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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai carefully ate Talon's contagious pizzle, lowering it's Dexterity by 4,037,325,731. "CHOAD!" Talon's contagious thumb said, which incidentally can speak. "Gadzooks", said Kai's contagious thumb. "My pizzle just ate, and got pizzle all over Kai's thumb, that CHOAD." "Well, add me in a hybrid engine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a swallow, which leads the Obsidian Order. About 4,037,325,731 violoncelli have ate Talon's thumb on Rohan. Talon then gained 4,037,325,731 to his Dexterity and finally forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!" a Bizarro Ninja. "Really," Talon said, "I shall not of forced to walk down the streets of Harlem carrying a sign saying "I HATE NIGGERS!" Kai's pizzle." Kai, however, constructed Talon's contagious pizzle with a boomerang, and yelled "CHOAD! CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD my pizzle CHOAD CHOAD my pizzle CHOAD CHOAD my pizzle CHOAD CHOAD CHOAD my contagious pizzle CHOAD!!!"
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