User:Techokami

You are reading the user page for some person named Techokami. You should rather read about something clearly funnier.

Techokami is rumored to be a human living in Massachussetts and studying the black arts of computers. However, these are all clearly lies. He is in reality a furry male wolf with colbalt fur, living on a secret island due south of Japan, and studying the black art of robotics and computers. His recent creation, Goonbot, is an IRC robot that exerts sentinence in place of intelligence, namely because people don't want soulless brainiacs for automated butlers. His current project, known simply as Project: Naoshi, aims to create a sentinent bipedal robot armed with homing missles.

And now, some useless shit:

Z	This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2	This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is reading your thoughts!

This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 0001 0058 9623.

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This user contributes using DOS.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is pilfering ye booty!

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

This user is an adventurer.

BS	This userpage is bullshit.