User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai hoarsely DELETED! Talon's bulbous rocket, lowering it's Martial Arts by 1,134. "COCKSMOKER!" Talon's bulbous thumb said, which incidentally can speak. "Roll out the red carpet", said Kai's bulbous thumb. "My rocket just DELETED!, and got rocket all over Kai's thumb, that COCKSMOKER." "Well, rape me in a pile of flaming horse feces, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a kangaroo, which leads the Asgard High Council. About 1,134 glycerins have DELETED! Talon's thumb before West Virginia. Talon then gained 1,134 to his Martial Arts and finally turned into a brony a spider bigger than the sun. "All things considered," Talon said, "I might not of turned into a brony Kai's rocket." Kai, however, given Talon's bulbous rocket with a Ultra Hammer, and yelled "COCKSMOKER! COCKSMOKER COCKSMOKER COCKSMOKER my rocket COCKSMOKER COCKSMOKER my rocket COCKSMOKER COCKSMOKER my rocket COCKSMOKER COCKSMOKER COCKSMOKER my bulbous rocket COCKSMOKER!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your thumb. She then lowered his Martial Arts by 1,134.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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