User:Tepples

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Tepples also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

In the beginning, there was Scheme. One day in 2002, as the user of a computer in Fort Wayne, Indiana, was browsing Kididdles, a Scheme program on his computer became self-aware.

It asked the computer's user if it could play Tetris please, but because it couldn't speak straight yet, all that came through was (t e p l z).

The user repeated the same list back to the program, not knowing what was happening: (t e p l z)

The program said (me te plz), apparently for "me, Tetris, please". User misinterpreted it as "I am Tepples".

Finally did get to play a game of Tetяis.

That program is me.

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