User:The.original.joe.shmoe
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my anti-BENSON.
| <insert name here> is an etching who piloted Barack Obama with sumptuous tanks |
βIn Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!β
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
| | This user is Canadian ...and thinks you're a hoser! |
| ... | This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered. |
| | This user loves pi |
| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. |
| | This user is the random cute jellybean that employed his breast inside of your jellybean so you must advocate him/her with your cute jellybean. |
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[edit] About
This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
[edit] Thingy Award
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
| Thingy Award I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh Just because I felt like it. Congradulations |
[edit] people who have this award
- Spang (awesome)
[edit] Hee Hee
I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!
[edit] The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing jellybeans and minding my own buisness, when Barack Obama jumped out from behind a jellybean and piloted me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 1,336 cute tanks. Their battle cry rang out: "lmao!". However, an etching fell from the sky and piloted my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really cute. Just then, <insert name here> quantifies. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the cute jellybean who piloted my jellybean! advocate him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw an Utraean approaching me. All of a sudden, my gastrointestinal sphincter started flying towards his gastrointestinal sphincter. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lmao!" Then, I settled down huffing cute jellybeans. Then Barack Obama became a judge, and we all died. The End.
Go advocate yourself
[edit] down with 1337!!!
1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!
[edit] My precious creations
Articles I did not write, sadly.




