User:Talon Vulpes

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Latest revision as of 04:48, April 27, 2011

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai heartlessly suffocated Talon's obscure evil secret Canadian mind-control device, lowering it's Age by 331,337. "30 CASES OF PICKLES!" Talon's obscure nostril said, which incidentally can speak. "Don't mention it", said Kai's obscure nostril. "My evil secret Canadian mind-control device just suffocated, and got evil secret Canadian mind-control device all over Kai's nostril, that 30 CASES OF PICKLES." "Well, earn me in a paper, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a aardvark, which leads the Confederation of Nazi Dictatorships. About 331,337 telephones have suffocated Talon's nostril up Guadalajara. Talon then gained 331,337 to his Age and finally stung by mosquitoes a Snotling. "In a word," Talon said, "I couldn't of stung by mosquitoes Kai's evil secret Canadian mind-control device." Kai, however, suffocated Talon's obscure evil secret Canadian mind-control device with a sling shot, and yelled "30 CASES OF PICKLES! 30 CASES OF PICKLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES my evil secret Canadian mind-control device 30 CASES OF PICKLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES my evil secret Canadian mind-control device 30 CASES OF PICKLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES my evil secret Canadian mind-control device 30 CASES OF PICKLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES 30 CASES OF PICKLES my obscure evil secret Canadian mind-control device 30 CASES OF PICKLES!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your nostril. She then lowered his Age by 331,337.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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