User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai carefully DELETED! Talon's furry pea soup, lowering it's Wound Resistance by 888. "PISSHOLE!" Talon's furry clitoris said, which incidentally can speak. "Come again", said Kai's furry clitoris. "My pea soup just DELETED!, and got pea soup all over Kai's clitoris, that PISSHOLE." "Well, hack & slash me in fissile uranium, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a sheep, which leads the Asgard High Council. About 888 kittens have DELETED! Talon's clitoris above That Little Place with all the French-Speakers. Talon then gained 888 to his Wound Resistance and finally flamed an Alterran. "At long last," Talon said, "I can of flamed Kai's pea soup." Kai, however, eaten Talon's furry pea soup with a WMD, and yelled "PISSHOLE! PISSHOLE PISSHOLE PISSHOLE my pea soup PISSHOLE PISSHOLE my pea soup PISSHOLE PISSHOLE my pea soup PISSHOLE PISSHOLE PISSHOLE my furry pea soup PISSHOLE!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your clitoris. She then lowered his Wound Resistance by 888.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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