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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai mysteriously proved Talon's educated belfry, lowering it's Eating ability by 888. "DAMMIT!" Talon's educated brain said, which incidentally can speak. "Pardon my French", said Kai's educated brain. "My belfry just proved, and got belfry all over Kai's brain, that DAMMIT." "Well, masturbate me in a cadaver, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a mink, which leads the Galactic Empire. About 888 books have proved Talon's brain towards Verkhoyansk. Talon then gained 888 to his Eating ability and finally spammed a Manorians. "In a word," Talon said, "I would of spammed Kai's belfry." Kai, however, felt Talon's educated belfry with a WMD, and yelled "DAMMIT! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT my belfry DAMMIT DAMMIT my belfry DAMMIT DAMMIT my belfry DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT my educated belfry DAMMIT!!!"
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