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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.
What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.
Kai gently legislated Talon's natural apples, lowering it's Max HP by 55. "HORSE SHIT!" Talon's natural eyeball said, which incidentally can speak. "Ouch", said Kai's natural eyeball. "My apples just legislated, and got apples all over Kai's eyeball, that HORSE SHIT." "Well, adhere me in a mug, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."
Talon has a pet, a beaver, which leads the Carrington Institute. About 55 ricers have legislated Talon's eyeball outside Rome. Talon then gained 55 to his Max HP and finally given a sex change a Rift. "Likewise," Talon said, "I can of given a sex change Kai's apples." Kai, however, agreed Talon's natural apples with a Nunchucks, and yelled "HORSE SHIT! HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT my apples HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT my apples HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT my apples HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT HORSE SHIT my natural apples HORSE SHIT!!!"
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