cactus erectus, found in my backyard.
For your enjoyment and pleasure.

Love and respect ~ Heart anim Huggybear Heart anim

-- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:41, 20 Jul

edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

This edition is on time, and anyone who tells you differently is lying! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 03:03, 25 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey...

This guy seems to be this guy who you banned. You should probably ban him, too, or something. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:27, 29 July 2009 (UTC)

Also, this IP, as well. And I would use UN:BP if I knew why you blocked the guy in the first place, but I don't. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:35, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
He's User:Tinkywinkyisgay, among other permabanned sockpuppets. He also was fucking around with the move button, and removing talkpage comments. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:55, Jul 29
Oh... I remember that guy. He sucked. Had I know that I would've just BP'd him. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:05, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, the guy really can't take the hint that he needs to gtfo. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:07, Jul 29

edit Fable help

Hey man, I'm a noob you adopted ages ago.

I wrote an article, wondering if maby you you could give us a bit of a hand? Mmm? A little handy hoo?. It does need alot of work. I requested a review but all they really said was that it sucked, get some help. The article is Fable. (please don't delete it on site.) --El Cheeso 11:49, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Sure, I'd be glad to help. Just gimme a little bit, I'm off to tennis in about 10 minutes. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:54, Jul 30
Alright, let's chiggity check this out. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:02, Jul 30
Ok, I'll type here while I read stuff. First thing I see wrong: gargantuas is not a word, in this language or any other. Gargantuan is the one you're looking for, right? Otherwise, intro looks fine, going after the fact that the game is basically hours of fanservice. I don't really know anything about Fable, so excuse me if I seem uninformed. Didn't really like that bit about the beginning of the storyline, as it struck me as sort of random, though I liked the bit about the guild thing. Explains what it is and mocks it in one go, which is good for people like me who've never played this game. The rest of the section seems fine, too, and the ones after it. Except the last two. I'm ambivalent about the characters thing; keep it if you're attached to it, but the 'fable the lost genitals' really needs to go. Other than those things, you honestly have a pretty good article here man. Good luck. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:25, Jul 30

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created 667:Neighbor of the Beast, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)


MadMax 20:59, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Woohoo! I'm the shit! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:00, Jul 30

edit Thank you.

Thanks for the greeting.

--MyGodWaffles 22:21, 1 August 2009 (UTC)

No problem mate. Happy editing! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:11, Aug 2

edit something

greetings, recently active admin. i noticed that Forum:Protecting Featured Articles? is listed in UN:BEST due to the FA template appearing during the discussion. is there a way to amend this without editing that forum and bumping it? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:22, 3 August 2009 (UTC)

Probably not, but I'll see what I can do. Thanks Gerry. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:25, Aug 3
Yeah, couldn't do it with admin magic, so I guess I'll just edit and protect. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:33, Aug 3
cool. thank you, sir. gearing up for hockey season? (i know it's early but i'm anxious as usual). SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:54, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Yep, I've started playing a couple times a week, on friday mornings and wednesday nights. The wednesday things are this summer league thing I got into in which our team is probably the worst one--last game we lost 12-2, though we did win our first game. Friday mornings are captain's practices, which amount to a 5-on-5 scrimmage. My younger brother's gonna be a freshman next year, so I've been bringing him along to those, too. In all, I'm psyched--last year we made it to the state semis for our division, in the Harvard rink, and now we've gotta do even better. Fingers crossed for making it to the garden, right? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:00, Aug 3
playing in the garden would be ballin'. i wish i didn't suck at sports in high school, and i wish i learned how to skate properly before the age of 20. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:06, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm lucky in that I've got parents who got me on the ice when I was really little. I can still sort of remember skating on the pond near my house when I was like 6. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:32, Aug 3
i think my parents started too young with me, and way too young for my little brother, because i had abandoned skating by the time i was 4 i think. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:29, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

It's on time, you were just high and didn't realize when it got here! THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 02:46, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

edit hey

Pentium5dot1 wants to know about the math section at Uncyclopedia talk:Requested articles#Math section. Can you answer? --Docile hippopotamus 08:59, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

Uhh, ok... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 09:02, Aug 5
Jeez, anyone could've answered that question. You people worry too much. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 09:04, Aug 5
I worry sometimes that I don't worry enough. Please help. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:18, Aug 5
You know, I occasionally worry that myself. But I have a pretty short attention span, so usually I forget after a few minutes. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:44, Aug 5

edit Thanks!

Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 21:57, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Possible Sockpuppetry

Here (I would have told an admin on IRC, but there wasn't any there). --Mn-z 05:19, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

edit System Shock Huffage

Hi TLB, I'm considering doing a new version of System Shock and when I started to edit I was informed that the original was huffed 8 months ago. Is there any chance I could see the original to see if there is anything worth salvaging? Or is it gone forever? I'm a huge fan of the game so I'd be able to see any decent material in there.

I do plan on making this version accessible for people who haven't played it, but I'm catering first and foremost for fans of the game. Cheers--El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 19:33, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

Here you go. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:25, Aug 8
Oh Sweet Jesus my eyes, please take that far away. Far, far away. That's not what a System Shock article should look like. Not by a long shot. Thanks anyway though :) --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 21:06, 8 August 2009 (UTC)

(Block log); 21:52 . . TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs) blocked 71.230.79.82 (Talk) with an expiry time of 1 day (Violating UN:VAIN and admitting to being 14 years old.)

Weren't you like 13 or 14 when you began editting here? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:54, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Yup, and I kept my damn mouth shut about it! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:00, Aug 9

edit UnSignpost! August 9th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:16, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Minimum Age on Uncyclopedia

Looking at the ban patrol log, it appears that you blocked an ip user for being 14 years old, among other things. (Of course, that might have been a joke reason.) Anyway, what is the minimum age for users on uncyclopedia? I believe the wiki Terms of Service sets a minimum age of 13, and Mordillo appeared rather unhappy that one time I accidentally got a 12 year old banned by Sannse. --Mn-z 06:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

As far as I'm concerned, there isn't one. I was, as I often do around here, joking. If you look way back in my ban logs, I'm pretty sure I've banned a couple people for things like "liking the Jonas brothers," and other stuff probable. I just like putting dumb crap in my ban reasons. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:21, Aug 11
k --Mn-z 17:13, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Also, Led was, like, 9 when he started editing here. And gay. And a dummy. And he ate reese's pieces instead of peanut butter M&Ms. Hence, the dummy part. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:20, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Don't laugh but...

Hey man, couldn't keep this in: you apparently missed my point. Not going to start an argument with you, just making sure you got it. What if you have an article that has, say, ten votes for, is an OK article, and you don't laugh at it? Vote against? Come on. I repeat, not to argue, just making sure I made myself clear. My aim with the forum was to try to reduce bitchiness on the site, nothing else. And sorry to bring this up any more. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:19, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

If I didn't find the article funny, I would vote against it. Simple as that. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:04, Aug 11
That's why no one votes for Leddy on anything. No one finds him funny. EVER!
NEENER NEENER, LEDDY'S A WEINER.
NINKER NINKER, HE'S ALSO A STINKER! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
NUH UH I DON'T STINK YOU STINK! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:18, Aug 11
TheLedBalloon is an admin. All admins smell like rotten fish. Therefore, TheLedBalloon smells like rotten fish.
Also, All rotten fish stinks. TheLedBalloon smells like rotten fish. Therefore, TheLedBalloon stinks.
Also, Also, he is a weiner. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:24, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:28, Aug 11
Baa Baa Black Sheep, have you any wool?
No! Because User:TheLedBalloon stole it because he smells and no one likes him and he's a big, poopy-faced, "Big Bad Beetle Borgs" loving, asshole who has a stupid name and a stupid face. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:41, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
What's that? I see your lips moving but all I hear is "I, WOODY, AM A BIG DUMB DOODOO HEAD!" - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 16:50, Aug 11
You can see my lips moving? Over the internet? You crazed, "VR Troopers" watching, lice-headed stalker! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:56, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
I can see FOREVER! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:27, Aug 11
But can you see the future of forever? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:29, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Sometimes, but only if I'm really, really high. And I usually forget it those times, anyway. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:46, Aug 11
Then you're a fake! Ya big ole' faker! Why don't you go hang out with Holden? Or maybe Elaine from Seinfeld? Or Paris Hilton? You big, good for nothin', bandwagon fan loving, applesauce eating, PHONEY! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:49, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
BUT WHO WAS PHONEY??? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:54, Aug 11
Everyone Holden was hanging out with. You could be Stradlatter if you want, I guess. I dunno. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:18, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
Nah, he was kind of a homo. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:50, Aug 11
............[1] Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:11, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
........................[2] - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:44, Aug 11

edit References

  1. This patch of silence was out of respect for your homosexuality, and how you are trying not to come out of the closet. I was trying to be nice. I assume that your patch of silence was meant as a 'thank you' to me for not outing you. You are very welcome.
  2. I know, right?

edit Thanks

edit You have gone officially Insane (Not Bat Fuck Insane, but almost)

You have gone completely insane with your edits. I mean, you're actually vote on VFD, and then you decide to edit a regular article?! That's fucking dangerous! Shame on you, now you have to put this on your page:-Bad Led11344 Baloon Cock!

Um...thank you? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:28, Aug 12

edit The Foreign Office

Hi TLB, just checking up on whether you're still keen on being a part of this project. Interest is thin on this site (I mean in being an active member of the project, or so it seems - especially from the forum), but a lot of other sites are interested. Fire Wolf has a great idea so that we can all get to know each other and discuss our ideas and plans for the project and perhaps come up with some rules or definitions of how it will work best. He suggests an IRC chat at some point between all the ambassadors and interested parties. Tell me if you're interested, or if you have any alternative ideas --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 20:20, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

hey mate, I'm editing from an iPod right now because my laptop is fucked up. I dunno how soon I'll be able to help out, so I guess you'll have to do your thing without me for now. Sorry. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:22, Aug 16
Ok, so I got on my family's desktop which I can't really use that much, but if you want to do some IRC stuff, let me know beforehand and if I can make it I'll log on. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:21, Aug 17
No problem TLB, thanks for the interest, I don't think the first chat will be for a few days yet, but when it does happen I'll give you plenty of notice. Cheers --El Sid, the lazy oneparlez-vous franglais? 09:19, 17 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks—the remake

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edit Shh

Don't blow my cover - several people who are in a position to fire me are on the 'book... A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, know what I mean? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:18, Aug 17

Got it chief. Mum's the word and such and such. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:43, Aug 17

edit Saludos Camarada - Greetings Comrade

Excuse me... I guess you're the ambasser for Inciclopedia, aren't you? I want to help with some articles, I'm interested in translate Lluvia de Aviones (Plane's Rain) from spanish to english. If you want to know more go to The FUCKING SHI... Dark Leviathan's page at Inciclopedia. Ask Siddhartha-Wolf, if you don't know.

--The Dark Leviathan 04:16, 18 August 2009 (UTC)


edit Thank you


--Killer 3.14 11:21, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

edit Master?

Hey, I joined yesterday and was wondering if you would help shelter my lost soul via the quick and almost painless system of adoption? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 11:46, 18 August 2009 (UTC)

Sure, welcome to the adoption program! If it please ye, ye may put {{adoptee|TheLedBalloon}} on your userpage. Otherwise, feel free to come over to my talkpage with any questions or concerns you may have. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:20, Aug 18
It pleases me much. I will return when I come up with an idea of what to write about, so many things to write about, but can think of how! - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 20:31, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
That is the trick, isn't it? If you've never seen it, Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process can be a helpful place to check out. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:56, Aug 18/
Ok, yesterday I did two of two things, I compied a list of Man laws that might make an interesting article --->>Man law<<--- and I re-designed the Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office upon request --->>Uncyc's Foreign Office<<--- Thoughts? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:44, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm...like you said, it's an interesting idea, but I don't know how you could turn those entries into an article. Guess that's where your imagination comes in! The foreign office thing looks pretty cool as well. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:10, Aug 20
Yea, ill keep thinking on that for a few more days, then ill give it up for something else. - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:18, 20 August 2009 (UTC)
Aha, me and Siddhartha-Wolf came up with a few ideas. The one that we are expanding on is the creation of an Unscript that displays the formation of the first 10 man laws. Follow it here : UnScripts:Man_Law_Revision - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 14:17, 20 August 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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edit Sarah

You're right, even though you didn't say it, Sarah Palin is hot, with that beehive hairdo that makes her look like a conehead, those freakish eyelashes, that glare, and that fake smile... So hot... Oh, and hi Led!   Le Cejak <23:36 Aug 20, 2009>

I agree. I would totally tap that if I wasn't so afraid of the way she believes in God and family and country. Values like those that I pretend to believe in but secretly detest burn my skin when I touch them. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:42, Aug 20
Yeah, go Satan and... whatever the opposite of "family" and "country" are. "Divorce" and "Municipality"?   Le Cejak <0:12 Aug 21, 2009>
Satan, divorce, and municipality: The true face of liberalism. And you thought all they wanted to do was steal all your money for gay abortion death panels! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:19, Aug 21

I feel so left out Cajek. So left out. I better go commit suicide, or do something equally horrible like write an article. Staircase CUNt 00:21, 21 August 2009 (UTC)

You can only die if you come (sexually and non-sexually) before the Gay Abortion Death Panel for Uncyclopedians, hosted by Chef Boyardee   Le Cejak <3:51 Aug 21, 2009>
But what if I die before hand. Staircase CUNt 03:54, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Then you'll have a very nice funeral service which your loved ones will attend and honor your memory with heartfelt speeches and beautiful flowers. Also your body will be raped by vagrants. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:15, Aug 21
Sounds like fun. How much would this procedure cost. Staircase CUNt 04:18, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
Eleven dollars and every last shred of your dignity. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:06, Aug 23

edit Talkpage

Hey I tried to convert my talkpage into somethink like the tillage dump like I have seen some other people do. I tried it on User:Piemuffin/talk. it doesn't seem to be working. Any suggestions for your adoptee? - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 02:56, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm looking at it and I'm not really sure. I changed around some stuff, maybe what I did fixed it. Or maybe not. If the latter, I suggest checking out how Algorithm did his talk page. He designed the village dump originally, so he probably knows his shit. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:40, Aug 23

edit God and Adam and Eve

It looks like you and I were trying to move the Adam and Eve link in the God article at the same time. Looks like we moved it to a different place, and my edit was after yours. I wasn't trying to do an edit war with you, and if you think the link works better where you had it, please feel free to move it back. Binky The WonderSkull 04:34, 23 August 2009 (UTC)

I honestly wasn't even paying attention, so ok. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 13:40, Aug 23

edit Wikis

See Index.php The preceding unsigned comment was added by 72.68.36.216 (talk • contribs)

What is this I don't even - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:33, Aug 23

edit UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

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edit I hope you don't mind if I steal your idea

Once you said: I think there should be a template for the above complaint. Something like, "This article makes fun of real people who have real problems. Sucks to be them!!" We could put it on the articles like terminal disease and suicide.

I hope you don't mind take that idea.--Killer 3.14 21:31, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure what you're talking about, so whatever I guess. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:43, Aug 24

THAX!! I'LL MAKE MILLIONS!!!jk--Killer 3.14 21:59, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

edit I was wondering

Did you make the balloon image in your sig yourself?--Killer 3.14 22:03, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Nope. If you click the image and look where it says file history you'll see that I didn't even upload it. Mordillo found it somewhere, I think. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:31, Aug 24

edit Custom usertalk link

How do I create a custom usertalk link?

The Dark Archer Was Here 18:36, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure I know what you mean... Care to elaborate on that a bit? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:12, Aug 31

Nevermind, sorry about that

The Dark Archer Was Here 19:17, 31 August 2009 (UTC)

Oh. Alrighty then. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:57, Aug 31

edit Lawl

Hey Leddy, check this out. I didn't think he'd tell such an obvious lie, but I guess he was just being WP:BOLD. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:54, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

I'm not surprised; he always struck me as kind of a tool. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:44, Sep 3

edit Hey

Sorry if it seemed like I was talking specifically at you. I actually wasn't. Swears. Now do a review. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:30, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

I would, if each one didn't take 45+ minutes. If helping someone out took 10 or 15 minutes, I might do it more often. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:33, Sep 3

edit An Award


--Mn-z 18:00, September 3, 2009 (UTC)

Glad to be of service. And now, I disappear into the night! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:17, Sep 3

edit Discordian American Princess

I understand why you huffed it. There was nothing there but a construction box. The funny thing is I was working on it when you huffed it! There's not much there right now but at least more than just a template! :) Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:46, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Uhh...ok? So just copy and paste what you wrote and create the article again. I literally huffed nothing but a tag. Creating an article with nothing but a tag is pretty retarded by the way--don't do that. Imagine if you hit random page and got a page with nothing but a construction template. Kind of a lame result, no? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:50, Sep 5
Btw, most experienced users create articles in their userspace. That way, you avoid ICU tags, delete happy admins, VFD, random ip edits, et cetera.--Mn-z 05:57, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
But that's not nearly as exciting! Really the reason I wanted to get it up very quickly was because I had Brooke Shields as a Discordian American Princess and wanted it linked in the feature version of the article, and I didn't want the feature article to have a red link. Except that doesn't make sense because I only used the category in her article not a link to the article. Does that make sense? I don't think so! Really, thanks for your advice! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:05, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit But seriously...

Are you going to protect WotY? I don't really think leaving it unprotected is wise. Necropaxx (T) {~} 04:31, Sep 4

Meh. I'm not worried about it. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:48, Sep 5
It's not protected? Really? Guess who's going to be the new Writer of the Year! Ha Ha! :P Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 06:13, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
The person with the most votes at the end of January? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 12:13, Sep 5

edit UnSignpost 4th September

-- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:38, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Why did you huff Miley Cyrus?

I notice you huffed Miley Cyrus and Miley Ray Cyrus. These were redirects to Hannah Montana. You might not be aware that Miley Cyrus real name Miley Ray Cyrus is one of the most famous performers in America who stars in Hannah Montana. A lot of visitors here may miss the featured article without these redirects. I just did a Google search for "miley ray cyrus" and got 2,180,000 hits. For "miley cyrus" got 45,000,000. By comparison, "uncyclopedia" got 801,000. We're more likely to get visitors looking for her than for us. Binky The WonderSkull 15:28, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Because Miley Cyrus is a retarded name. What is she, a prostitute Greek God?--Almost Sir Random Crap

Somebody put the links back. Nevermind. Binky The WonderSkull 15:36, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

If I huffed it was because it was on QVFD. Frankly, though, anyone that finds uncyc by googling miley Cyrus probably doesn't belong here. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:05, Sep 5
Oh wait, were you talking about these?
  1. 22:27, September 3, 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "/Miley Cyrus" ‎ (content was: '#REDIRECT Hannah Montana' (and the only contributor was 'Binky The WonderSkull')) (view/restore)
  2. 22:27, September 3, 2009 TheLedBalloon (Talk | contribs | block) huffed "/Miley Ray Cyrus" ‎ (content was: '#REDIRECT Hannah Montana' (and the only contributor was 'Binky The WonderSkull')) (view/restore)
Because those, if you notice, have a slash in front of them, which makes them pretty much completely useless. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:32, Sep 6

edit I have a question

Of course Brooke Shields was featured a couple days ago, which was cool. But now on the front page where it says "Recently featured," it's not listed. Is there a reason it's not there? Is there something I should have done? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:06, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Randomber -13th

Furthermore, please think of the riot </noinclude> rackets! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:33, 7 September 2009 (UTC)

edit Drop Elk

Mr. TheLedBalloon,

If you don't mind me asking, why did you huff the article about Drop elks? If it is not up to Uncyclopedia standards, will you give the users the time to fix it to do so? Sincerely, 128.239.42.243 08:37, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, looking at it now, aside from being a tad short it's not too bad at all. Someone put it on QVFD and I probably wasn't paying much attention. Here, I'll bring it back for you: Drop elk. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 15:08, Sep 7
Thank you. Sincerely, 128.239.42.243 17:11, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit Ha!

You're about to go to school! Also, I gotta go to school, now. Bye. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:06, September 9, 2009 (UTC)

Not only am I about to, but I have indeed been to school. Twice. Top that. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:25, Sep 9

edit Crisis

As I'm sure you're well aware, voting at VFH and the like is low. Could we put the Rock the Vote template (or whichever one it is) on the Main Page? Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:30, Sep 10

Sure, there ya go. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 10:59, Sep 10
Yay, thanks TLB. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:28, Sep 10

edit Attention Colonizers!

The brief era of peace we've been enjoying has once again been shattered by the IP horde. And since those pot smoking, tree hugging liberal faggots repealed the draft the IC forces are stuck with the likes of you. You are therefore ordered to report to the front lines at once for briefing. Once we have decided our plan of attack, we'll march into battle post haste. You're dismissed TheLedBalloon. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:31, 11 Sep

edit Um...

Might I ask why you huffed the "Dude, What Would Happen" forum thread I started? The deletion log said "the cancer that is killing /uncyclopedia/" or something like that. What did you mean by that? Also, I looked at the template at the top of this talk page. Am I "[Being] a Dick"? I'm trying my best not to be, as I really want an answer from you. <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:16, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

You're being the biggest dick I've ever seen, Neox. I mean that as a complement, though. By the way, what's your opinion of anal? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:20, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
While we're on the topic of being dicks, could you please be more specific on your "compliment"? Like, does it regard the forum threads I create or something like that? <insert name here> <(^_^<)Meh.Meh. Meh. or something like that 19:34, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
I huffed it because it was kind of dumb. While I tolerate a fair degree of dumbness, that forum seemed to me to be, as the saying goes, too much of a dumb thing, so I huffed it. Also, you're not being a dick, but I probably am. C'est la vie. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:57, Sep 21


edit UnSignpost September 10/17

This would've gotten here last week, but it's my firs week as paperboy and I got lost. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:32, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

Hand delivered by MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:58, September 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit Dude

This is freakin' hilarious. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:35, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Hah, I'd forgotten about that guy. You should add that to the worst 100 reflections on 09, we could use the filler. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:23, Sep 28

Dude. You banned my IP adress because I'm "a sock puppet of another user." I dunno what that even means . Did my post seem similar to one by another user who got banned? So... I dont think i'm a sockpuppet, at least not in this dimension, so could you reevaluate your bannage of me based on the fact that i have no idea what you are talking about? The preceding unsigned comment was added by 64.12.116.208 (talk • contribs)

If you're banned... how are you posting? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:46, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
It's cause he's a loked-out O.G. gang-bangin' your momma. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:50, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
But is he down with OPP? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:53, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
If you post the account that I banned, I'd be happy to unban it. You really should be doing this via IRC or email, though. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:58, Sep 29

edit Can you please

Unban my sockie? Please? [/zh] 10:05 October 2

I won't abuse him. [/zh] 10:05 October 2

edit It's almost time, you sexy judge you

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:18, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

I'm ready for judging! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:51, Oct 5

edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:04, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey idiot.

You're doing your job wrong. Restore this and delete this. Do it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:58, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

Modus is no idiot, he's my frie-oh wait. This is Led's page. Yeah, he's an idiot. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:01, 10 Oct
No john, you are the idiots! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:20, Oct 10
Ah! You forgot about this! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:25, October 10, 2009 (UTC)
  1. Write your own shaggy dog article
  2. Submit it to the PLS
  3. Win your category
  4. Move it to the place this article used to be
  5. ???
  6. Profit! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 17:37, Oct 10
Actually, I'm sure there won't be a profit. The cost of shipping $20 is now $22. In fact, by winning PLS, you're losing $2. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:39, October 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the quick deletion

of the interim redirect for this. You seem to also have deleted this—perhaps you meant to delete this? Thanks again. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[04:21 12 Oct 2009]

Oh yeah, my bad. And no problem. Cheers, - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:46, Oct 12

edit Why

Thank you, sir/maam/alien Hubblemeow 02:22, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

You're quite welcome, sir/madam/asexual amorphous blob. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:21, Oct 14

edit UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:29, Oct 16

edit I'm rewriting the Ronald McDonald article in my userspace, just so you know,

Title says it all really.--McWooty YOUR AD HERE FBu 12:26, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:22, Oct 23

edit Poo Lit: The Oopsening

I crossed out User:SPIKE/FORTRAN, and shouldn't have. If you could read it and add it to your choices, I'd be much appreciative. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:20, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

edit ZOMGWTFNESSES!

YOU DELETED MY FORUM PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY???????????? OH GOD, WHY??????????????????????????????? --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 05:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)

...Was that really the best way to ask an admin that question? --Andorin Kato 05:36, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
It was really dumb. Forums in BHOP are supposed to be kind of dumb, but there was a line in the sand, and you crossed it. Deletion was the only way. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:37, Oct 24
Please give the page another chance. PLEASE. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 05:51, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Please fix your sig. PLEASE. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:04, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
NO. Please stop telling me what to do. PLEASE. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 10:11, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
No. Please grow a pair. Please. HOW comes??? 10:23, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Grow a pair of what? Please tell me. PLEASE. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break 14:47, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
What do you think? A pair of shoes? HOW comes??? 15:43, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
Okay, that's just mean. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break


edit PLS and such

hey, led. it's hockey season again! huzzah! how's norwell doing? i'd like to acknowledge your obvious receipt of my PLS bribe, and point out that my entire article was written on the last day of the competition, which means that i'll be improving it shortly after the competition wraps. anyway, hope you're doing well! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:02, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Hey Gerry. Actually, it's technically not high school hockey season yet, but I'm playing in a fall league, going to some captains' practices, and later I'm doing some weeklong endurancey thingy, so I've started the buildup n' all that. As for the PLS bribe, I'll email you the location which I would like my money sent (unmarked, non-sequential $20 bills, please). How's things on your end? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:04, Oct 25

edit That thing above

Really. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, sorry about that, I missed it because of some guy complaining about a forum. One sec... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:59, Oct 25
Okay, it just is just plain mean to refer to people like that. Don't say that about me. Really. --Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break


Don't call you what you are? I'm sorry, I'll think twice before saying something accurate about you next time. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 10:45, Oct 27
Play nice with the n00bs... Pup 00:26, 28/10/2009
Allow me to reiterate: I explained to modus exactly why I didn't see his post, using an accurate description of who this grueflame person is. Excuse me if I don't see how that is in any way mean. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:31, Oct 28
Thank you for the reiteration, Led. I just felt uncomfortable when you said that the other way. Also, potr, I AM NOT A NOOB.--Invincibleflamegruemaster My burning lair of grues Talk while the Grue God is on break
04:17, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Just curious, but if you that strongly don't consider yourself a noob, why did you ask three people in the last three weeks to adopt you in Adopt a Noob? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:31, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, I usually go by the definition of n00b as per NotM, which you're not eligible for, but the gap of a little over a year between posts threw me off track. In which case, TLB, I take it back unreservedly. KICK HIM! KICK HIM AGAIN! Pup 10:43, 28/10/2009
Yeah, definition of "noob" is rather weird. It's a month plus 3 days maximum for NotM; three months for PLS; but could be six months or longer for Adopt a Noob. And then you have people like me who've been here less than two months, but who have been editing wikis since some of the editors here were in kindergarten. Maybe it should be really new noobish noob, pretty noobish noob, not really all that noobish noob, been on the Internet forever but pretty noobish here noob.... WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 15:44, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
I think the reality is that we define n00b by a time-frame for the purposes of these awards simply because to not have a definitive time-frame it's left too open for interpretation. The justification for having Rcmurphy as potential n00b of the month was an in-joke about how he, as a user, was always being n00bish. Maybe being a n00b is like bending the spoon. You can't become a n00b, that's impossible. Rather, realise the truth that n00bness does not exist, and then you can n00b yourself. Or something. Any way I look at it though IFGM (which is an acronym for Invincible Flame Grue Master, and nothing to do with relationships with grand mothers) is acting like a n00b, so although the timeliness denies it, the actions support. In other words, he has no excuse! Pup 21:43, 28/10/2009
Hay guise wuts goin on hear User:Syndrome/sit
n00b! Pup 22:08, 28/10/2009

edit Suggestion from a Know-it-all Noob

I won't bother going into how you've been here a lot longer, have contributed a whole lot more, have a lot more authority, etc. But I do have a suggestion about your "welcome" that includes "(Or I'll stick my hand into the computer screen, reach through the internet, drag you into my dimension and skull-fuck you.)" I've been here about two months now, and I still haven't had someone say something nearly that strong to me. Is that really the first impression you want to give new people? Frankly, had I gotten a welcome message like that, I would seriously have considered whether or not I wanted to be here. I've dealt with sites where users hurl things like that at each other on a regular basis, and I've left all those sites as I don't enjoy it. This is a matter of personal taste, and this is just one noob's opinion. But they may be other would-be noobs who feel the same way who haven't come back. Thanks for listening to your know-it-all noob. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:22, October 26, 2009 (UTC)

I thought it seemed pretty clear that I was joking, and I liked the contrast between "enjoy your stay" and "or I will skull-fuck you." But I'll take a look at it again a little later. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:43, Oct 26
To clarify, I had no doubt you meant it to be joking, but as a greeting I find it very extreme. I saw what you had at the end of some of your previous greetings--"And, finally, don't be afraid. We don't eat people. Usually." That to me is both much funnier, and much less likely to be taken as personally offensive. Again, the welcome is the first contact many new users will have; that will likely be their first impression of how they'll be treated on Uncyclopedia. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:19, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I know. That's why I wanted to include a joke that wasn't the same one they could see on every other talkpage on the site, to make the first impression at least somewhat amusing. Anyways, like I said, I'll get around to looking at it eventually. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:34, Oct 28
I'm looking at this thing right now, WhyDoISomethingorother, but I really think it's fine. It's pretty clear that it's a joke, and I doubt anyone registering on uncyclopedia will have anything problem with mentioning skullfucking. However, if you can come up with a replacement for the phrase, I'd gladly replace mine with yours. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:19, Nov 4
I'll give it some thought. Thanks for your consideration! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Below are a few alternates to "(Or I'll stick my hand into the computer screen, reach through the internet, drag you into my dimension and skull-fuck you.)"

  • Or I'll stick my hand into the computer screen, reach through the Internet, drag you into my dimension and make you dance the Punk Polka with a rubber chicken named "Cajek."
  • Or I'll happily ban you into oblivion.
  • Or you're welcome to go do your thing at our worthless ripoff.
  • Or I'll do like Mythbusters did to me, and declare you a physical impossibility.
  • Or I'll tell the Uncyclopedia Secret Police and we'll just how you deal with them.
  • Or I'll make you read every single Uncyclopedia policy twice. Without blinking.
  • Or I'll make you read the last 100 articles that were huffed because they were so very, very bad.
  • Or I'll let you go for a ride in a lead balloon and see how far you get.

I can come up with a bunch more if you don't like these. Thanks for listening! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:58, November 10, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, while I was reading yours, I thought of one that I kind of like. What do you think of this? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:16, Nov 12
Personally, it's not my cup of tea. But then I'm one of those mamby pamby types who doesn't feel comfortable threating, even in jest, to kill or skull rape 13-year-olds I don't know. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:34, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 29-10-2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:45, Nov 3

edit You know what would be RIDICULOUS AND NOT EVEN FUNNY?

If this redirected to this instead of this. Or if this got moved here and thusly started to redirect to this. Wouldn't be as funny if this got redirected to this, though, because then you'd have this. --Andorin Kato 05:26, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

If that message had one more link in it I would've had to redirect it to User:Andorin Kato. But yeah, is whatever I did instead of that good? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:40, Nov 4
Yes, that works perfectly fine. Thank you very much. --Andorin Kato 06:33, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

(and yes - great Robot Chicken clip, there, heh!) --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 06:32, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:47, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit I felt the need to inform you that...

Your request at Uncyclopedia:RadicalX's Corner has been filled (but not by me). Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:02, 15 November 2009

Ah, thanks socks. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:27, Nov 15

edit Wanker of the Month

User:EugeneKay/Wanker of the Month/Award


Congratulations, TheLedBalloon! You've been found to be an utter wanker, and thus qualify for the above handy-dandy awards box! Feel free to insert it anally put it on your userpage to be displayed proudly. You tool.     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:28, Tuesday 01 December 2009  

Woohoo! Finally all my wanking has paid off! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:46, Dec 2

edit I really didn't mean to, but Know-it-All Noob has struck your talk page again

I was told to tell you about this. (Apparently, my question was on a welcome message borrowed from your welcome message. I honestly had no idea it would lead me back here again. Sorry I'm such a tkhoyr). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 08:14, December 9, 2009 (UTC)

That's probably from my previous welcome message to my previous welcome message, which I'd stolen and modified from HerrDoktor's, probably. I'd tell you to talk to him, but he's kind of gone. What exactly do you want me to do about it? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:58, Dec 9
He wants you to make the past the present, so when I steal it you don't look so foolish. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:25, December 9, 2009 (UTC)
How about just pretend this conversation never happened? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:57, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Attention Judgeries!

All turkies are now in the oven. You now have seven days to comply with your judgery duties. Please place all scoring here. If you can't judge for any reason, please let me know on my talk page. Now go and judge, you're wasting valuable time. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:34, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

I'll do my judging right away in couple of days! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:39, Dec 10
Well Mr. Balloon? EVERYONE is waiting for you. EVERYONE. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:38, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

edit List of RH Characters

"What the shit" yourself. I think you were a little *too* quick in nixing this page, considering that its the addendum to a regular article.

Uhh, except for a line it's a direct copy of part of a wikipedia article. You're going to have to turn it into a real article, with paragraphs headers and all that, or else watch it get deleted again. I'll tag it WIP so you can work on it for a bit and people will know that you're not done. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:30, Dec 10

edit Because I care

Well, just wondering why my entry didn't make it into your top 5. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:14, 20 December 2009

Ooh! Me next! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:38, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Socky, yours struck me as rather odd. The acronym is a stretch; you could just call the organization the Aristocrats and it'd be fine, and using abbreviations like OMG are jarring. The ending took a moment to gain steam, what with all the explosions seeming random until the 'aristocrats indeed muahahaha' comment which made me amused, but overall I felt the other pages had better continuity and/or joke density. Syndrome, your page had this great set up, with the beautiful orchestra and all that, but I didn't really like where you went with it after that. I wasn't entirely sure what you were trying to do with all the stereotypes, which seemed kind of out of nowhere. I'd personally rather see it end with the typical aristocrats family trying to take the kids back, rather than these mysterious foreigners, who seemed to kind of...uhh...you know, like...uhh......... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:05, Dec 20
The idea was to be offensive with racial sterotypes instead of the normal gross-out humor (which is why you have the multicultural ensemble and then guys who represent everything wrong about those cultures) but I understand if not everyone digs it. I would also like to inquire how you managed to pull this off and have the later time stamp before the earlier one. You didn't travel back in time collecting historical figures for a school report and then decide to mess up the wiki along the way, did you? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:51, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
Ghengis Khan probably fucked up the timeline on his way back to 1200s Mongolia. What a goofball. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:35, Dec 22

edit Thanks for the Judgery

Thanks for drudgering judging my article; sorry you had to wade through read it. I'd like your thoughts on it too, if I may impose. (Next contest I'll try to be moar clever than just changing the joke from "Aristocrats" to "AristoCatz" to take advantage of a lame internet meme as the central theme of my humor.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10:03, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

The biggest problem with your article was that accent you write with all the way through it. For a couple of quotes it could've been ok, but with so much dialecty stuff the page began to drag and become difficult to read, and when that happens, the funny fades. Would the page work without any accent at all, or with much less of it? Such a change might improve the funniness a good deal. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:35, Dec 22
Fair enough. But the voice of the piece was integral to the theme of the one shot, one line joke! Sure I could've made it less suck but where's the funny in that? ... oh. ... Sorry again you had to read it. Anyway, thanks for the comments!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06:37, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:39, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

edit He is right, though...

...you are girly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:51, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

Am I a pretty girl? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:04, Dec 30
No. There's only one pretty girl here, and that's me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:31, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Girls can be so cruel. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:44, Dec 30
Uncyclopedia is like Mean Girls, but texty. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:47, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

edit Anniversary

Are you still doing that letter from the admins for our 5th anniversary on Tuesday? I might help if help is needed. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:54, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

That what from the what for the what? I'd be glad to do it, but can you remind me what it is? - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:23, Jan 2
I believe he's refering to the apology letter from Chron (or the admins) for the 5 year anniversary of Uncyc. From the forum topic or something. Also, your talkpage will never match Spang's so archive it already. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:41, 2 Jan
Thanks, and Spang is going the FUCK down! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:48, Jan 2
Also: I'm starting a letter here. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 20:07, Jan 2

edit Stairway to Heaven is pretty much the most awesome song ever

Also, this:

Glad to help, sir! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 07:04, Jan 3

edit Heya Ledkips

I copied your welcome script and made some modifications to it. Take a peek at User:Syndrome/Welcum.js. This replaces the link to their userpage (regardless of if they have one or not) with a limegreen link that puts {{Oh Dear}} on their talk page. So if they've been naughty instead of nice, just click on their userpage instead of their talk page to tell them so. Admittedly this is more useful for someone who can't just ban them. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty cool, though like you said I'd personally probably just ban them, or say something specific. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:43, Jan 4

edit Apologies

I'm so very sorry for everything. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:17, 5 Jan

It's ok, I still love you. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:49, Jan 5

edit Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:


And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 19:02, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, and archive, dammit. sausage lol 23:09, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
NEVER! - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:03, Jan 8

edit That's what I call a mass listectomy

This wiki already feels lighter for it. Good work, sir - I salute you! (Although couldn't you have gone all TKF deleting TYATU with the deletion summaries?) --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:42, Jan 7

Yeah, I probably should've done something more creative... Oh well. Just as long as the lists go bye-bye, I'm happy. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:51, Jan 7

edit That Guy You Banned

He's Back, and is bothering Mordillo, he is 203.206.74.127, ban his ass again--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 07:37, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Never mind, MAdMax got him

edit Some people's kids

Ummmm, Led? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:49, 9 Jan

Oh boy... - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:51, Jan 9
Alright, banned him for three days and if he comes back it's gonna be three months. Also hit him up with some User:TheLedBalloon/IPjerk. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:58, Jan 9

edit Your a Kitten huffer

You Suck Kat Balls And Hitler throws Kitten Balls and PINGA'S at Ya

Ok - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:24, Jan 12
Your b Kitten huffer is pretty cool though.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  16 Jan 2010 ~ 00:54 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost January several-days-agoth

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:30, Jan 18

edit Better late than later

SequenceForgetsNotM
Thank you
Geez, now don't I feel like an idiot. I forgot to thank you for voting me Noob of the Month...back in August 2009. While I disappeared shortly after receiving the award, I have now, like Spiderman, decided to live up the responsibility of wielding it's power. If you, like Jesus, can find it in your heart to forgive me, please send $1 to Forgetful Man P.O Box 5564 NSW, Australia.

Thanks for the vote. Sequence 05:52, January 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 21th January 2009