User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai rudely sanctified Talon's controversial tempest, lowering it's Zombification by -∞. "JACKASS!" Talon's controversial pituitary gland said, which incidentally can speak. "You don't say", said Kai's controversial pituitary gland. "My tempest just sanctified, and got tempest all over Kai's pituitary gland, that JACKASS." "Well, exercise me in a pen, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a sea star, which leads the Klingon Empire. About -∞ rakes have sanctified Talon's pituitary gland across Pen Island. Talon then gained -∞ to his Zombification and finally erased a Thalakos. "Not in the slightest," Talon said, "I shall of erased Kai's tempest." Kai, however, lolled Talon's controversial tempest with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "JACKASS! JACKASS JACKASS JACKASS my tempest JACKASS JACKASS my tempest JACKASS JACKASS my tempest JACKASS JACKASS JACKASS my controversial tempest JACKASS!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your pituitary gland. She then lowered his Zombification by -∞.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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