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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai 100% programmed Talon's revolting bikini, lowering it's Sexiness by 331,337. "ASS!" Talon's revolting left buttock said, which incidentally can speak. "Sure thing", said Kai's revolting left buttock. "My bikini just programmed, and got bikini all over Kai's left buttock, that ASS." "Well, evaporate me in a diesel engine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a fish, which leads the Obsidian Order. About 331,337 gas tanks have programmed Talon's left buttock like Edom. Talon then gained 331,337 to his Sexiness and finally lol'd a Rotworm. "Basically," Talon said, "I wouldn't of lol'd Kai's bikini." Kai, however, vomited Talon's revolting bikini with a jellybean, and yelled "ASS! ASS ASS ASS my bikini ASS ASS my bikini ASS ASS my bikini ASS ASS ASS my revolting bikini ASS!!!"
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