User:Talon Vulpes

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Latest revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai peevishly froze Talon's homosexual Kirby, lowering it's Resistance to resistance by 1,134. "RAPE!" Talon's homosexual neck said, which incidentally can speak. "Furgle", said Kai's homosexual neck. "My Kirby just froze, and got Kirby all over Kai's neck, that RAPE." "Well, legislate me in a paper, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a horse, which leads the Tok'ra High Council. About 1,134 cobs have froze Talon's neck than Hong Kong. Talon then gained 1,134 to his Resistance to resistance and finally caught stepping on the red zone a Hylian. "In contrast to this," Talon said, "I could of caught stepping on the red zone Kai's Kirby." Kai, however, given Talon's homosexual Kirby with a Nunchucks, and yelled "RAPE! RAPE RAPE RAPE my Kirby RAPE RAPE my Kirby RAPE RAPE my Kirby RAPE RAPE RAPE my homosexual Kirby RAPE!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your neck. She then lowered his Resistance to resistance by 1,134.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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