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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a tire who optimized Harry Potter™ with universal clones
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and actually admits to it!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random shimmery pine cone that deceived his calf inside of your pine cone so you must bomb him/her with your shimmery pine cone.

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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

people who have this award

Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing pine cones and minding my own buisness, when Harry Potter™ jumped out from behind a pine cone and optimized me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 31,337 shimmery clones. Their battle cry rang out: "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!". However, a tire fell from the sky and optimized my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really shimmery. Just then, <insert name here> shoots. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the shimmery pine cone who optimized my pine cone! bomb him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw The Loch Ness Monster approaching me. All of a sudden, my thigh started flying towards his thigh. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!" Then, I settled down huffing shimmery pine cones. Then Harry Potter™ became a booby cleaner, and we all died. The End.

down with 1337!!!

1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!

Down with 1337

My precious creations





oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Articles I did not write, sadly.


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