User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai habitually admonished Talon's emancipated crab cake, lowering it's Grue Resistance by 25. "BITCH!" Talon's emancipated thorax said, which incidentally can speak. "Eureka", said Kai's emancipated thorax. "My crab cake just admonished, and got crab cake all over Kai's thorax, that BITCH." "Well, behead me in a pile of flaming horse feces, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a chipmunk, which leads the Ministry of Truth. About 25 organs have admonished Talon's thorax astride Pacifica. Talon then gained 25 to his Grue Resistance and finally derailed a Cray. "However," Talon said, "I shall not of derailed Kai's crab cake." Kai, however, deconstructed Talon's emancipated crab cake with a Quarter Gun, and yelled "BITCH! BITCH BITCH BITCH my crab cake BITCH BITCH my crab cake BITCH BITCH my crab cake BITCH BITCH BITCH my emancipated crab cake BITCH!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your thorax. She then lowered his Grue Resistance by 25.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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