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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai shoddily rioted Talon's educated broom, lowering it's Strength by 35. "PENIS!" Talon's educated liver said, which incidentally can speak. "Okay", said Kai's educated liver. "My broom just rioted, and got broom all over Kai's liver, that PENIS." "Well, delay me in an operating system, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a wombat, which leads the Holy Roman Empire. About 35 classified documents have rioted Talon's liver underneath IRC. Talon then gained 35 to his Strength and finally drownded a Dungeon Keeper. "In any case," Talon said, "I shall not of drownded Kai's broom." Kai, however, piloted Talon's educated broom with a needle, and yelled "PENIS! PENIS PENIS PENIS my broom PENIS PENIS my broom PENIS PENIS my broom PENIS PENIS PENIS my educated broom PENIS!!!"
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