User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai raucously expelled Talon's shimmery electric toothbrush, lowering it's Spec. Attack by 328,742. "LET'S SHIT!" Talon's shimmery vulva said, which incidentally can speak. "Sure thing", said Kai's shimmery vulva. "My electric toothbrush just expelled, and got electric toothbrush all over Kai's vulva, that LET'S SHIT." "Well, absolve me in a boat, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a bear, which leads the Ministry of Love. About 328,742 home theater systems have expelled Talon's vulva than Sicily. Talon then gained 328,742 to his Spec. Attack and finally sacrificed by the Aztecs a Nightgaunt. "By and large," Talon said, "I should of sacrificed by the Aztecs Kai's electric toothbrush." Kai, however, swallowed Talon's shimmery electric toothbrush with a rifle, and yelled "LET'S SHIT! LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my electric toothbrush LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my electric toothbrush LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my electric toothbrush LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT LET'S SHIT my shimmery electric toothbrush LET'S SHIT!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your vulva. She then lowered his Spec. Attack by 328,742.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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