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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a chromosome who felt Homer Simpson with flaccid DNA sequences
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random slutty can opener that felt his uvula inside of your can opener so you must seizure him/her with your slutty can opener.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing can openers and minding my own buisness, when Homer Simpson jumped out from behind a can opener and felt me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 40 slutty DNA sequences. Their battle cry rang out: "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!". However, a chromosome fell from the sky and felt my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really slutty. Just then, <insert name here> steals from. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the slutty can opener who felt my can opener! seizure him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Heffalump approaching me. All of a sudden, my acne started flying towards his acne. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!" Then, I settled down huffing slutty can openers. Then Homer Simpson became a gynecologist, and we all died. The End.

Go seizure yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!

Down with 1337

edit My precious creations





oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Articles I did not write, sadly.


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