User:TheLarrikin

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“What? You need a quote? I can't think of any f***ing quotes... ”
~ Some Anonymous A__hole on crack... I just asked for a freakin' quote!

I am here not to create my own funny, but rather to expound on the funny of others, thusly making it funnier. Were I to provide my own funny, the outpouring of laughter could possibly match the natural resonance frequency of humans, causing worldwide, spontaneous human explosion - or so it has been hypothesised by the Dr. Mr. Dr. Landy, Sr. I may compile a handful of my own articles, though I don't know when.

I serve the community by fixing the errors of others, by compounding on their articles, by fixing n00bs' articles by adding wikilinks and other necessary formatting so they don't look so butt-ugly (their articles... not the n00bs). There are quite a few stubs right now that I'm looking at expanding, but due to the skewed factor in life known as 'reality', I don't know how long these additions will take or even when they'll be completed.

But I did manage to get this quote last night (admittedly better than the one before), in the rare instance that one of you would doubt my awesomicity:

“Dude, this guy is possibly the awesomest of all Awesomicity - surely teh mEssiah returneth!”
~ Your Mom on the Awesomicity of my being (and by 'being', I mean 'donger')

(It may not be much, but it's a user page... whaddya expect?)

edit People Here Due To My Incredible Awesomicity

edit Articles I've Contributed To

edit Articles I've Cooked Up From Scratch

edit Articles I Plan on Working On or Creating

  • The Establishment - nothing yet...
  • Belgians - I gotta do something about this...
  • World Hunger - Because of my way cool tag at the bottom! :)
  • Other ones too numerous to mention at the moment...

edit Articles I've Ripped Apart, Shredded, And Subsequently Burninated

  • Yeah, right. Like I'd put anything here... I'm not a moron. (Not completely, anyways...)

edit Taggies!

Yeah, that's right! I'm American, baby!
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Some of my languages (Not including Polish...)
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.
re-N This user is a native speaker of Recondite English.
css-N This user is a native speaker of CSS.
de-4 This user speaks Deutsch at a near-native level.
ru-4 This user speaks Русский at a near-native level.
אױ װײזמיר Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
nl-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dutch.
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
la-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Latin.
il-X This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay enough to seduce native Igpay Atinlay speakers.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
vl-G This user does not speak Valley girl and furthermore believes Valley girl to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Valley girl.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
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