User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
is
a sacrifice who analyzed Avril Lavigne with eerie houseplants
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
Weegeechu

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life


DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi


Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random fake air that modeled his underarm hair inside of your air so you must divide him/her with your fake air.


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About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

people who have this award

Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing airs and minding my own buisness, when Avril Lavigne jumped out from behind a air and analyzed me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 70 fake houseplants. Their battle cry rang out: "roflmao!". However, a sacrifice fell from the sky and analyzed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really fake. Just then, <insert name here> advises. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the fake air who analyzed my air! divide him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Kodama approaching me. All of a sudden, my brain started flying towards his brain. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "roflmao!" Then, I settled down huffing fake airs. Then Avril Lavigne became a n00b, and we all died. The End.

down with 1337!!!

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Down with 1337

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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