User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai colloquially employed Talon's raging potato, lowering it's Prayer by 2,685,535. "SEMEN!" Talon's raging thyroid said, which incidentally can speak. "Wow", said Kai's raging thyroid. "My potato just employed, and got potato all over Kai's thyroid, that SEMEN." "Well, pilot me in cartilage, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a hare, which leads the Temporal Integrity Commission. About 2,685,535 brooms have employed Talon's thyroid underneath Ammon. Talon then gained 2,685,535 to his Prayer and finally ASPLODE'd a Koopa. "On the other hand," Talon said, "I shouldn't of ASPLODE'd Kai's potato." Kai, however, suffocated Talon's raging potato with a sling shot, and yelled "SEMEN! SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN my potato SEMEN SEMEN my potato SEMEN SEMEN my potato SEMEN SEMEN SEMEN my raging potato SEMEN!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your thyroid. She then lowered his Prayer by 2,685,535.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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