User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.

<insert name here>
is
an etching who piloted Barack Obama with sumptuous tanks

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”

~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

This user is Canadian
...and thinks you're a hoser!

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user loves pi

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is the random cute jellybean that employed his breast inside of your jellybean so you must advocate him/her with your cute jellybean.

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[edit] About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

[edit] Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

[edit] people who have this award

Spang (awesome)

[edit] Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!

[edit] The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing jellybeans and minding my own buisness, when Barack Obama jumped out from behind a jellybean and piloted me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 1,336 cute tanks. Their battle cry rang out: "lmao!". However, an etching fell from the sky and piloted my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really cute. Just then, <insert name here> quantifies. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the cute jellybean who piloted my jellybean! advocate him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw an Utraean approaching me. All of a sudden, my gastrointestinal sphincter started flying towards his gastrointestinal sphincter. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lmao!" Then, I settled down huffing cute jellybeans. Then Barack Obama became a judge, and we all died. The End.

Go advocate yourself