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The Miracle Blade, now in its fourth incarnation as "Miracle Blade IV: Return of the Breadknife", is the knife set popularised by Jebus of NazaWRATH when cutting one loaf of bread into thin enough slices to feed a hillside of hungry motherfuckers in The Bible.
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