User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai timidly sacrificed Talon's alarming curry, lowering it's Donkey Kong Country by π. "FUCKSTAIN!" Talon's alarming uvula said, which incidentally can speak. "It was nothing", said Kai's alarming uvula. "My curry just sacrificed, and got curry all over Kai's uvula, that FUCKSTAIN." "Well, incinerate me in magma, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a sea star, which leads the People's Sovereign Union of Planets. About π glycerins have sacrificed Talon's uvula regarding Argentina. Talon then gained π to his Donkey Kong Country and finally sprayed with pesticides a Cloaker. "To come to the point," Talon said, "I may not of sprayed with pesticides Kai's curry." Kai, however, modeled Talon's alarming curry with a Nunchucks, and yelled "FUCKSTAIN! FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my curry FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my curry FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my curry FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN my alarming curry FUCKSTAIN!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your uvula. She then lowered his Donkey Kong Country by π.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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