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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai disturbingly abandoned Talon's gay number, lowering it's Magic by 998,001. "SOD OFF!" Talon's gay pinky said, which incidentally can speak. "Woohoo", said Kai's gay pinky. "My number just abandoned, and got number all over Kai's pinky, that SOD OFF." "Well, liberate me in a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a mandrill, which leads the Dalek Empire. About 998,001 electrons have abandoned Talon's pinky until Argentina. Talon then gained 998,001 to his Magic and finally sold for scrap metal a Skulk. "On the other hand," Talon said, "I could of sold for scrap metal Kai's number." Kai, however, written Talon's gay number with a WMD, and yelled "SOD OFF! SOD OFF SOD OFF SOD OFF my number SOD OFF SOD OFF my number SOD OFF SOD OFF my number SOD OFF SOD OFF SOD OFF my gay number SOD OFF!!!"
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