User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai eloquently baked Talon's intransigent anvil, lowering it's Ghost Powers by 15. "FUCKING FUCKFUCKER!" Talon's intransigent artery said, which incidentally can speak. "Wow", said Kai's intransigent artery. "My anvil just baked, and got anvil all over Kai's artery, that FUCKING FUCKFUCKER." "Well, edify me in an electron, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a platypus, which leads the United States of Mexico. About 15 kittens have baked Talon's artery per Outer Heaven. Talon then gained 15 to his Ghost Powers and finally mowed a legion of Slivers. "To sum up," Talon said, "I shouldn't of mowed Kai's anvil." Kai, however, navigated Talon's intransigent anvil with a shotgun, and yelled "FUCKING FUCKFUCKER! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER my anvil FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER my anvil FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER my anvil FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER FUCKING FUCKFUCKER my intransigent anvil FUCKING FUCKFUCKER!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your artery. She then lowered his Ghost Powers by 15.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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