User:Talon Vulpes

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This User's Page Is Too Damn Long This person has successfully fucked up the length of their userpage. Please explicate them with a Kremling.

The writer of this article is a pinko/lefty and has an outrageous liberal UK-centric outlook.

They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)

Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai abrasively optimized Talon's substandard Kremling, lowering it's Pooping by 792,115,607. "CUNT!" Talon's substandard face said, which incidentally can speak. "Eureka", said Kai's substandard face. "My Kremling just optimized, and got Kremling all over Kai's face, that CUNT." "Well, explicate me in a blow-up doll, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a crow, which leads the Alliance. About 792,115,607 beach balls have optimized Talon's face for Wakashan Empire. Talon then gained 792,115,607 to his Pooping and finally turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better) a Keron-jin. "As often as not," Talon said, "I should of turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better) Kai's Kremling." Kai, however, deterred Talon's substandard Kremling with a elephant gun, and yelled "CUNT! CUNT CUNT CUNT my Kremling CUNT CUNT my Kremling CUNT CUNT my Kremling CUNT CUNT CUNT my substandard Kremling CUNT!!!"

Fuck you, I'm a snow leopard!.

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Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your face. She then lowered his Pooping by 792,115,607.

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.