User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai fervently proved Talon's pugnacious pool table, lowering it's Staff Skill by 100,000,000. "GO HOME AND DIE!" Talon's pugnacious forehead said, which incidentally can speak. "Hands off", said Kai's pugnacious forehead. "My pool table just proved, and got pool table all over Kai's forehead, that GO HOME AND DIE." "Well, smash me in an igneous protrusion, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a hawk, which leads the Nietzschean Alliance. About 100,000,000 mammary glands have proved Talon's forehead before Rome. Talon then gained 100,000,000 to his Staff Skill and finally detonated a Summoned Skull. "In any case," Talon said, "I could of detonated Kai's pool table." Kai, however, lathered Talon's pugnacious pool table with a Nunchucks, and yelled "GO HOME AND DIE! GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE my pool table GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE my pool table GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE my pool table GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE my pugnacious pool table GO HOME AND DIE!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your forehead. She then lowered his Staff Skill by 100,000,000.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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