...shamelessly criticize how bad your drawings are, when they have never drawn anything themselves.
...tell you to "GTFO"-- get the ████ off-- but if you do (close your account), they will still laugh at you and call you names.
...will, when you have obviously won the argument, call you one of five names: "furfag," "fail," "gay," "n00b," or "loser," not knowing/caring that none of those names are in the least bit offensive.
...use a kind of code talk using numbers called "Leetness" to call you names behind your back, not knowing/caring that everybody already knows it like the backs of their hands.
...say that you deserve to be on Encyclopedia Dramatica, obviously forgetting that it was changed into "OhInternet" or whatever and that the mirror site is about as used as Nupedia.
...pick out people to troll by seeing if they have pages on LurkMoarPedia the new ED, not knowing/caring that those same people get about 100 trolls a day, and take each new troll like a grain of sand.
...use 4chan/ED in-jokes that have already been used 1,000 times before. And they love it.
...say that anything relating to Sonic the Hedgehog is "horrible, effing horse████," then go off and play Grand Theft Auto or watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
...are part of the Internet group called "Anonymous," but have only joined to hide the fact that they're actually the people I will describe in paragraph 14.
...claim you're a coward when you block them, when the only real reason you blocked them is so you won't have to put up with their bull████ spamming up your inbox every day.
...call their trolling "cool," and then call actually doing something with your life besides sitting on your arse all day "stupid."
...will sometimes make other sockpuppet accounts just so they can have new ways of trolling people when they are blocked.
...are, when you get down to it, fat 37-year-old men who don't have girlfriends and still live with their parents eating chicken strips while sitting around at the computer in their basement all day.