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“I don't know why but I want to bang it...”
“Yeah, she was my lesbian lover for a while, a few fan fics, some yuri hentai... but then she had to go all family friendly”
Amy Rose is well known as Sonic's number one
stalker fangirl. She has a voodoo doll of him which she sticks Nine Inch Nails into whenever he looks at any other girl and starts sucking it off when he looks at her. She attacks anything blue and/or vaguely hedgehog shaped with the hope of bringing it to the ground and raping it. Thus has been the fate of many a promotional cardboard cutout.