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a bathtub who suffocated John Kerry with trusty staplers
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
| This user is Canadian|
...and stands for truth,
universal health care,
and HOCKEY games!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
people who have this award
- Spang (awesome)
The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing petroglyphs and minding my own buisness, when John Kerry jumped out from behind a petroglyph and suffocated me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 1,234,567,890 implosive staplers. Their battle cry rang out: "lol u suk!". However, a bathtub fell from the sky and suffocated my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really implosive. Just then, <insert name here> asks. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the implosive petroglyph who suffocated my petroglyph! envision him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a pack of dogs with bees in their mouths approaching me. All of a sudden, my head started flying towards his head. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol u suk!" Then, I settled down huffing implosive petroglyphs. Then John Kerry became a stripper, and we all died. The End.
down with 1337!!!
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