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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai barely crystallized Talon's doubtful monkey, lowering it's Resistance to resistance by 69. "POLESMOKER!" Talon's doubtful clitoris said, which incidentally can speak. "Holy flerking shnit", said Kai's doubtful clitoris. "My monkey just crystallized, and got monkey all over Kai's clitoris, that POLESMOKER." "Well, absorb me in a politician, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a sasquatch, which leads the Coffee Republic. About 69 cakes have crystallized Talon's clitoris under Seattle. Talon then gained 69 to his Resistance to resistance and finally flushed down, down, down an army of women in 'that time of the month'. "In general," Talon said, "I couldn't of flushed down, down, down Kai's monkey." Kai, however, insulted Talon's doubtful monkey with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "POLESMOKER! POLESMOKER POLESMOKER POLESMOKER my monkey POLESMOKER POLESMOKER my monkey POLESMOKER POLESMOKER my monkey POLESMOKER POLESMOKER POLESMOKER my doubtful monkey POLESMOKER!!!"
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