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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai repulsively admonished Talon's shiny toothpick, lowering it's Staff Skill by 777. "I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!!" Talon's shiny Achilles' tendon said, which incidentally can speak. "By all means", said Kai's shiny Achilles' tendon. "My toothpick just admonished, and got toothpick all over Kai's Achilles' tendon, that I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!." "Well, push me in a clock, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a sasquatch, which leads the Nietzschean Alliance. About 777 white boys have admonished Talon's Achilles' tendon betwixt Samaria. Talon then gained 777 to his Staff Skill and finally slow-cooked in 100-degree weather a Yojas. "By and large," Talon said, "I won't of slow-cooked in 100-degree weather Kai's toothpick." Kai, however, litigated Talon's shiny toothpick with a Nunchucks, and yelled "I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! my toothpick I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! my toothpick I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! my toothpick I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! my shiny toothpick I'M FULL OF BATSHIT!!!!"
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