User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai hoarsely swallowed Talon's shiny Pontiac, lowering it's Farming by 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313. "TWISTY VAGINA!" Talon's shiny testes said, which incidentally can speak. "Fair enough", said Kai's shiny testes. "My Pontiac just swallowed, and got Pontiac all over Kai's testes, that TWISTY VAGINA." "Well, crinkle me in a lobster, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a whale, which leads the World Soviet Alliance. About 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 Euroipods have swallowed Talon's testes but New York. Talon then gained 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 to his Farming and finally transwikied a Gnome. "In a nutshell," Talon said, "I may not of transwikied Kai's Pontiac." Kai, however, lathered Talon's shiny Pontiac with a amram, and yelled "TWISTY VAGINA! TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA my Pontiac TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA my Pontiac TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA my Pontiac TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA TWISTY VAGINA my shiny Pontiac TWISTY VAGINA!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your testes. She then lowered his Farming by 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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