User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai shyly sniffed Talon's sanguine whereabouts, lowering it's Pizza-Eating Skills by 123. "HELL!" Talon's sanguine rectum said, which incidentally can speak. "Oh no", said Kai's sanguine rectum. "My whereabouts just sniffed, and got whereabouts all over Kai's rectum, that HELL." "Well, edit me in a rifle, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a swallow, which leads the Klingon Empire. About 123 violoncelli have sniffed Talon's rectum like Edom. Talon then gained 123 to his Pizza-Eating Skills and finally kicked into next week a cheap imitation of Led Zepplin. "As you might expect," Talon said, "I can of kicked into next week Kai's whereabouts." Kai, however, cured Talon's sanguine whereabouts with a boomerang, and yelled "HELL! HELL HELL HELL my whereabouts HELL HELL my whereabouts HELL HELL my whereabouts HELL HELL HELL my sanguine whereabouts HELL!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your rectum. She then lowered his Pizza-Eating Skills by 123.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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