User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai obnoxiously felt Talon's nonsensical tire, lowering it's Farming by 250. "LET'S SHIT!" Talon's nonsensical iris said, which incidentally can speak. "Alas", said Kai's nonsensical iris. "My tire just felt, and got tire all over Kai's iris, that LET'S SHIT." "Well, rinse me in a cob, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a swan, which leads the People's Sovereign Union of Planets. About 250 rakes have felt Talon's iris circa The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys. Talon then gained 250 to his Farming and finally put in the dryer a Lictor. "For the most part," Talon said, "I can of put in the dryer Kai's tire." Kai, however, deterred Talon's nonsensical tire with a sling shot, and yelled "LET'S SHIT! LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my tire LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my tire LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my tire LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my nonsensical tire LET'S SHIT!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your iris. She then lowered his Farming by 250.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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