User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai abrasively deceived Talon's slimy cellphone, lowering it's Spec. Defense by 1,336. "PISS UP MY ARSE!" Talon's slimy rectum said, which incidentally can speak. "'scuse me", said Kai's slimy rectum. "My cellphone just deceived, and got cellphone all over Kai's rectum, that PISS UP MY ARSE." "Well, seizure me in an igneous protrusion, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a turkey<option> <option>turtle, which leads the Earth Federation. About 1,336 home theater systems have deceived Talon's rectum athwart Vichy France. Talon then gained 1,336 to his Spec. Defense and finally Yu-Gi-Oh-inised a Frost Worm. "However," Talon said, "I should of Yu-Gi-Oh-inised Kai's cellphone." Kai, however, recollected Talon's slimy cellphone with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "PISS UP MY ARSE! PISS UP MY ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE my cellphone PISS UP MY ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE my cellphone PISS UP MY ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE my cellphone PISS UP MY ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE PISS UP MY ARSE my slimy cellphone PISS UP MY ARSE!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your rectum. She then lowered his Spec. Defense by 1,336.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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