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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai suitably deterred Talon's hairless snowflake, lowering it's Smithing by 37,044. "DONKEY DICK!" Talon's hairless head said, which incidentally can speak. "Snowball's chance in hell", said Kai's hairless head. "My snowflake just deterred, and got snowflake all over Kai's head, that DONKEY DICK." "Well, implode me in a clock, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a squirrel, which leads the Centauri Republic. About 37,044 cobs have deterred Talon's head with Xanadu. Talon then gained 37,044 to his Smithing and finally hit by a wrecking ball a Hotchi. "In conclusion," Talon said, "I shall not of hit by a wrecking ball Kai's snowflake." Kai, however, sacrificed Talon's hairless snowflake with a sword, and yelled "DONKEY DICK! DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK my snowflake DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK my snowflake DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK my snowflake DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK DONKEY DICK my hairless snowflake DONKEY DICK!!!"
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