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“God created him and saw that he was good. And there was much rejoicing.”
“The best albino friend I've had in at least a year”
edit Early Life, Later Life, and Death
Because I only have so long to talk and remain within your attention span, I suggest instead that you read my autobiography, Why It's Bad to be Different: A Story of Success.
edit My Articles
Here are the few articles that I have contributed to this irresistibly witty wiki. Read them and allow yourself a half-hearted chuckle or two in the process:
edit Contact Me
Falling in love with me? No? Simply want to tell me how much you hate me? E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org. (I will block you if you stalk me or send me e-mails about how you're in my house and sign them with spooky names that you saw in Scream.) Feel like chatting over coffee anytime soon?