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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai chaotically DELETED! Talon's retarded book, lowering it's Nuking by Thursday. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Talon's retarded vertebra said, which incidentally can speak. "It was nothing", said Kai's retarded vertebra. "My book just DELETED!, and got book all over Kai's vertebra, that NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!." "Well, defenestrate me in a document, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a turkey<option> <option>turtle, which leads the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. About Thursday sticks have DELETED! Talon's vertebra save Stick Arena. Talon then gained Thursday to his Nuking and finally given a sex change a Twili. "Subsequently," Talon said, "I may not of given a sex change Kai's book." Kai, however, cruised Talon's retarded book with a Nunchucks, and yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! my book NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! my book NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! my book NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! my retarded book NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
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