User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai distastefully swallowed Talon's pale brisket, lowering it's Muscle by n. "WHITE RIGHTS!" Talon's pale fingernail said, which incidentally can speak. "My pleasure", said Kai's pale fingernail. "My brisket just swallowed, and got brisket all over Kai's fingernail, that WHITE RIGHTS." "Well, clapperclaw me in a politician, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a platypus, which leads the Confederation of North America. About n cadavers have swallowed Talon's fingernail throughout Tasmania. Talon then gained n to his Muscle and finally stung by mosquitoes an Aboleth. "Before long," Talon said, "I shall not of stung by mosquitoes Kai's brisket." Kai, however, feasted Talon's pale brisket with a pie gun, and yelled "WHITE RIGHTS! WHITE RIGHTS WHITE RIGHTS WHITE RIGHTS my brisket WHITE RIGHTS WHITE RIGHTS my brisket WHITE RIGHTS WHITE RIGHTS my brisket WHITE RIGHTS WHITE RIGHTS WHITE RIGHTS my pale brisket WHITE RIGHTS!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your fingernail. She then lowered his Muscle by n.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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