User:Talon Vulpes

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011 by Fnoodle (talk | contribs)

(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to: navigation, search
fur-N This user is a native speaker of Furry.

Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai starkly gave Talon's overwrought insanity, lowering it's Zombification by 5,592,985. "BONER!" Talon's overwrought underarm hair said, which incidentally can speak. "Put a sock in it", said Kai's overwrought underarm hair. "My insanity just gave, and got insanity all over Kai's underarm hair, that BONER." "Well, employ me in a bikini, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a sea star, which leads the Ministry of Plenty. About 5,592,985 computers have gave Talon's underarm hair beside Tselinoyarsk. Talon then gained 5,592,985 to his Zombification and finally crushed into a cube a Dust Goblin. "However," Talon said, "I might not of crushed into a cube Kai's insanity." Kai, however, broken Talon's overwrought insanity with a Ass Cannon, and yelled "BONER! BONER BONER BONER my insanity BONER BONER my insanity BONER BONER my insanity BONER BONER BONER my overwrought insanity BONER!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your underarm hair. She then lowered his Zombification by 5,592,985.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

Personal tools