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Latest revision as of 22:47, April 6, 2009

NiggaPlease
 This article looks like shit.
The author is too much of a dumb fuck to format it correctly. Please
fix it.


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♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
Sign11 This user is a pedophile

As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.

User:Akrabbim/UBX/Ducky

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Now go away.

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
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Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
—
This space for rent.


Chickenbox2.0 This user raises their own chickenbox.
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Euroipods1 This user supports the giving away of free iPods.
[insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.


DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random peculiar marshmallow that eaten his urethra inside of your marshmallow so you must jump him/her with your peculiar marshmallow.

#CE4BA3

Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore.
Pikachuevolving This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore.
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Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head












US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)
No hammer and sickle This user is an

Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!

LeprechaunMoon This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.


Straight This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

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Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

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Maddox This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.


NAV dark This user is a Net Authority Violator


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Head on

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simp This user does not like userboxes, and grimaces at the thought of having this abomination on his\her userpage!


? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
NO times.

#CE4BA3

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Pegasus small This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn. No unicorn small


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.


Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


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Please avoid direct contact.
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Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
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ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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MEH This user redefines lazy.
Musicalnote

Through the fire and the flames this user carries on!

Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
NO This user doesn't care.
Rockylips

This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

hey! The above wasn't my fault!


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ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
MS-N This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Sunglasses This user is actually not Sunny bacon. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

This user has been punished on the Un-Bestiary.

NO This user doesn't care.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
Gnome-speakernotes This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.


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FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS IS SPARTA!
Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter B and the number 1.3E7900.

Hwinkler

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, and that he should GET SOME SICK

You are not Thinkerer This user is not The Thinkerer.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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