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In Latin they would be Dexter.
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See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas .
No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama .
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has never passed GO ,
and never collected $200.00 .
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama . It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama .
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there.
hey!
The above wasn't my fault!
Dialing... Verifying username and password... Shit! This user contributes using dial-up !
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This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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