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Yeah, so, I figured that, since I'm opped an' all, that I'd better have one of these userspace rant things that people could link to.
Hmmm...let's see... Oh yeah! Yeah, adminning totally sucks... I mean, you have to read bad pages and delete stuff and stuff... kinda like what the regular users who help out with maintenance do. Except, it's worse for me, because I'm an op, and I can bitch about it here.
edit Obligatory reference to how I became an op
I'd been around for a while, did some good maintenance work, and got nommed on VFS. Uhh...yeah.
edit Stuff I do
Banning fuck-ups and deleting shit, mostly. It's pretty easy--just a quick read and a couple clicks. The only part that gets old is going through ICU pages, because sometimes reading those pages that are in the gray area takes a little while. When I ban, it's not usually infinite. Honestly, I hate infinibans; sometimes they're shared IPs, other times it was someone's idiot brother/sister/cousin/whatever. Oh yeah, and it's all really hard and totally sucks.
Actually, I've made money through uncyc. It was via the PLS, and I made forty bucks. That was for writing, though, not for opping. So uncyc is NOT MY JOB! Why does everyone keep thinking it's my job??? It's not! So stop asking, all you countless thousands of people that have asked me. It's true, ok. I get asked whether I get paid for being an admin all the time. It's horrible, all these dozens of people thinking I'm good enough at this to get paid. Ah well.
edit And, in conclusion
I hate you. Being an admin has made me bitter, like something that isn't either salty or sour or sweet or MSG-y.
Uncyclopedia is horrible now, even though if I wanted I could just log off. WHY MUST I BE RESPECTED ENOUGH BY THE COMMUNITY TO BE DEEMED WORTHY OF THIS HONOR???