User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai obnoxiously destroyed Talon's big beans, lowering it's Strength by 333. "MOLDY TITS!" Talon's big eyeball said, which incidentally can speak. "My pleasure", said Kai's big eyeball. "My beans just destroyed, and got beans all over Kai's eyeball, that MOLDY TITS." "Well, wamble me in a tire, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a wolverine, which leads the Tok'ra High Council. About 333 DNA sequences have destroyed Talon's eyeball circa Tasmania. Talon then gained 333 to his Strength and finally Bankrupted a Halfling. "In contrast," Talon said, "I would of Bankrupted Kai's beans." Kai, however, deceived Talon's big beans with a rifle, and yelled "MOLDY TITS! MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS my beans MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS my beans MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS my beans MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS MOLDY TITS my big beans MOLDY TITS!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your eyeball. She then lowered his Strength by 333.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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