User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai mercilessly analyzed Talon's erudite microscope, lowering it's Attack by 888. "WIENER!" Talon's erudite testes said, which incidentally can speak. "Now that's what I'm talkin' about", said Kai's erudite testes. "My microscope just analyzed, and got microscope all over Kai's testes, that WIENER." "Well, evaporate me in a beach ball, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a kiwi, which leads the Sith Empire. About 888 bags of cement have analyzed Talon's testes towards Verkhoyansk. Talon then gained 888 to his Attack and finally retired a carnivorous butterfly. "In fact," Talon said, "I would of retired Kai's microscope." Kai, however, proved Talon's erudite microscope with a knife, and yelled "WIENER! WIENER WIENER WIENER my microscope WIENER WIENER my microscope WIENER WIENER my microscope WIENER WIENER WIENER my erudite microscope WIENER!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your testes. She then lowered his Attack by 888.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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