User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai shoddily meditated Talon's erect liquid goo, lowering it's Hunting by 85. "PISS ARTIST!" Talon's erect tongue said, which incidentally can speak. "Crikey", said Kai's erect tongue. "My liquid goo just meditated, and got liquid goo all over Kai's tongue, that PISS ARTIST." "Well, google me in a centrifuge, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a sea cucumber, which leads the Coffee Republic. About 85 scrolls have meditated Talon's tongue concerning Bilyad. Talon then gained 85 to his Hunting and finally detonated a Rooey. "Anyway," Talon said, "I might not of detonated Kai's liquid goo." Kai, however, washed Talon's erect liquid goo with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "PISS ARTIST! PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST my liquid goo PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST my liquid goo PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST my liquid goo PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST PISS ARTIST my erect liquid goo PISS ARTIST!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your tongue. She then lowered his Hunting by 85.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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