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“This page is about TheBrightBeast.”
“Metal is the best music.”
“Worship me or I will torture you forever”
Yeah, this is my page. If you have SERIOUS problems post here, or on my talk if you have less serious problems. Please direct general inquiries to my talk (or that brick wall over there). This page is only for:
- my about me
- messages from admins
- updates on my situation
Thankyou and good day.
If anyone can help with making this article tidier, then feel free to edit above the line. BUT NO DESTRUCTION PLEASE :D See my talk page on things I would like added.
DO NOT EDIT ABOVE THIS LINE UNLESS YOU ARE ME (OR AN ADMIN). DOPPELGÄNGERS ARE NOT ME SO PISS OFF!!
edit About Me
OK... I'm a 15 year old male who lives in Devizes,UK. This is my user page (obviously)
edit Things I Hate
- rap music
- when I walk outside and a giraffe kicks me in the balls
- little children
- annoying assholes who play drum and bass loudly on the bus
- strict adults
- people in general
- 8 year olds on xbox live (SHUT THE FUCK UP NO-ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR PISSING SQUEAKY VOICE
- bad things
- the BNP
edit Things I Like
edit Urgent Messages (EDIT HERE PLEASE IF URGENT MESSAGES)
| This page is a work in progress|
But let's give it a chance. The author will finish it later.
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