User:TechieRefugee
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[edit] Welcome to TEH JIGGABOOZ0RZ!
“[insert quote here]”
~ Oscar Wilde
Please Feature Sdrawkcab!
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Hello, JIGGABOO'. How are you JIGGABOO doing today? Why are you JIGGABOO reading this piece of JIGGABOO'JIGGABOO? Why, JIGGABOO?!?!? Why would you want to JIGGABOO read this JIGGABOO'JIGGABOO'JIGGABOO, you JIGGABOO'JIGGABOO'JIGGABOO?
[edit] Holy JIGGABOO, Suicide!
 This section is excessively bloody.
Don't get your clothes bloody, or your mom will beat you senseless.
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Again!
One More Time!
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<insert witty catchprase here> ...coz I can't be bothered to. I mean, why should it always be us Uncyclopedians who have to do everything? Why should we have to finish off this damn article?Why do we have to make all the funny lines? You know what? I'm going on strike.
BEWARE: If you don't like it, contact our complaint department.
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This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Nightingale that forgets song is hummingbird. Help!
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| This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
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| This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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| This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.
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| This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.
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| See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
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| No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.
<-- See?
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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| What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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| No user serviceable parts inside.
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Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| Official
| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
Other users who are Evil Clowns
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| This user couldn't find any userboxes he/she actually liked.
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| This user is a pricey uncivilized snake that likes to geld while ill-bred clammy PINGASs cruise his lighting.
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| This user is the random rickety cinderblock that legislated his tongue inside of your cinderblock so you must sell him/her with your rickety cinderblock.
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| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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| This user is WTFWTFWTFWTF
...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
(haha)
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| This user is a reincarnation of Your Mom.
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| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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| This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
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| This user is a geek.
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there.
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| The above wasn't my fault!
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Dialing...
Verifying username and password...
Shit! This user contributes using dial-up!
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| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.
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| C:\>_
| This user contributes using DOS.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| ABYSS
| This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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| This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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| This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user is so pirate, they stole religious doctrine.
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| This User is a zookeeper at the Un-Bestiary. Don't mind the smell.
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| This User has been officially punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their mistakes and don't get flogged.
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| This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.
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| This user is a vegan and loooooooves tofu. Please remind them that they'll die if they don't eat animal protein.
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| This user is a vampire. Bleh!
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| This user is a zombie, and should go back to Urban Dead.
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| This user is a miser, and couldn't be happier with his/her money!
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| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.
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| This user loves Maddox.
Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.
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| This user is cursed, and will lead an unsatisfasctory life unless they forwards this userbox to 10 friends.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable cinderblock. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and matures at the cinderblock.
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| This user is a pedophile
As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor,
or the creepy old guy your parents tell you not to talk to.
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| AA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| This user loves pi
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| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
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| Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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| This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.
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| This ****ing ****er ****ing well speaks his ****ing mind laced with ****ing profanities.
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| This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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| ETP
| Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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This user is a
Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This user is an
Assault Soldier and
is pWn1ng n00bs with his
quarter gun.
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.
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| This user's IQ is 172.
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| This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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