User:The.original.joe.shmoe

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    my anti-BENSON.

<insert name here>
is
a banana who vomited Jesus with tawdry cadavers

“In Soviet Russia, Cows are YOU!!!”
~ Soviet Russian guy on cows

This is a self portrait of me. No, really. I look like this in real life

This user is Canadian
...and mildly smug about it!

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user loves pi

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is the random bloody peanut that sanctified his eyeball inside of your peanut so you must sell him/her with your bloody peanut.

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edit About

This user was born in Canada, In Winnipeg. He was unusual, as he didn't have antlers on his head. As a matter of fact, every single Canadian is unusual because they don't have any antlers on their head. Even though he likes cows, he is not a vegan. Everybody needs protien. He likes to talk about himself in the third person on his userpage on Uncyclopedia. His real name is Werjah Blomie.

edit Thingy Award

I do not give out the thingy Award. It used to be the cow award, but I abandoned it. When you don't recieve an award, it won't look like this:

Thingy Award
I hereby bestoweth on thee, the Thingy Award
with a level of awesome/exellent/great/okay/meh
Just because I felt like it.
Congradulations

edit people who have this award

Spang (awesome)

edit Hee Hee

I love this bouncy wikipedia thing!!!

edit The Best Story in the World

One day, I was huffing peanuts and minding my own buisness, when Jesus jumped out from behind a peanut and vomited me. This annoyed me, so I summoned an army of 1,336 bloody cadavers. Their battle cry rang out: "u suk fag!". However, a banana fell from the sky and vomited my foe into another dimension. I thought that was really bloody. Just then, <insert name here> apologises. Upon seeing me, he screamed: "There he is! That's the bloody peanut who vomited my peanut! sell him my pet!!!". Suddenly I saw a Lich approaching me. All of a sudden, my middle finger started flying towards his middle finger. He vapourized, and I screamed my victory yell: "u suk fag!" Then, I settled down huffing bloody peanuts. Then Jesus became a NASCAR driver, and we all died. The End.

Go sell yourself