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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai fortissimo piloted Talon's huge snowflake, lowering it's Herblore by 0.5. "BASTARD!" Talon's huge knuckles said, which incidentally can speak. "Demon dogs", said Kai's huge knuckles. "My snowflake just piloted, and got snowflake all over Kai's knuckles, that BASTARD." "Well, frack me in a search engine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a turkey<option> <option>turtle, which leads the United States of Mexico. About 0.5 white boys have piloted Talon's knuckles at Southern State of Cree. Talon then gained 0.5 to his Herblore and finally hanged a pack of forest sharks. "After a long wait," Talon said, "I shouldn't of hanged Kai's snowflake." Kai, however, deterred Talon's huge snowflake with a WMD, and yelled "BASTARD! BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD my snowflake BASTARD BASTARD my snowflake BASTARD BASTARD my snowflake BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD my huge snowflake BASTARD!!!"
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