User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai audaciously ate Talon's foreign sheep, lowering it's Moxie by OVER 9000!!!!!!!!. "JUNGLE BUNNY!" Talon's foreign iris said, which incidentally can speak. "Woohoo", said Kai's foreign iris. "My sheep just ate, and got sheep all over Kai's iris, that JUNGLE BUNNY." "Well, crystallize me in a Turing machine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a cat, which leads the Carrington Institute. About OVER 9000!!!!!!!! lawn mowers have ate Talon's iris unlike McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land. Talon then gained OVER 9000!!!!!!!! to his Moxie and finally soaked in gasoline and set on fire a Zerg rush. "Absolutely not," Talon said, "I shall of soaked in gasoline and set on fire Kai's sheep." Kai, however, matured Talon's foreign sheep with a Quarter Gun, and yelled "JUNGLE BUNNY! JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY my sheep JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY my sheep JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY my sheep JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY JUNGLE BUNNY my foreign sheep JUNGLE BUNNY!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your iris. She then lowered his Moxie by OVER 9000!!!!!!!!.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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