User:Talon Vulpes
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They may even work in Local government or, worse, be an unelected eurocrat. For information on the best way to save our great nation from scum like this read the Daily Mail. (Pstt. He's probably also a commie as well; quick - tell HUAC!)
Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai (in a drab manner) cured Talon's wobbly cheese, lowering it's Mining by 1,000. "ART METAL PRODUCTS!" Talon's wobbly pituitary gland said, which incidentally can speak. "That's alright", said Kai's wobbly pituitary gland. "My cheese just cured, and got cheese all over Kai's pituitary gland, that ART METAL PRODUCTS." "Well, evaporate me in a broom, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a mink, which leads the Borg Collective. About 1,000 virii have cured Talon's pituitary gland except Salishan State. Talon then gained 1,000 to his Mining and finally crucified a Drakel. "Generally speaking," Talon said, "I may not of crucified Kai's cheese." Kai, however, washed Talon's wobbly cheese with a shotgun that shoots shotguns, and yelled "ART METAL PRODUCTS! ART METAL PRODUCTS ART METAL PRODUCTS ART METAL PRODUCTS my cheese ART METAL PRODUCTS ART METAL PRODUCTS my cheese ART METAL PRODUCTS ART METAL PRODUCTS my cheese ART METAL PRODUCTS ART METAL PRODUCTS ART METAL PRODUCTS my wobbly cheese ART METAL PRODUCTS!!!"
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