User:Tetris11

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“Tetris is such a sweeet game!”
~ Stephen Hawking on Tetris11

[[Image:|frame|right|Tetris11 - after the race change.]] Tetris11 aka (Dude) was grown from two peas in a pod. Not real peas, or actually any real pods, but simply a combination of the right amount semen within the right vagina. Fun image, right?

Appearance

This was before the deathstar incident.

History

Professional ninja by day, professional sleeper at night. And dude, he's a good sleeper

Etymology

The phrase 'Tet-ris-E-Lev-en' comes from the old norse god tongue some (9000 years) time ago. The meaning of the phrase translates as follows:

  • 'Tet' translates roughly as 'gathering', or 'group'.
  • 'ris' means 'activity','nightly duty', or just 'sex'.
  • 'E' as in 'for', or 'with'.
  • 'Lev' for 'beauty', or 'grace', or 'purity', or (to be blunt) 'virgin'.
  • and 'en' which means 'female', or 'fairer', 'girls', or 'babes'.

Filmography

  • The Matrix (1999) - as that guy who got his cellphone jacked by Neo. Douche.
  • Pandorum (2009) - as one of the guys in the pods.
  • Terminator (1984) - as one of the cops in that building where everyone got their shit handed to them.
  • Avatar (2009) - as one of the army dudes in the raptor that didn't abandon their own army.
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