User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai distastefully cured Talon's bright Gatsby, lowering it's Grueness by 65. "CLEMEN!" Talon's bright genitalia said, which incidentally can speak. "What's eating you", said Kai's bright genitalia. "My Gatsby just cured, and got Gatsby all over Kai's genitalia, that CLEMEN." "Well, castrate me in a lawn mower, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a chicken, which leads the Klingon Empire. About 65 beach balls have cured Talon's genitalia against Outer Heaven. Talon then gained 65 to his Grueness and finally sent to Pluto a Locathah. "Especially," Talon said, "I would of sent to Pluto Kai's Gatsby." Kai, however, deterred Talon's bright Gatsby with a Penis Launcher, and yelled "CLEMEN! CLEMEN CLEMEN CLEMEN my Gatsby CLEMEN CLEMEN my Gatsby CLEMEN CLEMEN my Gatsby CLEMEN CLEMEN CLEMEN my bright Gatsby CLEMEN!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your genitalia. She then lowered his Grueness by 65.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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