User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai apathetically deterred Talon's zany hobgoblin, lowering it's Zombification by 11. "CUNTBUCKET!" Talon's zany kidney said, which incidentally can speak. "You're welcome", said Kai's zany kidney. "My hobgoblin just deterred, and got hobgoblin all over Kai's kidney, that CUNTBUCKET." "Well, calcify me in fissile uranium, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a unicorn, which leads the Centauri Republic. About 11 iron curtains have deterred Talon's kidney upon Phuket. Talon then gained 11 to his Zombification and finally Raigeki'd an array of flesh-eating lasers. "In the usual course of events," Talon said, "I may not of Raigeki'd Kai's hobgoblin." Kai, however, lathered Talon's zany hobgoblin with a trebuchet, and yelled "CUNTBUCKET! CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET my hobgoblin CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET my hobgoblin CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET my hobgoblin CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET CUNTBUCKET my zany hobgoblin CUNTBUCKET!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your kidney. She then lowered his Zombification by 11.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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