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Commander of the Order
I've been on Uncyclopedia since about two years before today, whether you knew it or not. If "Thatdamnedfollowspot" is too much for you to
pronounce type, then you can just call me TDFS or any variation of my username. I don't really care, just as long as you don't make me do whatever it is that you kids are into these days, because I'm not like that. I'm a classy guy, dammit.
I will also try my best to not push the artists that I listen to on you, but it's hardwired in my blood. I've been put on many a restraining list because of that issue, so please bear with me until the shock collar starts to work.
Speaking of music, have you hear- BBBZZZZZZZZTTT!
I also forgot, my sandbox is free of charge for the public to vandalize. That also happens to be the place where you can see what I've been working on. But I doubt that you'd want to- seriously. Go away, you nosy bastard!
edit Articles and the like
| Featured Article: Why?:You should get a new couch|
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.
For those of you that don't have rudimentary mathematics, here is a guide:
edit Articles I've carved out of stone with my own teeth
- HowTo:Predict the Weather
- HowTo:Sell Ice to Eskimos (1st rewrite)
- UnNews:World War III started over chicken nuggets
edit Articles I'm piecing together
Note: These are not finished. If you must edit them, feel free to do so, just let me know or I might go insane.
- Someone spilt some coffee on the controls
- Artificial Grape Flavoring
- Percussive maintenance
- Living room
edit Articles I plan to create (at some point in the distant future)
edit Articles I've nursed back to health
edit Articles I've abandoned, much like the Lower Ninth Ward
short time that I've been here, I've been awarded awards. They are below for you to either mock, gaze upon, or show indifference.
|Rejoice, Thatdamnedfollowspot! You have been entitled to the |
Golden Shower Award
|For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.|
|This user took part in Pee Week 2010 and finished with a positive score.
In recognition we hereby award them the title and rank of "A rather spiffing chap". Envious? Want to get templates, fans, stuff and more?
Review something! It's more fun than eating!
|Article Whisperer Judge|