User:Tezza27

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“He is my boyfriend”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tezza27

edit Introducing the wonderful Tezza27

Tezza27 was born in the vibrant year of 1989 to a brain dead garbologist and a Party Lady. 'Tezza's Father' was and still is a brain dead drug and alcohol user and abuser and lives in a low income housing development with his current brain dead girlfriend kathy. Kathy is mother to 5 children and looks like a Cocaine addict. 'Tezza's Mother' Better known as 'no to this and no to that' wanted tezza to grow up to be a goth much to her disappointment Tezza turned out straight but was and still is completely screwed up from the years of her trying to get him to turn gay and have sex with men in the butt. 0005

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