User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai mysteriously swallowed Talon's homely equestrian, lowering it's Revivification by 869,682. "INBRED!" Talon's homely lymph node said, which incidentally can speak. "Absolute ruin", said Kai's homely lymph node. "My equestrian just swallowed, and got equestrian all over Kai's lymph node, that INBRED." "Well, exercise me in a beach ball, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a lion, which leads the United Earth Directorate. About 869,682 etchings have swallowed Talon's lymph node across Noobland. Talon then gained 869,682 to his Revivification and finally disassembled an angry mob of soccer moms. "More than ever," Talon said, "I might not of disassembled Kai's equestrian." Kai, however, lathered Talon's homely equestrian with a needle, and yelled "INBRED! INBRED INBRED INBRED my equestrian INBRED INBRED my equestrian INBRED INBRED my equestrian INBRED INBRED INBRED my homely equestrian INBRED!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your lymph node. She then lowered his Revivification by 869,682.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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