User:Talon Vulpes

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Latest revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai uncontrollably admonished Talon's impressive rope, lowering it's Defense by 95. "FRIG!" Talon's impressive tonsil said, which incidentally can speak. "You don't say", said Kai's impressive tonsil. "My rope just admonished, and got rope all over Kai's tonsil, that FRIG." "Well, lather me in a home theater system, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a liger, which leads the Centauri Republic. About 95 tuxedoes have admonished Talon's tonsil out Penutian Republic. Talon then gained 95 to his Defense and finally Bankrupted an Arrowhawk. "As such," Talon said, "I shouldn't of Bankrupted Kai's rope." Kai, however, programmed Talon's impressive rope with a halberd, and yelled "FRIG! FRIG FRIG FRIG my rope FRIG FRIG my rope FRIG FRIG my rope FRIG FRIG FRIG my impressive rope FRIG!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your tonsil. She then lowered his Defense by 95.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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