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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a cowbell who lathered Scooter Libby with colossal operating systems
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random curative mug that proved his calf inside of your mug so you must untie him/her with your curative mug.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

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edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing mugs and minding my own buisness, when Scooter Libby jumped out from behind a mug and lathered me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 666 curative operating systems. Their battle cry rang out: "wtf that is so gay!!!11!". However, a cowbell fell from the sky and lathered my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really curative. Just then, <insert name here> meditates. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the curative mug who lathered my mug! untie him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw The Anti-Grue approaching me. All of a sudden, my belly button started flying towards his belly button. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "wtf that is so gay!!!11!" Then, I settled down huffing curative mugs. Then Scooter Libby became a cameraman, and we all died. The End.

Go untie yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!

Down with 1337

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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