User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai fortissimo pwned Talon's vigilant espresso, lowering it's Smithing by 1,000,000,000. "CLUSTER FUCK!" Talon's vigilant belly button said, which incidentally can speak. "Now", said Kai's vigilant belly button. "My espresso just pwned, and got espresso all over Kai's belly button, that CLUSTER FUCK." "Well, hack me in a scroll, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a crow, which leads the Klingon Empire. About 1,000,000,000 diet pills have pwned Talon's belly button plus Fallujah. Talon then gained 1,000,000,000 to his Smithing and finally catapulted away a Nobody. "Everything considered," Talon said, "I might of catapulted away Kai's espresso." Kai, however, deliberated Talon's vigilant espresso with a pie gun, and yelled "CLUSTER FUCK! CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK my espresso CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK my espresso CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK my espresso CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK CLUSTER FUCK my vigilant espresso CLUSTER FUCK!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your belly button. She then lowered his Smithing by 1,000,000,000.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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