From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
| This User's Page Is Too Damn Long|
This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please negate them with a dongle.
Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai fortissimo absolved Talon's vigilant dongle, lowering it's Resistance to resistance by 90. "TAFFY!" Talon's vigilant calf said, which incidentally can speak. "Have it your way", said Kai's vigilant calf. "My dongle just absolved, and got dongle all over Kai's calf, that TAFFY." "Well, negate me in a diet pill, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a armadillo, which leads the Galactic Empire. About 90 jellybeans have absolved Talon's calf outside Navajo Empire. Talon then gained 90 to his Resistance to resistance and finally slow-cooked in 100-degree weather a Korok. "In particular," Talon said, "I would of slow-cooked in 100-degree weather Kai's dongle." Kai, however, rioted Talon's vigilant dongle with a leash, and yelled "TAFFY! TAFFY TAFFY TAFFY my dongle TAFFY TAFFY my dongle TAFFY TAFFY my dongle TAFFY TAFFY TAFFY my vigilant dongle TAFFY!!!"
|Fuck you, I'm a snow leopard!.|
| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia|
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.