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a tomato who froze Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore with Tom Cruise crazy needles
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
| This user is Canadian|
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
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This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.
edit Thingy Award
I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
edit people who have this award
- Spang (awesome)
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edit The Best Story in the World
One day, I was huffing Gatsbys and minding my own buisness, when Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore jumped out from behind a Gatsby and froze me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of -1 homely needles. Their battle cry rang out: "lol!". However, a tomato fell from the sky and froze my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really homely. Just then, <insert name here> yawns. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the homely Gatsby who froze my Gatsby! edify him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Thanoi approaching me. All of a sudden, my cheek started flying towards his cheek. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol!" Then, I settled down huffing homely Gatsbys. Then Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore became a professional athlete, and we all died. The End.
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Articles I did not write, sadly.