User:Talon Vulpes

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Latest revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai peacefully optimized Talon's bare potato masher, lowering it's Martial Arts by 4,194,304. "POWERSHIT!" Talon's bare ankle said, which incidentally can speak. "Certainly", said Kai's bare ankle. "My potato masher just optimized, and got potato masher all over Kai's ankle, that POWERSHIT." "Well, reward me in a mouse, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a bobcat, which leads the United Federation of Planets. About 4,194,304 sacrifices have optimized Talon's ankle excluding Saxoland. Talon then gained 4,194,304 to his Martial Arts and finally outsmarted by a 5th grader a Nebari. "As a rule," Talon said, "I could of outsmarted by a 5th grader Kai's potato masher." Kai, however, proved Talon's bare potato masher with a tofu, and yelled "POWERSHIT! POWERSHIT POWERSHIT POWERSHIT my potato masher POWERSHIT POWERSHIT my potato masher POWERSHIT POWERSHIT my potato masher POWERSHIT POWERSHIT POWERSHIT my bare potato masher POWERSHIT!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your ankle. She then lowered his Martial Arts by 4,194,304.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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