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== The Best Story in the World ==
 
== The Best Story in the World ==
 
One day, I was huffing {{noun}}s and minding my own buisness, when {{name}} jumped out from behind a {{noun}} and {{verb past tense}} me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of {{number}} {{adjective}} {{noun plural}}. Their battle cry rang out: "{{N00blet}}!". However, {{noun indefinite}} fell from the sky and {{verb past tense}} my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really {{adjective}}. Just then, {{USERNAME}} {{verb singular}}. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the {{adjective}} {{noun}} who {{verb past tense}} my {{noun}}! {{verb}} him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw {{monster}} approaching me. All of a sudden, my {{Body Part}} started flying towards his {{Body Part}}. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "{{N00blet}}!" Then, I settled down huffing {{adjective}} {{noun}}s. Then {{name}} became a {{job}}, and we all died. The End.
 
One day, I was huffing {{noun}}s and minding my own buisness, when {{name}} jumped out from behind a {{noun}} and {{verb past tense}} me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of {{number}} {{adjective}} {{noun plural}}. Their battle cry rang out: "{{N00blet}}!". However, {{noun indefinite}} fell from the sky and {{verb past tense}} my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really {{adjective}}. Just then, {{USERNAME}} {{verb singular}}. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the {{adjective}} {{noun}} who {{verb past tense}} my {{noun}}! {{verb}} him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw {{monster}} approaching me. All of a sudden, my {{Body Part}} started flying towards his {{Body Part}}. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "{{N00blet}}!" Then, I settled down huffing {{adjective}} {{noun}}s. Then {{name}} became a {{job}}, and we all died. The End.
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== down with 1337!!! ==
 
== down with 1337!!! ==

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Onglue <insert name here>
is
a beach ball who insulted Bob Barker with vigilant sticks
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
Weegeechu

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life


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...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi


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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random slutty cod that dried his pupil inside of your cod so you must feel him/her with your slutty cod.


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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
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edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing cods and minding my own buisness, when Bob Barker jumped out from behind a cod and insulted me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 slutty sticks. Their battle cry rang out: "STFU N00b!!". However, a beach ball fell from the sky and insulted my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really slutty. Just then, <insert name here> insults. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the slutty cod who insulted my cod! feel him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Shreth approaching me. All of a sudden, my gluteus maximus started flying towards his gluteus maximus. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "STFU N00b!!" Then, I settled down huffing slutty cods. Then Bob Barker became a stripper, and we all died. The End.


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