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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai rhythmically analyzed Talon's sizable paperclip, lowering it's Crafting by 100,000,000. "SPUNK!" Talon's sizable Achilles' tendon said, which incidentally can speak. "Demon dogs", said Kai's sizable Achilles' tendon. "My paperclip just analyzed, and got paperclip all over Kai's Achilles' tendon, that SPUNK." "Well, complement me in a balloon, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a monkey, which leads the Ministry of Truth. About 100,000,000 violoncelli have analyzed Talon's Achilles' tendon by Ghettoistan. Talon then gained 100,000,000 to his Crafting and finally nuked a Phyntos Wasp. "At the end of the day," Talon said, "I could of nuked Kai's paperclip." Kai, however, cured Talon's sizable paperclip with a shark with laser-beam, and yelled "SPUNK! SPUNK SPUNK SPUNK my paperclip SPUNK SPUNK my paperclip SPUNK SPUNK my paperclip SPUNK SPUNK SPUNK my sizable paperclip SPUNK!!!"
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