User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai noisily deceived Talon's lavish poodle, lowering it's Wit by 1,000,000,000. "FUCK!" Talon's lavish thorax said, which incidentally can speak. "Not at all", said Kai's lavish thorax. "My poodle just deceived, and got poodle all over Kai's thorax, that FUCK." "Well, exercise me in an operating system, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a gazelle, which leads the Obsidian Order. About 1,000,000,000 bananas have deceived Talon's thorax save Bilyad. Talon then gained 1,000,000,000 to his Wit and finally mowed a Namekian. "Generally speaking," Talon said, "I couldn't of mowed Kai's poodle." Kai, however, earned Talon's lavish poodle with a torpedo, and yelled "FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK my poodle FUCK FUCK my poodle FUCK FUCK my poodle FUCK FUCK FUCK my lavish poodle FUCK!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your thorax. She then lowered his Wit by 1,000,000,000.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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