User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai rudely discombobulated Talon's rhythmic goose egg, lowering it's Intelligence by 1,000. "JACKASS!" Talon's rhythmic mouth said, which incidentally can speak. "Hold the phone", said Kai's rhythmic mouth. "My goose egg just discombobulated, and got goose egg all over Kai's mouth, that JACKASS." "Well, crystallize me in a petroglyph, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a beetle, which leads the Vulcan High Command. About 1,000 operating theaters have discombobulated Talon's mouth alongside Xanadu. Talon then gained 1,000 to his Intelligence and finally pushed off the Empire State Building a Khajiit. "For the most part," Talon said, "I shall not of pushed off the Empire State Building Kai's goose egg." Kai, however, matured Talon's rhythmic goose egg with a Nunchucks, and yelled "JACKASS! JACKASS JACKASS JACKASS my goose egg JACKASS JACKASS my goose egg JACKASS JACKASS my goose egg JACKASS JACKASS JACKASS my rhythmic goose egg JACKASS!!!"

Stfu teller
Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your mouth. She then lowered his Intelligence by 1,000.
Talon's girlfriend. STFU.
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