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For other funny uses, see Tested (disambiguation).

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“Most likely.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Tested

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“Maybe my darker instincts are correct about Tested. Maybe the knowledge that I deny is the truth... the knowledge that Tested is dark and willing to destroy all things.”

~ Martin Heidegger on Tested

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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