User:TheHappySpaceman/Perv of the month
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Welcome to the voting page of the Perv of the Month page. This is where all the Uncyclopedia perverts (or people who have acted pervy lately) go to become even more perverted.
- No self-noms. (You can vote for yourself, though.)
- Person must have said some typically perverted things recently, such as:
- Made pervy jokes/sexual innuendos
- Glorified bestiality, pederasty, or other such fetishes
- Posted NSFW images
- One of the three (or all! If it's all, however, the admins might consider banning him.)
- Don't nominate IPs, vandals, spammers, or anyone banned in the last month, unless it's a joke ban, e.g. "Banned for only five minutes to fill up space on the UnSignpost".
- Don't nominate previous winners, either.
- You can only vote once for a user.
Oh! And don't forget to add this template to the nominee's userpage!
Becoming Perv of the Month will get you the following:
- A cool template for your userpage.
- Adding "The Pervy" to your sig.
- Adding your name to the list of past winners.
See here for the full archive.
Aleister's acceptance speech
Hello, and thank you for creating and delivering the Perv of the Month award. I had to clean the feces and other liquids off of it, and then I locked it into my trophy case with triple-locks and snake poison on the locks so nobody tries to put more liquids onto it. This is the proudest moment of my life, and it's all due to you. Thanks! Aleister 11:16 1-3-'12
Maniac1075's acceptance speech:
Shucks, this is better then the time I had spaghetti bolognese and farted several times over the coarse of the next 2 days, producing an aroma of beautifully cooked meat and Parmesan cheese. Every-time I farted, I gloated in how awesome it smelled, and it made me wanna go make some more.--06:33, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Socky's acceptance speech
Roman Dog Bird's acceptance speech
Once I found out I won, I had an orgasm and vomited all over my dick at the same time. To say that this is the proudest moment of my life is an understatement. Furthermore. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:32, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
RAHB's acceptance speech
Excellent. One step closer to world domination. -02:57, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
Kırby's acceptance speech
Matthlock's acceptance speech
I was amazed when I found out this morning that I became Perv of the Month. I'm so happy. To celebrate, I think I'm going to stalk my ex-girlfriend.18:08, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
Zombiebaron's acceptance speech
Said user thinks he is too cool to make a speech; therefore no speech was made.
Official Nominations for March 2014
- Why the fuck not?! -- Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-10-10T03:25
- Kirby said it best. ~[ths] UotM 20:44, 10/17/2012
- Hell yes Nobody has ever made more 'gay' jokes than the sexually ambiguous Frosty. 18:56, November 17, 2012 (UTC)