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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a tuxedo who recollected Barbara Walters with sexy reindeer
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and actually admits to it!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random slippery peat moss that constructed his eyebrow inside of your peat moss so you must zap him/her with your slippery peat moss.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing peat mosss and minding my own buisness, when Barbara Walters jumped out from behind a peat moss and recollected me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 1,337 slippery reindeer. Their battle cry rang out: "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub!". However, a tuxedo fell from the sky and recollected my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really slippery. Just then, <insert name here> lolls. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the slippery peat moss who recollected my peat moss! zap him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Snork approaching me. All of a sudden, my Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.) started flying towards his Dunmer (because everyone loves and worships her.). He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub!" Then, I settled down huffing slippery peat mosss. Then Barbara Walters became a milkyman, and we all died. The End.

Go zap yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

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Down with 1337

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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