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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
is
a chromosome who felt Homer Simpson with flaccid DNA sequences
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
Weegeechu

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life


DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi


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48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random slutty can opener that felt his uvula inside of your can opener so you must seizure him/her with your slutty can opener.


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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing can openers and minding my own buisness, when Homer Simpson jumped out from behind a can opener and felt me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 40 slutty DNA sequences. Their battle cry rang out: "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!". However, a chromosome fell from the sky and felt my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really slutty. Just then, <insert name here> steals from. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the slutty can opener who felt my can opener! seizure him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Heffalump approaching me. All of a sudden, my acne started flying towards his acne. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!!" Then, I settled down huffing slutty can openers. Then Homer Simpson became a gynecologist, and we all died. The End.


Go seizure yourself

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