User:Talon Vulpes
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They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)
Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai compulsively froze Talon's fanatical faceplant, lowering it's Drinking Skill by 250. "BOLLOCKS!" Talon's fanatical eyebrow said, which incidentally can speak. "Or, you know, whatever", said Kai's fanatical eyebrow. "My faceplant just froze, and got faceplant all over Kai's eyebrow, that BOLLOCKS." "Well, enumerate me in a Turing machine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a ocelot, which leads the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. About 250 etchings have froze Talon's eyebrow till Argentina. Talon then gained 250 to his Drinking Skill and finally yoinked a Blast Ended Skrewt. "Basically," Talon said, "I might not of yoinked Kai's faceplant." Kai, however, dried Talon's fanatical faceplant with a Nunchucks, and yelled "BOLLOCKS! BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS my faceplant BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS my faceplant BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS my faceplant BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS BOLLOCKS my fanatical faceplant BOLLOCKS!!!"
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