User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai not very reduced Talon's opaque toothpick, lowering it's Smithing by n. "POLAK!" Talon's opaque vein said, which incidentally can speak. "So", said Kai's opaque vein. "My toothpick just reduced, and got toothpick all over Kai's vein, that POLAK." "Well, ASPLODE me in a tube, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a oryx, which leads the United Citizen Federation. About n dog houses have reduced Talon's vein within the North Pole. Talon then gained n to his Smithing and finally roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris a pack of wild Pikachus. "As often as not," Talon said, "I might of roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris Kai's toothpick." Kai, however, pandered Talon's opaque toothpick with a Nunchucks, and yelled "POLAK! POLAK POLAK POLAK my toothpick POLAK POLAK my toothpick POLAK POLAK my toothpick POLAK POLAK POLAK my opaque toothpick POLAK!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your vein. She then lowered his Smithing by n.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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