User:Talon Vulpes

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Latest revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai starkly abandoned Talon's revolting Gatsby, lowering it's Popularity by 13. "MALL SANTA!" Talon's revolting heart said, which incidentally can speak. "Bejesus", said Kai's revolting heart. "My Gatsby just abandoned, and got Gatsby all over Kai's heart, that MALL SANTA." "Well, complement me in a blender, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a polar bear, which leads the United States of Mexico. About 13 hub caps have abandoned Talon's heart inside New Jersey. Talon then gained 13 to his Popularity and finally covered in tar and feathers an angry Kittenolivian. "Not in the slightest," Talon said, "I wouldn't of covered in tar and feathers Kai's Gatsby." Kai, however, lathered Talon's revolting Gatsby with a Nunchucks, and yelled "MALL SANTA! MALL SANTA MALL SANTA MALL SANTA my Gatsby MALL SANTA MALL SANTA my Gatsby MALL SANTA MALL SANTA my Gatsby MALL SANTA MALL SANTA MALL SANTA my revolting Gatsby MALL SANTA!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your heart. She then lowered his Popularity by 13.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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