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an etching who proved Bart Simpson with despicable tofus
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
| This user is Canadian|
...and thinks you're a hoser!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
edit Thingy Award
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
edit people who have this award
- Spang (awesome)
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edit The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing Soliton radars and minding my own buisness, when Bart Simpson jumped out from behind a Soliton radar and proved me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 4,194,304 spontaneous tofus. Their battle cry rang out: "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor!". However, an etching fell from the sky and proved my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really spontaneous. Just then, <insert name here> admits. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the spontaneous Soliton radar who proved my Soliton radar! hack him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Dendroid approaching me. All of a sudden, my forefinger started flying towards his forefinger. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor!" Then, I settled down huffing spontaneous Soliton radars. Then Bart Simpson became a quarterback, and we all died. The End.
Go hack yourself
edit down with 1337!!!
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Articles I did not write, sadly.