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This is the list of past winners of the Perv of the Month award.

edit 2012

edit February

edit Aleister in Chains (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 10
  • Nom and for. He claims to have ****ed ponies before. That should probably be enough! ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 23:37, 02/07/2012
  • For. - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-02-09T17:41
  • Spiritual bore Thank you, this is one of the greatest honors of my life. Not to win, but to be nominated. But has everyone met Maniac1075? Take along some wipes. Aleister 00:01 12-2-'12
  • For. Because I care. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 10:25, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • For. Because when I asked him how many women he satisfied, he told me, "every single one of them... except for that one bitch, but what does my mother know anyhow?"--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 17:37, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote For. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:31, 15 February 2012
    Socky! I forgot Socky, and Roman Dog Bird, both of whom deserve this award. Socky is a perv, yes he is, and it is deep within his soul. Roman Dog Bird cannot unperv. Let them be examples to the rest of us - but none of us hold a candle to the perversity of Maniac1075, who has things growing out of his ***** that he calls pets and that even his mother won't ****. Aleister 00:42 16-2-'12
  • Strong For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:40, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
  • For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:36, February 18, 2012 (UTC)
  • For Clearly has a thing for 60 pound men. Those fairy lights at the top of the article are very suspicious if you ask me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:03, Feb 19
  • Symbol for vote For. He fucking loves skunks. --Tophat headless 18:14, February 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Maniac1075 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Symbol for vote Nom&Floor Maniac1075 is everyone's version of the man you don't want your sister walking on the same side of the street with. My mom even fucked him like a dog, because she thought he was a dog. When Maniac1075 gargles, you always have to ask "What are you using?" A well deserved winner of this prestigious award. Aleister 00:05 12-2-'12
    • @Aleister I may actually take this seriously if you didn't use so many sexual innuendos in saying this. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 00:32, 02/12/2012
      • Ah, take it seriously? You asked for it, but you may never be the same again, so hesitate long and hard (heh heh) before proceeding. Aleister 2:28 12-2-'12
        • Pull my finger..... now pull this *unzips*...... by the way, every sperm I wasted over a pic of your mom screwing your dad (which IS bestiality and animal cruelty rolled into one) last night just voted for me!.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 17:39, February 13, 2012 (UTC)
          • See! I told you. This sperm fisherman deserves this award like Whitney deserves Bobby Brown crying over her grave before throwing up on it. Maniac1075! Aleister 19:34 13-2-'12
  • Alleged pony f***ing is nothing compared to the shit this guy as done. --Roman Dog Bird 05:31, February 15, 2012 (UTC)
    • Oh yeah??? Not only have I *u***d ponies, I've ******* ponies, and *****, **, ********** ponies, but I've *** *** ***** them on many a warm, gentle *****. **eis**r 10:11 15-2-'12
  • Not that there is anything wrong with f)(cking like a dog. And perv must mean something different outside of Australia. Pup 11:46 18 Feb '12
    • Perv to us Oustraylians means "check out the tits on that momma, whoa baby, I wish I was that kid, I wanna suck those milk-duds". Or, "I saw a dog licking his balls, and wished I could do that, so the dog said, "be my guest"' and away I went. And there is also a meaning of sexual excitement whenever we see a cow being milked. So I guess both countries meanings of the word are pretty much exactly the same!--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:32, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
      • Yeah, but it's normal here. Pup 05:44 19 Feb '12

edit RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 1 walking dong
- Ineligible for nomination - blocked twice in the last month.
  • Symbol for vote Penis. Penis? Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Also, penis. Penis? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Feb 19 '12 2:47 (UTC)
    • @Bizzeebeever Sign yer votes, mon. Sign yer votes. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 21:49, 02/18/2012
      • Damnit mon. *shifty eyes* ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Feb 19 '12 2:47 (UTC)
      • You and your ruuuuuuules, Spaceman. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Feb 19 '12 3:31 (UTC)
        • He'll always be a pervert to me. Pup 03:39 19 Feb '12
          • You and the entire St. Victor's Convent of Fresno, California. -RAHB 07:03, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
          • @Bizzeebeever Don't worry. If he doesn't get banned this month, he's eligible for nomination next month. Also, the link reminds me of the Cee Lo Green song of the same name.
            @Puppy Me? Or RAHB? ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 04:53, 02/19/2012
            • All of the above. Pup 06:38 19 Feb '12

edit March

edit Maniac1075 (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4
  • Pervy of the pervs, Maniac1075 lives the life of a nomad while eating his mom's cooking while I eat his mom. It's quite a scene in the kitchen, with his naked grandpa videotaping all of that. I suggest washing up, then going to Maniac's user page and looking near the bottom where the article template is. You have to click to open the different sections, but remember, I didn't suggest you open them. Aleister 18:00 1-3-'12
  • For. You make quite a compelling argument, Aleister. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 18:05, 03/01/2012
  • Symbol for vote For.Mwuah hahahhahah...--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 04:13, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
  • For More likely to win than me... - NotReallyMyUsername t c u 2012-03-25T22:33

edit Tasmania (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Nom/For Just for choosing such a filthy name. And possibly having two heads. Pup 02:57 02 Mar '12
  • Tasmania, the only Australian state where it the norm for your family trees to have circles in it, (My chemistry teacher said that in class once, true story) ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:11, March 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • For Because he has the sheer gal of suggesting I'm cyberbullying Justin Bieber lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:05, March 15, 2012 (UTC)
  1. If we both don't win, equally, I'll riot by flooding this place with new wrestler articles... and you know you don't want that :P --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 23:39, March 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit Fuck cunt slut bitch whore jerk-off rottweiler wank

Score: +1

edit Mister McCocksucker the poopth

Score: +1
  • Viva la resistance! --Tophat headless 06:36, March 1, 2012 (UTC)
  • Ineligible for nomination. Not a real user. ~Pleb Sig-banner the magic! Dan the Hedgehog TheHappySpaceman Eclipse BANANA BATLETH 17:44, 03/01/2012

edit April

edit Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 2

edit Sockpuppet of an unregistered user (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

edit May

edit Roman Dog Bird (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 5

edit June



Sadly, I feel obliged not to vote because I was traumatized by Penisbaron.jpg when I was younger. : ( Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 4 June 2012

edit RAHB (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6 walking dongs
  • One of the original nominees, RAHB continues to be as pervy as possible. And he deserves the award more than your mother. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:44, 06/03/2012
  • King Dick. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 22:53, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  • As an anthropomorphized, walking penis, RAHB deserves to win this more than any of the previous nominees. In fact, because he was not given this award for the past three months running, I have no choice but to assume that the entire award process is a sham and a fraud. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 0:26 (UTC)
    Hypothetical question: If one were to be a pervert in every possible way that doesn't involve other people's dicks, giant penises without a body or dildos of varying sizes and detailedness, how would that person measure up to someone whose perversion predominantly involves penises? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:24, 4 June 2012
    You mean this first person doesn't have a dong? Or do you mean they're just "into" things like bulldozers and alarm clocks? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 8:33 (UTC)
    The person has a dong alright. He just doesn't like anything that involves dongs not (naturally) attached to himself. And the hypothetical person in question would be into bulldozers and alarm clocks, and several other things too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:55, 4 June 2012
    But it's a well-known fact that the dong is the "seat" of perversion, much like the heart is the seat of emotions. Dare you speak against Aristotle, thou, Philistine? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 10:19 (UTC)
    I wouldn't dareth. But doest thou needeth more than one? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:55, 5 June 2012
  • For sure! Well deserved. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:06, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote THIS IS PINGAS --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-06-20T23:17
  • This man is so pervy he fucked my mom while blowing my dad while me dog was giving him a rim job. I sat back and whacked off watching the whole thing, but can't say I'm proud of it because there was stuff in my mouth that I don't even know where it came from. RAHB was one of my first mentors here, and I'm still sore from it. Aleister 16:10 27-6-'12

edit July

edit Kırby (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 4 My Little Pony dolls with "other parts" if you know what I mean

edit August

edit Matthlock (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 7
  • Nom and for. Just look at this and you'll see exactly what I mean. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 23:22, 08/02/2012
  • Symbol for vote Self-vote Yes I am a perv. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:04, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote Oh yeah! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:17, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. I bet he looks at Wikipedia:MediaWiki:Bad image list. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 14:19, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Eeyup. --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-08-12T06:06
    • @Kïrby Yay for using your catchphrase that I created but actually stole from your favorite show's only existing male character! ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 07:32, 08/12/2012
  • PurpleDickVote Boner. Although I know he's going to derive some sick sort of pleasure from winning...which is very sexy. -RAHB 19:41, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
  • asked me to, and he keeps peeing all over my talk page --Lee Harvey Osmond (talk) 02:27, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3

edit September

edit Zombiebaron (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 6

edit October

(No winners this month)

edit November

edit Frosty (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 3
  • Why the fuck not?! --Perv of the month Кıяву Тαгк Сойтяıвs 2012-10-10T03:25
  • Kirby said it best. ~[ths] UotM Eclipse Craproll MotM BePrepared 20:44, 10/17/2012
  • Symbol for vote Hell yes Nobody has ever made more 'gay' jokes than the sexually ambiguous Frosty. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:56, November 17, 2012 (UTC)

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