User:Thatdamnedfollowspot

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Commander of the Order
Followspotwithhat


From the desk of Thatdamnedfollowspot
I'm back, motherfuckers.



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4 years and 24 days.

HitlerJamming This user listens to indie music, therefore they think they're better than you.
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edit Hello!

This may not be the page you were looking for. Are you looking in the right place? Because, whatever it is, I'm sad to say that you will not find it here. Try over there. But not there. Sick fuck.

I've been on Uncyclopedia since about two years before today, whether you knew it or not. If "Thatdamnedfollowspot" is too much for you to pronounce type, then you can just call me TDFS or any variation of my username. I don't really care, just as long as you don't make me do whatever it is that you kids are into these days, because I'm not like that. I'm a classy guy, dammit.

I will also try my best to not push the artists that I listen to on you, but it's hardwired in my blood. I've been put on many a restraining list because of that issue, so please bear with me until the shock collar starts to work.

Speaking of music, have you hear- BBBZZZZZZZZTTT!

I also forgot, my sandbox is free of charge for the public to vandalize. That also happens to be the place where you can see what I've been working on. But I doubt that you'd want to- seriously. Go away, you nosy bastard!

edit Articles and the like


For those of you that don't have rudimentary mathematics, here is a guide:

4 This user has written 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

edit Articles I've carved out of stone with my own teeth

HowTo:Predict the Weather
HowTo:Sell Ice to Eskimos (1st rewrite)
UnNews:World War III started over chicken nuggets

Symbol for vote Why?:You should get a new couch - Featured on the Why? namespace on 9.5.2010; the Main Page on 9.27.2010

edit Articles I'm piecing together

Note: These are not finished. If you must edit them, feel free to do so, just let me know or I might go insane.

Someone spilt some coffee on the controls
Artificial Grape Flavoring
Percussive maintenance
Living room

edit Articles I plan to create (at some point in the distant future)

Video Games in the 1800s

edit Articles I've nursed back to health

HowTo:Sell Ice to Eskimos

edit Articles I've abandoned, much like the Lower Ninth Ward

Neko Case

edit Awards

Over the short time that I've been here, I've been awarded awards. They are below for you to either mock, gaze upon, or show indifference.

GoldenShower Rejoice, Thatdamnedfollowspot! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
GoldenShower2
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
This user took part in Pee Week 2010 and finished with a positive score.

In recognition we hereby award them the title and rank of "A rather spiffing chap". Envious? Want to get templates, fans, stuff and more?

Review something! It's more fun than religion!

Whirlingstar
ArticleWhisperAwardBronze Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for the 1st The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution.
(See you at next week's meeting guys!)


(page last updated 8.25.2011)
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