User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
is
a kitten who swallowed Jim Carrey with ineffective hybrid engines
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows
Weegeechu

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life


DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi


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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random red leukemia that programmed his zit inside of your leukemia so you must disintegrate him/her with your red leukemia.


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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

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edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing leukemias and minding my own buisness, when Jim Carrey jumped out from behind a leukemia and swallowed me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 1,000,000 red hybrid engines. Their battle cry rang out: "lol u suk!". However, a kitten fell from the sky and swallowed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really red. Just then, <insert name here> arranges. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the red leukemia who swallowed my leukemia! disintegrate him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a flock of orlys approaching me. All of a sudden, my mustache started flying towards his mustache. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol u suk!" Then, I settled down huffing red leukemias. Then Jim Carrey became a waiter, and we all died. The End.


Go disintegrate yourself

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