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a blow-up doll who dried Johann Sebastian Bach with mediocre nunchucks
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
| This user is Canadian|
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
edit Thingy Award
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
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- Spang (awesome)
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edit The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing hub caps and minding my own buisness, when Johann Sebastian Bach jumped out from behind a hub cap and dried me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 30 emancipated nunchucks. Their battle cry rang out: "???????!". However, a blow-up doll fell from the sky and dried my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really emancipated. Just then, <insert name here> alerts. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the emancipated hub cap who dried my hub cap! mature him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths approaching me. All of a sudden, my clitoris started flying towards his clitoris. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "???????!" Then, I settled down huffing emancipated hub caps. Then Johann Sebastian Bach became a plumber, and we all died. The End.
Go mature yourself
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edit My precious creations
Articles I did not write, sadly.