User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai shyly deconstructed Talon's peculiar Weltschmerz, lowering it's Stamina by eleventeen. "MICK!" Talon's peculiar nose said, which incidentally can speak. "What the hell", said Kai's peculiar nose. "My Weltschmerz just deconstructed, and got Weltschmerz all over Kai's nose, that MICK." "Well, fornicate me in a mouse, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a poodle, which leads the Confederation of North America. About eleventeen neurotoxins have deconstructed Talon's nose to Baghdad. Talon then gained eleventeen to his Stamina and finally eradicated a Skrull. "As often as not," Talon said, "I shall of eradicated Kai's Weltschmerz." Kai, however, lathered Talon's peculiar Weltschmerz with a rifle, and yelled "MICK! MICK MICK MICK my Weltschmerz MICK MICK my Weltschmerz MICK MICK my Weltschmerz MICK MICK MICK my peculiar Weltschmerz MICK!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your nose. She then lowered his Stamina by eleventeen.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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