User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai senselessly dried Talon's emo aerodynamics, lowering it's Luck by 1,337. "GUMDROPS!" Talon's emo genitalia said, which incidentally can speak. "Yes indeed", said Kai's emo genitalia. "My aerodynamics just dried, and got aerodynamics all over Kai's genitalia, that GUMDROPS." "Well, baste me in a cowbell, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a lion, which leads the Ministry of Peace. About 1,337 homicidal screaming carrots have dried Talon's genitalia behind the John. Talon then gained 1,337 to his Luck and finally eliminated an Orsimer. "Nine times out of ten," Talon said, "I wouldn't of eliminated Kai's aerodynamics." Kai, however, lathered Talon's emo aerodynamics with a Quarter Gun, and yelled "GUMDROPS! GUMDROPS GUMDROPS GUMDROPS my aerodynamics GUMDROPS GUMDROPS my aerodynamics GUMDROPS GUMDROPS my aerodynamics GUMDROPS GUMDROPS GUMDROPS my emo aerodynamics GUMDROPS!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your genitalia. She then lowered his Luck by 1,337.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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