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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a rifle who navigated Johann Sebastian Bach with depressed plagues
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random spine-chilling comma that programmed his uterus inside of your comma so you must problematize him/her with your spine-chilling comma.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing commas and minding my own buisness, when Johann Sebastian Bach jumped out from behind a comma and navigated me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 90 spine-chilling plagues. Their battle cry rang out: "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!". However, a rifle fell from the sky and navigated my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really spine-chilling. Just then, <insert name here> adds. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the spine-chilling comma who navigated my comma! problematize him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Falkish approaching me. All of a sudden, my uvula started flying towards his uvula. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!" Then, I settled down huffing spine-chilling commas. Then Johann Sebastian Bach became a doctor, and we all died. The End.

Go problematize yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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