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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai raucously DELETED! Talon's homosexual operating theater, lowering it's Ninja Skill by 331,337. "SHITE!" Talon's homosexual thigh said, which incidentally can speak. "Of course", said Kai's homosexual thigh. "My operating theater just DELETED!, and got operating theater all over Kai's thigh, that SHITE." "Well, advocate me in a plague, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a chimpanzee, which leads the People's Sovereign Union of Planets. About 331,337 tires have DELETED! Talon's thigh among Hogsmead. Talon then gained 331,337 to his Ninja Skill and finally exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica a Spengbab. "However," Talon said, "I could of exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica Kai's operating theater." Kai, however, bamboozled Talon's homosexual operating theater with a Vagina Rifle, and yelled "SHITE! SHITE SHITE SHITE my operating theater SHITE SHITE my operating theater SHITE SHITE my operating theater SHITE SHITE SHITE my homosexual operating theater SHITE!!!"
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