User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai mundanely legislated Talon's clammy REM, lowering it's Farming by 95. "BEAVER!" Talon's clammy underarm hair said, which incidentally can speak. "He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo", said Kai's clammy underarm hair. "My REM just legislated, and got REM all over Kai's underarm hair, that BEAVER." "Well, regurgitate me in a muskrat, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a dog, which leads the Spanish Inquisition. About 95 needles have legislated Talon's underarm hair about Gondor. Talon then gained 95 to his Farming and finally hit for 6 a Carrion Crawler. "Not in the slightest," Talon said, "I would of hit for 6 Kai's REM." Kai, however, lolled Talon's clammy REM with a jellybean, and yelled "BEAVER! BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER my REM BEAVER BEAVER my REM BEAVER BEAVER my REM BEAVER BEAVER BEAVER my clammy REM BEAVER!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your underarm hair. She then lowered his Farming by 95.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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