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Neko Case is, shockingly enough, a singer. And not just a singer, she's a female singer. But more than a mediocre singer, she also doesn't like sex. At least, sex with men. Or women. Or humans. She has stated in interviews that she would rather give birth to a litter of puppies than one human child. Which could mean one of two things, that either she is a dog in disguise as a human or she really hates kids. If she was disguised as a dog, it would explain her inability to sing, which can best be described as two cats being shredded in a shredder and the shredder being put into a blender.

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