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a pastry who blessed Wario with mirthful blenders
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
| This user is Canadian|
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
people who have this award
- Spang (awesome)
The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing codpeices and minding my own buisness, when Wario jumped out from behind a codpeice and blessed me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of n moist blenders. Their battle cry rang out: "lol wtf!". However, a pastry fell from the sky and blessed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really moist. Just then, <insert name here> gives. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the moist codpeice who blessed my codpeice! geld him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Zerg rush approaching me. All of a sudden, my underarm hair started flying towards his underarm hair. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol wtf!" Then, I settled down huffing moist codpeices. Then Wario became a waiter, and we all died. The End.
down with 1337!!!
1 707411-/ 5|_|DP0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!
My precious creations
Articles I did not write, sadly.