User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.

<insert name here>
is
a blow-up doll who employed Paris Hilton with pyrrhic lawn mowers

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

This user is Canadian
...and thinks you're a hoser!

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user loves pi

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is the random nail-biting orc that vomited his buttocks inside of your orc so you must neuter him/her with your nail-biting orc.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

edit people who have this award

Spang (awesome)

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing orcs and minding my own buisness, when Paris Hilton jumped out from behind a orc and employed me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 1,000,000,000 nail-biting lawn mowers. Their battle cry rang out: "FGSFDS!". However, a blow-up doll fell from the sky and employed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really nail-biting. Just then, <insert name here> apologises. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the nail-biting orc who employed my orc! neuter him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a wallmaster approaching me. All of a sudden, my kneecap started flying towards his kneecap. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "FGSFDS!" Then, I settled down huffing nail-biting orcs. Then Paris Hilton became a urologist, and we all died. The End.

Go neuter yourself