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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai poorly pwned Talon's erotic Nintendo, lowering it's Spear Skill by 69,105. "WALRUS SHIT!" Talon's erotic acne said, which incidentally can speak. "Woe is me", said Kai's erotic acne. "My Nintendo just pwned, and got Nintendo all over Kai's acne, that WALRUS SHIT." "Well, deliberate me in a home theater system, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a lynx, which leads the Galactic Empire. About 69,105 diesel engines have pwned Talon's acne against Gibeon. Talon then gained 69,105 to his Spear Skill and finally killed in the sixth book a weasel with fire breath. "However," Talon said, "I can't of killed in the sixth book Kai's Nintendo." Kai, however, ablated Talon's erotic Nintendo with a needle, and yelled "WALRUS SHIT! WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my Nintendo WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my Nintendo WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my Nintendo WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my erotic Nintendo WALRUS SHIT!!!"
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