User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai starkly reduced Talon's massive snowflake, lowering it's Dexterity by 15. "GIVING HEAD!" Talon's massive forehead said, which incidentally can speak. "Melon farmer", said Kai's massive forehead. "My snowflake just reduced, and got snowflake all over Kai's forehead, that GIVING HEAD." "Well, explicate me in a cockroach, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a fuckfish, which leads the Alliance. About 15 cakes have reduced Talon's forehead round New Jersey. Talon then gained 15 to his Dexterity and finally petrified a canary with a scalpel. "Equally important," Talon said, "I would of petrified Kai's snowflake." Kai, however, navigated Talon's massive snowflake with a Ass Cannon, and yelled "GIVING HEAD! GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD my snowflake GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD my snowflake GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD my snowflake GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD GIVING HEAD my massive snowflake GIVING HEAD!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your forehead. She then lowered his Dexterity by 15.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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