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The Grand Padishah is an egomaniacal fuck who was briefly the Padishah Emperor reigning on the Golden Lion Throne, before the Landsraad removed him for snorting spice. After that he travelled to the Star Wars galaxy and made a Wookie fur coat before the Empire arrested him for acting as a Twi'lek pimp. Then he went to Star Trek universe and tried to iron out a Klingon's forehead. Lately his career has been down due to a number of organizations pursuing him, angry red suited midgets demanding their garmonbozia back and watching Eraserhead while on acid. His full title is:
The Grand Padishah, Master of the Golden Lion Throne and Padishah Emperor of the Imperium of the Known Universe, the Pimp-king of Hoth, Endor and Tatooine, Lord of the Fur, He Who Makes Ludicrous Amounts of Money, the Pervert of a Thousand Faces, the Ironer of Klingons, the Thief of the Black Lodge, Stealer of the Garmonbozia, He Who Watches Eraserhead on Acid Then Freaks the Fuck Out.
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