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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
tofu who sniffed Madonna with coruscating computers
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and thinks you're a hoser!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random cute igneous protrusion that cured his nose inside of your igneous protrusion so you must mystify him/her with your cute igneous protrusion.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing igneous protrusions and minding my own buisness, when Madonna jumped out from behind a igneous protrusion and sniffed me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 95,162 cute computers. Their battle cry rang out: "lol wtf!". However, tofu fell from the sky and sniffed my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really cute. Just then, <insert name here> attaches. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the cute igneous protrusion who sniffed my igneous protrusion! mystify him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Ninjasaurus rex approaching me. All of a sudden, my olfactory organs started flying towards his olfactory organs. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol wtf!" Then, I settled down huffing cute igneous protrusions. Then Madonna became a urinal sweeper, and we all died. The End.

Go mystify yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

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Down with 1337

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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