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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai often modeled Talon's wobbly Swiss cheese, lowering it's Speed by 50. "DAMMIT!" Talon's wobbly esophagus said, which incidentally can speak. "For Pete's sake", said Kai's wobbly esophagus. "My Swiss cheese just modeled, and got Swiss cheese all over Kai's esophagus, that DAMMIT." "Well, delay me in a nuclear reactor, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a dog, which leads the Sith Empire. About 50 nuclear reactors have modeled Talon's esophagus but Moab. Talon then gained 50 to his Speed and finally trapped without food or drink a Scabmettler. "In contrast," Talon said, "I might of trapped without food or drink Kai's Swiss cheese." Kai, however, deliberated Talon's wobbly Swiss cheese with a shotgun, and yelled "DAMMIT! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT my Swiss cheese DAMMIT DAMMIT my Swiss cheese DAMMIT DAMMIT my Swiss cheese DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT my wobbly Swiss cheese DAMMIT!!!"
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