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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
an oven who admonished Vin Diesel with vast homotopies
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and is very opinionated
about snow tires, curling,
and the CBC!!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random defensive xanthochroi that destroyed his gallbladder inside of your xanthochroi so you must model him/her with your defensive xanthochroi.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing xanthochrois and minding my own buisness, when Vin Diesel jumped out from behind a xanthochroi and admonished me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of n defensive homotopies. Their battle cry rang out: "OMFG!!!!". However, an oven fell from the sky and admonished my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really defensive. Just then, <insert name here> alerts. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the defensive xanthochroi who admonished my xanthochroi! model him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw an Eredar approaching me. All of a sudden, my mediastinum started flying towards his mediastinum. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "OMFG!!!!" Then, I settled down huffing defensive xanthochrois. Then Vin Diesel became a computer programmer, and we all died. The End.

Go model yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

1 707411-/ 5|_|[]D[]P0|27 7|-|15 57|_|ff!!!1!

Down with 1337

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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