User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai oddly broke Talon's sexy 20-hit combo, lowering it's Healing by 0.5. "INBRED!" Talon's sexy spine said, which incidentally can speak. "Wow", said Kai's sexy spine. "My 20-hit combo just broke, and got 20-hit combo all over Kai's spine, that INBRED." "Well, frack me in an encyclopedia, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a poodle, which leads the Earth Federation. About 0.5 homicidal screaming carrots have broke Talon's spine beneath Salishan State. Talon then gained 0.5 to his Healing and finally h4xx0rd a Goron. "At long last," Talon said, "I shall of h4xx0rd Kai's 20-hit combo." Kai, however, sanctified Talon's sexy 20-hit combo with a axe, and yelled "INBRED! INBRED INBRED INBRED my 20-hit combo INBRED INBRED my 20-hit combo INBRED INBRED my 20-hit combo INBRED INBRED INBRED my sexy 20-hit combo INBRED!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your spine. She then lowered his Healing by 0.5.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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