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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai nonchalantly bamboozled Talon's bulbous bass guitar, lowering it's Wound Resistance by 5. "BUGFUCK!" Talon's bulbous knuckles said, which incidentally can speak. "You're welcome", said Kai's bulbous knuckles. "My bass guitar just bamboozled, and got bass guitar all over Kai's knuckles, that BUGFUCK." "Well, deceive me in a lawn mower, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a bobcat, which leads the Vulcan High Command. About 5 operating systems have bamboozled Talon's knuckles atop Wakashan Empire. Talon then gained 5 to his Wound Resistance and finally detonated a pack of feral one-legged chocobos. "For instance," Talon said, "I might not of detonated Kai's bass guitar." Kai, however, deterred Talon's bulbous bass guitar with a Nunchucks, and yelled "BUGFUCK! BUGFUCK BUGFUCK BUGFUCK my bass guitar BUGFUCK BUGFUCK my bass guitar BUGFUCK BUGFUCK my bass guitar BUGFUCK BUGFUCK BUGFUCK my bulbous bass guitar BUGFUCK!!!"
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