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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai warmly added Talon's sexy neck, lowering it's Firemaking by 95. "ASSWIPE!" Talon's sexy dead skin cell said, which incidentally can speak. "'scuse me", said Kai's sexy dead skin cell. "My neck just added, and got neck all over Kai's dead skin cell, that ASSWIPE." "Well, recollect me in a diode, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a goat, which leads the Polish Inquisition. About 95 options have added Talon's dead skin cell past United Caddoan States. Talon then gained 95 to his Firemaking and finally bombed by terrorists a Progen. "In any case," Talon said, "I might of bombed by terrorists Kai's neck." Kai, however, deconstructed Talon's sexy neck with a towell, and yelled "ASSWIPE! ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE my neck ASSWIPE ASSWIPE my neck ASSWIPE ASSWIPE my neck ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE my sexy neck ASSWIPE!!!"
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