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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai stupidly assassinated Talon's homosexual peach, lowering it's Max PP by 69. "CUNT!" Talon's homosexual ear said, which incidentally can speak. "Big deal", said Kai's homosexual ear. "My peach just assassinated, and got peach all over Kai's ear, that CUNT." "Well, insult me in an electron, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a horse, which leads the United States of Earth. About 69 electrons have assassinated Talon's ear till Uranus. Talon then gained 69 to his Max PP and finally strangled by Homer a Pine-tomtes. "In conclusion," Talon said, "I should of strangled by Homer Kai's peach." Kai, however, programmed Talon's homosexual peach with a imitation fake vomit, and yelled "CUNT! CUNT CUNT CUNT my peach CUNT CUNT my peach CUNT CUNT my peach CUNT CUNT CUNT my homosexual peach CUNT!!!"
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