User:Thatdamnedfollowspot/Tech Week

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Yes, I named my sandbox "Tech Week." Don't patronize me, OK? Just look at my work(s) in progress, and quit bugging me about the page's title! It doesn't even ma- OK, OK, I'll change it. Just give me another 24 hours and I'll have it all taken care of, alright? No, I don't want to meet Fat Tony again. He was an asshole the first time I met him, a-

edit HowTo:Predict the Weather

So you want to predict the weather? Of course you do, that's why you're here! To predict the weather, you'll need to be a weatherman, which means you'll need to go to college. And to go to college, you'll need to have a lot of money. And to have a lot of money, you'll need to work. And who likes work? No one, that's who. Want to read more?

edit Someone spilt some coffee on the controls

JOHNSON!!! Why the hell isn't that huge weapon thing firing? We've got a war to win, and I'm not going to sit around and be blown to bits, dammit!

...what do you mean someone's spilt coffee on the controls? How much? Some? How much is some? Get the new guy to clean up the mess! And fix this mess pronto!

edit Userbox Testing

HitlerJamming This user listens to indie music, therefore he thinks that he is better than you.




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