User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai colloquially constructed Talon's cryptic Wii, lowering it's Cooking Skill by -∞. "DICKHEAD!" Talon's cryptic foreskin said, which incidentally can speak. "You don't say", said Kai's cryptic foreskin. "My Wii just constructed, and got Wii all over Kai's foreskin, that DICKHEAD." "Well, edit me in an etching, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a monkey, which leads the Dalek Empire. About -∞ igneous protrusions have constructed Talon's foreskin atop Shadow Moses. Talon then gained -∞ to his Cooking Skill and finally stoned a cat that has sat in dog poo for about fifteen thousand years which was layed by my fourteen-thousand year old bordie collie Max.. "In contrast to this," Talon said, "I could of stoned Kai's Wii." Kai, however, cured Talon's cryptic Wii with a ten-foot pole, and yelled "DICKHEAD! DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD my Wii DICKHEAD DICKHEAD my Wii DICKHEAD DICKHEAD my Wii DICKHEAD DICKHEAD DICKHEAD my cryptic Wii DICKHEAD!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your foreskin. She then lowered his Cooking Skill by -∞.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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