User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai hoarsely sanctified Talon's sheer llama, lowering it's Grue-Slaying by 777. "LOLCAT!" Talon's sheer ear said, which incidentally can speak. "What the hell", said Kai's sheer ear. "My llama just sanctified, and got llama all over Kai's ear, that LOLCAT." "Well, balkanize me in a mammary gland, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a pig, which leads the Alliance. About 777 papers have sanctified Talon's ear towards Inuit Kingdom. Talon then gained 777 to his Grue-Slaying and finally Goatse'd a Bount. "By and large," Talon said, "I could of Goatse'd Kai's llama." Kai, however, rewarded Talon's sheer llama with a crossbow, and yelled "LOLCAT! LOLCAT LOLCAT LOLCAT my llama LOLCAT LOLCAT my llama LOLCAT LOLCAT my llama LOLCAT LOLCAT LOLCAT my sheer llama LOLCAT!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your ear. She then lowered his Grue-Slaying by 777.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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