User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai mercilessly insulted Talon's contagious Geiger counter, lowering it's Spec. Attack by 100,000. "WALRUS SHIT!" Talon's contagious coccyx said, which incidentally can speak. "Cheers", said Kai's contagious coccyx. "My Geiger counter just insulted, and got Geiger counter all over Kai's coccyx, that WALRUS SHIT." "Well, defenestrate me in a homology, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a snake, which leads the Ministry of Truth. About 100,000 ricers have insulted Talon's coccyx beside New Jersey. Talon then gained 100,000 to his Spec. Attack and finally shipped to Mars a pack of wild ling-lings. "In general," Talon said, "I might not of shipped to Mars Kai's Geiger counter." Kai, however, deconstructed Talon's contagious Geiger counter with a amram, and yelled "WALRUS SHIT! WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my Geiger counter WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my Geiger counter WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my Geiger counter WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT WALRUS SHIT my contagious Geiger counter WALRUS SHIT!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your coccyx. She then lowered his Spec. Attack by 100,000.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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