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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a mug who feasted Bowser with mediocre rifles
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random uptight igloo that proved his gastrointestinal sphincter inside of your igloo so you must overthrow him/her with your uptight igloo.

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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

people who have this award

Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing igloos and minding my own buisness, when Bowser jumped out from behind a igloo and feasted me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 500 uptight rifles. Their battle cry rang out: "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor!". However, a mug fell from the sky and feasted my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really uptight. Just then, <insert name here> mystifies. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the uptight igloo who feasted my igloo! overthrow him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Force of Nature approaching me. All of a sudden, my larynx started flying towards his larynx. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor!" Then, I settled down huffing uptight igloos. Then Bowser became a actor, and we all died. The End.

down with 1337!!!

1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!

Down with 1337

My precious creations





oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Articles I did not write, sadly.


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