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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a cob who ate Hugh Hefner with transparent lawn mowers
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random oozing magma that matured his skull inside of your magma so you must deconstruct him/her with your oozing magma.

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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

people who have this award

Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing magmas and minding my own buisness, when Hugh Hefner jumped out from behind a magma and ate me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 36,540 oozing lawn mowers. Their battle cry rang out: "lawlz!". However, a cob fell from the sky and ate my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really oozing. Just then, <insert name here> litigates. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the oozing magma who ate my magma! deconstruct him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a blob of of gooey green stuff approaching me. All of a sudden, my lymph node started flying towards his lymph node. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lawlz!" Then, I settled down huffing oozing magmas. Then Hugh Hefner became a television writer, and we all died. The End.

down with 1337!!!

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Down with 1337

My precious creations





oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Articles I did not write, sadly.


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