User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai riotously employed Talon's yellow stamp, lowering it's Staff Skill by 888. "SCROTUM!" Talon's yellow tail said, which incidentally can speak. "Been there, done that", said Kai's yellow tail. "My stamp just employed, and got stamp all over Kai's tail, that SCROTUM." "Well, hack, slash, & burn me in a skull, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a giraffe, which leads the Alliance. About 888 homicidal screaming carrots have employed Talon's tail amid Xanadu. Talon then gained 888 to his Staff Skill and finally told to sit in the corner of a round room a Skrull. "To sum up," Talon said, "I won't of told to sit in the corner of a round room Kai's stamp." Kai, however, rioted Talon's yellow stamp with a tank, and yelled "SCROTUM! SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM my stamp SCROTUM SCROTUM my stamp SCROTUM SCROTUM my stamp SCROTUM SCROTUM SCROTUM my yellow stamp SCROTUM!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your tail. She then lowered his Staff Skill by 888.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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