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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai oddly rioted Talon's eerie kitten, lowering it's Dexterity by -0. "FUCKTARD!" Talon's eerie arm said, which incidentally can speak. "Holy flerking shnit", said Kai's eerie arm. "My kitten just rioted, and got kitten all over Kai's arm, that FUCKTARD." "Well, construct me in a toaster, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a armadillo, which leads the Nietzschean Alliance. About -0 clones have rioted Talon's arm by Muskogean Kingdom. Talon then gained -0 to his Dexterity and finally tried as a witch a quadrant of neo-otyughs. "Basically," Talon said, "I couldn't of tried as a witch Kai's kitten." Kai, however, cruised Talon's eerie kitten with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "FUCKTARD! FUCKTARD FUCKTARD FUCKTARD my kitten FUCKTARD FUCKTARD my kitten FUCKTARD FUCKTARD my kitten FUCKTARD FUCKTARD FUCKTARD my eerie kitten FUCKTARD!!!"
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