User:Thankyoubloke
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edit Shredder
In the stillness and the dark, before time even began, there was a violent little sprite called Shredder. After aeons of struggle, using arcane magics, Willow Rosenberg trapped Shredder inside all the paper shredders in the world, harnessing its terrible violence for a more productive purpose. However, Shredder got bored of slashing up paper, so Rosenberg instead trapped Shredder inside the chess program of the same name.
edit Chess Shredder
Shredder has won a number of computer chess tournaments since its inception. The majority of these victories were the result of extreme violence perpetrated against not only the other programs and the hardware upon which they were running but also their human operators.
| Year | Title |
|---|---|
| 1996 | Micro Computer World Champion |
| 1999 | Micro Computer World Champion |
| 2000 | Micro Computer World Champion |
| 2001 | Micro Computer World Champion Single CPU |
| 2002 | Blitz World Champion |
| 2003 | Blitz World Champion |
| 2004 | Blitz World Champion |
| 2005 | Blitz World Champion |
| 2007 | Blitz World Champion |
| 2010 | Chess Software World Champion |
edit Platforms
Shredder works on oil platforms.
