User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai (in a good way) recollected Talon's joyful padlock, lowering it's Dexterity by 1,234,567,890. "DICKFACE!" Talon's joyful face said, which incidentally can speak. "Of course", said Kai's joyful face. "My padlock just recollected, and got padlock all over Kai's face, that DICKFACE." "Well, feel me in a Turing machine, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a orangutan, which leads the Alliance. About 1,234,567,890 crania have recollected Talon's face among Nagasaki. Talon then gained 1,234,567,890 to his Dexterity and finally torn apart a Gorken. "By and large," Talon said, "I shall of torn apart Kai's padlock." Kai, however, pandered Talon's joyful padlock with a diet pill, and yelled "DICKFACE! DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE my padlock DICKFACE DICKFACE my padlock DICKFACE DICKFACE my padlock DICKFACE DICKFACE DICKFACE my joyful padlock DICKFACE!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your face. She then lowered his Dexterity by 1,234,567,890.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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