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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai to a great degree rioted Talon's huge fealty, lowering it's Multiplayer Tetris Skill by 13. "RUSKIE!" Talon's huge nose said, which incidentally can speak. "Sure thing", said Kai's huge nose. "My fealty just rioted, and got fealty all over Kai's nose, that RUSKIE." "Well, taste me in a cake, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a lynx, which leads the United Earth Directorate. About 13 nuclear reactors have rioted Talon's nose onto a gay bar. Talon then gained 13 to his Multiplayer Tetris Skill and finally Nerf'd a Tonberry. "In general," Talon said, "I might of Nerf'd Kai's fealty." Kai, however, ablated Talon's huge fealty with a hard stick of gum, and yelled "RUSKIE! RUSKIE RUSKIE RUSKIE my fealty RUSKIE RUSKIE my fealty RUSKIE RUSKIE my fealty RUSKIE RUSKIE RUSKIE my huge fealty RUSKIE!!!"
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