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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai coldly threw Talon's vulgar rifle, lowering it's Plot Advancement by 70. "AMERICA ONLINE!" Talon's vulgar rectum said, which incidentally can speak. "Roger", said Kai's vulgar rectum. "My rifle just threw, and got rifle all over Kai's rectum, that AMERICA ONLINE." "Well, subtract me in fissile uranium, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a snake, which leads the Aztec Empire. About 70 kittens have threw Talon's rectum despite your ass. Talon then gained 70 to his Plot Advancement and finally eliminated Wikipedia. "First and foremost," Talon said, "I may not of eliminated Kai's rifle." Kai, however, insulted Talon's vulgar rifle with a Nunchucks, and yelled "AMERICA ONLINE! AMERICA ONLINE AMERICA ONLINE AMERICA ONLINE my rifle AMERICA ONLINE AMERICA ONLINE my rifle AMERICA ONLINE AMERICA ONLINE my rifle AMERICA ONLINE AMERICA ONLINE AMERICA ONLINE my vulgar rifle AMERICA ONLINE!!!"
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