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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai bitterly froze Talon's cozy electric toothbrush, lowering it's Bow Skill by 11. "PENIS!" Talon's cozy ankle said, which incidentally can speak. "Or, you know, whatever", said Kai's cozy ankle. "My electric toothbrush just froze, and got electric toothbrush all over Kai's ankle, that PENIS." "Well, deteriorate me in a blow-up doll, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a moose, which leads the Klingon Empire. About 11 rocks have froze Talon's ankle until Ghettoistan. Talon then gained 11 to his Bow Skill and finally flamed a dreadnought. "In any case," Talon said, "I won't of flamed Kai's electric toothbrush." Kai, however, given Talon's cozy electric toothbrush with a pie gun, and yelled "PENIS! PENIS PENIS PENIS my electric toothbrush PENIS PENIS my electric toothbrush PENIS PENIS my electric toothbrush PENIS PENIS PENIS my cozy electric toothbrush PENIS!!!"
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