User:Talon Vulpes

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Latest revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai neurotically rioted Talon's tacky reindeer, lowering it's Wiki Formatting by -1. "IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!!" Talon's tacky liver said, which incidentally can speak. "Mmm", said Kai's tacky liver. "My reindeer just rioted, and got reindeer all over Kai's liver, that IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!." "Well, pwn me in a hybrid engine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a cow, which leads the Confederation of North America. About -1 pens have rioted Talon's liver despite Frogland. Talon then gained -1 to his Wiki Formatting and finally ninja'd a Bandersnatch. "Chiefly," Talon said, "I may not of ninja'd Kai's reindeer." Kai, however, sacrificed Talon's tacky reindeer with a ten-foot pole, and yelled "IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! my reindeer IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! my reindeer IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! my reindeer IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! my tacky reindeer IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your liver. She then lowered his Wiki Formatting by -1.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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