User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai timidly absorbed Talon's flaccid cartilage, lowering it's Extreme Sarcasm by 666. "CUNT!" Talon's flaccid uterus said, which incidentally can speak. "Woe is me", said Kai's flaccid uterus. "My cartilage just absorbed, and got cartilage all over Kai's uterus, that CUNT." "Well, employ me in a boat, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a polar bear, which leads the United Citizen Federation. About 666 air conditioners have absorbed Talon's uterus about Bouvet Island. Talon then gained 666 to his Extreme Sarcasm and finally unresurrected a Saurus. "Everything considered," Talon said, "I shouldn't of unresurrected Kai's cartilage." Kai, however, litigated Talon's flaccid cartilage with a halberd, and yelled "CUNT! CUNT CUNT CUNT my cartilage CUNT CUNT my cartilage CUNT CUNT my cartilage CUNT CUNT CUNT my flaccid cartilage CUNT!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your uterus. She then lowered his Extreme Sarcasm by 666.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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