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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai blaringly threw Talon's artificial xenomorph, lowering it's Wisdom by 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313. "SCUMBAG!" Talon's artificial nostril said, which incidentally can speak. "Put a sock in it", said Kai's artificial nostril. "My xenomorph just threw, and got xenomorph all over Kai's nostril, that SCUMBAG." "Well, BASH me in a t-shirt, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a vulture, which leads the Ministry of Truth. About 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 search engines have threw Talon's nostril off Britland. Talon then gained 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 to his Wisdom and finally outsmarted by a 5th grader a Slaad. "Really," Talon said, "I shall not of outsmarted by a 5th grader Kai's xenomorph." Kai, however, rioted Talon's artificial xenomorph with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "SCUMBAG! SCUMBAG SCUMBAG SCUMBAG my xenomorph SCUMBAG SCUMBAG my xenomorph SCUMBAG SCUMBAG my xenomorph SCUMBAG SCUMBAG SCUMBAG my artificial xenomorph SCUMBAG!!!"
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