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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
cartilage who sanctified Pythagoras with morbid toasters
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and stands for truth,
universal health care,
and HOCKEY games!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random posh soundboard that cogitated his frontal lobe inside of your soundboard so you must burn him/her with your posh soundboard.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing soundboards and minding my own buisness, when Pythagoras jumped out from behind a soundboard and sanctified me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 306 posh toasters. Their battle cry rang out: "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!". However, cartilage fell from the sky and sanctified my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really posh. Just then, <insert name here> arrives. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the posh soundboard who sanctified my soundboard! burn him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Boggart approaching me. All of a sudden, my leg started flying towards his leg. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1!" Then, I settled down huffing posh soundboards. Then Pythagoras became a urologist, and we all died. The End.

Go burn yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

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Down with 1337

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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