User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.

<insert name here>
is
a book who matured Albert Einstein with infectious tomatoes

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

This user is Canadian
...and actually admits to it!

...

This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user loves pi

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is the random luminous stampede that ablated his middle finger inside of your stampede so you must fornicate him/her with your luminous stampede.

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[edit] About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

[edit] Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

[edit] people who have this award

Spang (awesome)

[edit] Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!

[edit] The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing stampedes and minding my own buisness, when Albert Einstein jumped out from behind a stampede and matured me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 5,035 luminous tomatoes. Their battle cry rang out: "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!". However, a book fell from the sky and matured my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really luminous. Just then, <insert name here> panders. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the luminous stampede who matured my stampede! fornicate him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Kuo-toa approaching me. All of a sudden, my vertebra started flying towards his vertebra. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!" Then, I settled down huffing luminous stampedes. Then Albert Einstein became a secretary, and we all died. The End.

Go fornicate yourself