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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai melodramatically owned Talon's homosexual pervert, lowering it's Farming by 69. "FRENCH TICKLER!" Talon's homosexual brain said, which incidentally can speak. "Presto", said Kai's homosexual brain. "My pervert just owned, and got pervert all over Kai's brain, that FRENCH TICKLER." "Well, meditate me in a hot dog, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a rooster, which leads the Ministry of Love. About 69 brooms have owned Talon's brain regarding IRC. Talon then gained 69 to his Farming and finally decapitated a Korok. "As such," Talon said, "I can't of decapitated Kai's pervert." Kai, however, thrown Talon's homosexual pervert with a Ass Cannon, and yelled "FRENCH TICKLER! FRENCH TICKLER FRENCH TICKLER FRENCH TICKLER my pervert FRENCH TICKLER FRENCH TICKLER my pervert FRENCH TICKLER FRENCH TICKLER my pervert FRENCH TICKLER FRENCH TICKLER FRENCH TICKLER my homosexual pervert FRENCH TICKLER!!!"
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