User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai offensively recollected Talon's hideous Sparta, lowering it's Guts by 62,635,364. "WOP!" Talon's hideous right buttock said, which incidentally can speak. "Certainly", said Kai's hideous right buttock. "My Sparta just recollected, and got Sparta all over Kai's right buttock, that WOP." "Well, oscitate me in a book, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a whale, which leads the United Federation of Planets. About 62,635,364 blenders have recollected Talon's right buttock versus Yoshi's Island. Talon then gained 62,635,364 to his Guts and finally moved to the bottom of the food chain a really loud hamburger. "At the end of the day," Talon said, "I could of moved to the bottom of the food chain Kai's Sparta." Kai, however, broken Talon's hideous Sparta with a +1 broadsword, and yelled "WOP! WOP WOP WOP my Sparta WOP WOP my Sparta WOP WOP my Sparta WOP WOP WOP my hideous Sparta WOP!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your right buttock. She then lowered his Guts by 62,635,364.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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