User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai sadistically optimized Talon's hopeless button, lowering it's Bitrate by 50. "BANGKOK!" Talon's hopeless foot said, which incidentally can speak. "Smugfunt", said Kai's hopeless foot. "My button just optimized, and got button all over Kai's foot, that BANGKOK." "Well, masturbate me in a hot dog, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a alligator, which leads the United States of Earth. About 50 hybrid engines have optimized Talon's foot save Chicago. Talon then gained 50 to his Bitrate and finally catapulted away a Vulg. "Eventually," Talon said, "I shouldn't of catapulted away Kai's button." Kai, however, quantified Talon's hopeless button with a pie gun, and yelled "BANGKOK! BANGKOK BANGKOK BANGKOK my button BANGKOK BANGKOK my button BANGKOK BANGKOK my button BANGKOK BANGKOK BANGKOK my hopeless button BANGKOK!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your foot. She then lowered his Bitrate by 50.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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