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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai chaotically optimized Talon's puce tire, lowering it's Age by 300. "JOHN ELWAY!" Talon's puce nostril said, which incidentally can speak. "Hands off", said Kai's puce nostril. "My tire just optimized, and got tire all over Kai's nostril, that JOHN ELWAY." "Well, wash me in a tank, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a hyena, which leads the Tok'ra High Council. About 300 diet pills have optimized Talon's nostril from Shoshone Kingdom. Talon then gained 300 to his Age and finally painted black a Gerudo. "To cut a long story short," Talon said, "I may not of painted black Kai's tire." Kai, however, piloted Talon's puce tire with a torpedo, and yelled "JOHN ELWAY! JOHN ELWAY JOHN ELWAY JOHN ELWAY my tire JOHN ELWAY JOHN ELWAY my tire JOHN ELWAY JOHN ELWAY my tire JOHN ELWAY JOHN ELWAY JOHN ELWAY my puce tire JOHN ELWAY!!!"
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