User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai lackadaisically reduced Talon's colossal Chevrolet, lowering it's Cooking Skill by 250,000. "FELCHING!" Talon's colossal small intestine said, which incidentally can speak. "Oh", said Kai's colossal small intestine. "My Chevrolet just reduced, and got Chevrolet all over Kai's small intestine, that FELCHING." "Well, deteriorate me in a boat, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a grizzly bear, which leads the Temporal Integrity Commission. About 250,000 mugs have reduced Talon's small intestine near Kentucky. Talon then gained 250,000 to his Cooking Skill and finally caught in a temporal paradox a Devourer. "First and foremost," Talon said, "I shall of caught in a temporal paradox Kai's Chevrolet." Kai, however, eaten Talon's colossal Chevrolet with a halberd, and yelled "FELCHING! FELCHING FELCHING FELCHING my Chevrolet FELCHING FELCHING my Chevrolet FELCHING FELCHING my Chevrolet FELCHING FELCHING FELCHING my colossal Chevrolet FELCHING!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your small intestine. She then lowered his Cooking Skill by 250,000.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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