User:The4sword

UnUserboxes ♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. This user is right-handed. In Latin they would be Dexter. This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to. This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades. This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so. This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots. This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis. See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas. No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama. <-- See? Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me. What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama. Whoa! You made it! Good job!! Now go away. This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! Ubx- Crapload This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page. This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does. — This space for rent. This user raises their own chickenbox. Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes. RENT This space for rent. Call 1-800-666-6666. This user supports the giving away of free iPods. [insert content here] This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked. This user is the random despicable CD that constructed his breast inside of your CD so you must pasteurize him/her with your despicable CD. #B24AB8 This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. This user got Pokémon Pearl because they are a corporate whore. This user can see what you don't. Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense. This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user is an anti-Texan And is a suspect of terrorism (List of other anti-Texans) This user is an Anti-Communist, ... and is unabashedly American! This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.