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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai 100% litigated Talon's megalomaniacal faceplant, lowering it's Strength by 709871523. "SACRAMENTO!" Talon's megalomaniacal kidney said, which incidentally can speak. "Woohoo", said Kai's megalomaniacal kidney. "My faceplant just litigated, and got faceplant all over Kai's kidney, that SACRAMENTO." "Well, vote me in a pile of flaming horse feces, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a poodle, which leads the Obsidian Order. About 709871523 salad forks have litigated Talon's kidney under Cape Feare. Talon then gained 709871523 to his Strength and finally shanked a Remorhaz. "For the most part," Talon said, "I should of shanked Kai's faceplant." Kai, however, sanctified Talon's megalomaniacal faceplant with a needle, and yelled "SACRAMENTO! SACRAMENTO SACRAMENTO SACRAMENTO my faceplant SACRAMENTO SACRAMENTO my faceplant SACRAMENTO SACRAMENTO my faceplant SACRAMENTO SACRAMENTO SACRAMENTO my megalomaniacal faceplant SACRAMENTO!!!"
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