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    my anti-BENSON.
Onglue <insert name here>
a tomato who froze Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore with Tom Cruise crazy needles
“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

DrapeauCanada.png This user is Canadian
...and knows what
a block heater is!!
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

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DramaticQuestionMark This user is the random homely Gatsby that deliberated his large intestine inside of your Gatsby so you must edify him/her with your homely Gatsby.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Selfportrait Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.

edit people who have this award

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!! Bouncywikilogo

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing Gatsbys and minding my own buisness, when Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore jumped out from behind a Gatsby and froze me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of -1 homely needles. Their battle cry rang out: "lol!". However, a tomato fell from the sky and froze my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really homely. Just then, <insert name here> yawns. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the homely Gatsby who froze my Gatsby! edify him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Thanoi approaching me. All of a sudden, my cheek started flying towards his cheek. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "lol!" Then, I settled down huffing homely Gatsbys. Then Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore became a professional athlete, and we all died. The End.

Go edify yourself

edit down with 1337!!!

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Down with 1337

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oh dear, poor keyboard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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