User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.

<insert name here>
is
a hairball who swallowed Cloud Strife with erotic petroglyphs

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user loves pi

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is the random shaky ox that matured his salivary gland inside of your ox so you must putrefy him/her with your shaky ox.

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[edit] About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

[edit] Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

[edit] people who have this award

Spang (awesome)

[edit] Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!

[edit] The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing oxs and minding my own buisness, when Cloud Strife jumped out from behind a ox and swallowed me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 250 shaky petroglyphs. Their battle cry rang out: "lol wut!". However, a hairball fell from the sky and swallowed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really shaky. Just then, <insert name here> meditates. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the shaky ox who swallowed my ox! putrefy him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a centipede on crack approaching me. All of a sudden, my anus started flying towards his anus. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol wut!" Then, I settled down huffing shaky oxs. Then Cloud Strife became a judge, and we all died. The End.

Go putrefy yourself