User:TheHappySpaceman/Perv of the month

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Perv of the month

Perv of the Month patch.

Welcome to the voting page of the Perv of the Month page. This is where all the Uncyclopedia perverts (or people who have acted pervy lately) go to become even more perverted.


  • No self-noms. (You can vote for yourself, though.)
  • Person must have said some typically perverted things recently, such as:
    • Made pervy jokes/sexual innuendos
    • Glorified bestiality, pederasty, or other such fetishes
    • Posted NSFW images
    • One of the three (or all! If it's all, however, the admins might consider banning him.)
  • Don't nominate IPs, vandals, spammers, or anyone banned in the last month, unless it's a joke ban, e.g. "Banned for only five minutes to fill up space on the UnSignpost".
  • Don't nominate previous winners, either.
  • You can only vote once for a user.

Oh! And don't forget to add this template to the nominee's userpage!


Becoming Perv of the Month will get you the following:

Past winners:

AleisterManiac1075SockyRoman Dog BirdRAHBKırbyMatthlockZombiebaronFrosty

See here for the full archive.

Aleister's acceptance speech

Hello, and thank you for creating and delivering the Perv of the Month award. I had to clean the feces and other liquids off of it, and then I locked it into my trophy case with triple-locks and snake poison on the locks so nobody tries to put more liquids onto it. This is the proudest moment of my life, and it's all due to you. Thanks! Aleister 11:16 1-3-'12

Maniac1075's acceptance speech:

Shucks, this is better then the time I had spaghetti bolognese and farted several times over the coarse of the next 2 days, producing an aroma of beautifully cooked meat and Parmesan cheese. Every-time I farted, I gloated in how awesome it smelled, and it made me wanna go make some more.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 06:33, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Socky's acceptance speech

As a wise man once said: "Boobs." I'm gonna look at some more boobs now. Later, guys. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:34, 2 May 2012

Roman Dog Bird's acceptance speech

Once I found out I won, I had an orgasm and vomited all over my dick at the same time. To say that this is the proudest moment of my life is an understatement. Furthermore. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:32, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

RAHB's acceptance speech

Excellent. One step closer to world domination. -RAHB 02:57, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Kırby's acceptance speech

I'm so glad I won. It pays serious respect to my family line. (I'm distantly related to Jon Lajoie/MC Vagina, YouTube's favorite pervert.) --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-09-10T01:53

Matthlock's acceptance speech

I was amazed when I found out this morning that I became Perv of the Month. I'm so happy. To celebrate, I think I'm going to stalk my ex-girlfriend. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:08, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

Zombiebaron's acceptance speech

Said user thinks he is too cool to make a speech; therefore no speech was made.

Official Nominations for April 2015

Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Why the fuck not?! --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-10-10T03:25
  • Kirby said it best. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:44, 10/17/2012
  • Symbol for vote Hell yes Nobody has ever made more 'gay' jokes than the sexually ambiguous Frosty. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:56, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

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