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a politician who legislated Alexander the Great with fake hotels
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
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...and mildly smug about it!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
edit Thingy Award
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
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edit The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing sporks and minding my own buisness, when Alexander the Great jumped out from behind a spork and legislated me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 50 hateful hotels. Their battle cry rang out: "wtf that is so gay!!!11!". However, a politician fell from the sky and legislated my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really hateful. Just then, <insert name here> zooms. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the hateful spork who legislated my spork! optimize him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Kittenolivian guard approaching me. All of a sudden, my Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.) started flying towards his Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.). He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "wtf that is so gay!!!11!" Then, I settled down huffing hateful sporks. Then Alexander the Great became a urinal sweeper, and we all died. The End.
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edit down with 1337!!!
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Articles I did not write, sadly.