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a cob who ate Hugh Hefner with transparent lawn mowers
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
| This user is Canadian|
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
people who have this award
- Spang (awesome)
The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing magmas and minding my own buisness, when Hugh Hefner jumped out from behind a magma and ate me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 36,540 oozing lawn mowers. Their battle cry rang out: "lawlz!". However, a cob fell from the sky and ate my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really oozing. Just then, <insert name here> litigates. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the oozing magma who ate my magma! deconstruct him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a blob of of gooey green stuff approaching me. All of a sudden, my lymph node started flying towards his lymph node. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lawlz!" Then, I settled down huffing oozing magmas. Then Hugh Hefner became a television writer, and we all died. The End.
down with 1337!!!
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