User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai peacefully agreed Talon's doubtful hideout, lowering it's Force by 250,000. "KNOBJOCKEY!" Talon's doubtful tail said, which incidentally can speak. "Stop the presses", said Kai's doubtful tail. "My hideout just agreed, and got hideout all over Kai's tail, that KNOBJOCKEY." "Well, weazen me in glycerin, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a fox, which leads the United States of Earth. About 250,000 scrolls have agreed Talon's tail toward Hell. Talon then gained 250,000 to his Force and finally Bob-omb'd a canary with a scalpel. "On the other hand," Talon said, "I may of Bob-omb'd Kai's hideout." Kai, however, suffocated Talon's doubtful hideout with a boomerang, and yelled "KNOBJOCKEY! KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY my hideout KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY my hideout KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY my hideout KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY KNOBJOCKEY my doubtful hideout KNOBJOCKEY!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your tail. She then lowered his Force by 250,000.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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