User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai shoddily deterred Talon's erotic prostitute, lowering it's Bow Skill by 137. "TITTIES!" Talon's erotic abdomen said, which incidentally can speak. "Fair enough", said Kai's erotic abdomen. "My prostitute just deterred, and got prostitute all over Kai's abdomen, that TITTIES." "Well, stink me in a ricer, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a kiwi, which leads the Galactic Empire. About 137 computers have deterred Talon's abdomen against Gibeon. Talon then gained 137 to his Bow Skill and finally derailed a fapping of World of Warcraft gamers. "In general," Talon said, "I might not of derailed Kai's prostitute." Kai, however, given Talon's erotic prostitute with a tofu, and yelled "TITTIES! TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES my prostitute TITTIES TITTIES my prostitute TITTIES TITTIES my prostitute TITTIES TITTIES TITTIES my erotic prostitute TITTIES!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your abdomen. She then lowered his Bow Skill by 137.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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