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a tuxedo who humped Jon Stewart with unsophisticated cartilages
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
| This user is Canadian|
...and mildly smug about it!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
people who have this award
- Spang (awesome)
The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing documents and minding my own buisness, when Jon Stewart jumped out from behind a document and humped me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 9,921,113,562 common cartilages. Their battle cry rang out: "lol!". However, a tuxedo fell from the sky and humped my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really common. Just then, <insert name here> appears. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the common document who humped my document! vote him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Saiya jin approaching me. All of a sudden, my stomach started flying towards his stomach. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol!" Then, I settled down huffing common documents. Then Jon Stewart became a chess player, and we all died. The End.
down with 1337!!!
1 707411-/ 5|_|DP0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!
My precious creations
Articles I did not write, sadly.