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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai coarsely feasted Talon's posh brickbat, lowering it's Multiplayer Tetris Skill by x. "BULLSHIT!" Talon's posh duodenum said, which incidentally can speak. "Not in the slightest", said Kai's posh duodenum. "My brickbat just feasted, and got brickbat all over Kai's duodenum, that BULLSHIT." "Well, litigate me in a salad fork, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a moose, which leads the Borg Collective. About x homicidal screaming carrots have feasted Talon's duodenum toward Shawnee Republic. Talon then gained x to his Multiplayer Tetris Skill and finally spammed a Bangaa. "As often as not," Talon said, "I couldn't of spammed Kai's brickbat." Kai, however, sacrificed Talon's posh brickbat with a high-powered laser rifle, and yelled "BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT my brickbat BULLSHIT BULLSHIT my brickbat BULLSHIT BULLSHIT my brickbat BULLSHIT BULLSHIT BULLSHIT my posh brickbat BULLSHIT!!!"
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