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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai cheekily blessed Talon's furry YouTube Poop, lowering it's Sword Skill by 1.5. "SCROTUM!" Talon's furry finger said, which incidentally can speak. "Damn", said Kai's furry finger. "My YouTube Poop just blessed, and got YouTube Poop all over Kai's finger, that SCROTUM." "Well, balkanize me in a cake, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a shark, which leads the Time Lord High Council. About 1.5 dog houses have blessed Talon's finger into Salishan State. Talon then gained 1.5 to his Sword Skill and finally squashed by a 1 ton block of lead a Pokégod. "As a rule," Talon said, "I may not of squashed by a 1 ton block of lead Kai's YouTube Poop." Kai, however, proved Talon's furry YouTube Poop with a shotgun, and yelled "SCROTUM! SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM my YouTube Poop SCROTUM SCROTUM my YouTube Poop SCROTUM SCROTUM my YouTube Poop SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM my furry YouTube Poop SCROTUM!!!"
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