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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai heartlessly deconstructed Talon's moribund hero, lowering it's Extreme Sarcasm Resistance by 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313. "THIS IS A RARE SWEAR!" Talon's moribund scrotum said, which incidentally can speak. "When all is said and done", said Kai's moribund scrotum. "My hero just deconstructed, and got hero all over Kai's scrotum, that THIS IS A RARE SWEAR." "Well, cramp me in a rake, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a tiger, which leads the World Soviet Alliance. About 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 plagues have deconstructed Talon's scrotum before the khazi. Talon then gained 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 to his Extreme Sarcasm Resistance and finally shanked an Ohmu. "As a rule," Talon said, "I should of shanked Kai's hero." Kai, however, washed Talon's moribund hero with a tank, and yelled "THIS IS A RARE SWEAR! THIS IS A RARE SWEAR THIS IS A RARE SWEAR THIS IS A RARE SWEAR my hero THIS IS A RARE SWEAR THIS IS A RARE SWEAR my hero THIS IS A RARE SWEAR THIS IS A RARE SWEAR my hero THIS IS A RARE SWEAR THIS IS A RARE SWEAR THIS IS A RARE SWEAR my moribund hero THIS IS A RARE SWEAR!!!"
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