User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.

MomOMary

This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai lackadaisically threw Talon's melodramatic Mexican wave, lowering it's Mining by 25. "YOU WANKER!" Talon's melodramatic knee said, which incidentally can speak. "No problem", said Kai's melodramatic knee. "My Mexican wave just threw, and got Mexican wave all over Kai's knee, that YOU WANKER." "Well, divide me in a reindeer, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a ibis, which leads the United States of Mexico. About 25 mailboxes have threw Talon's knee beneath Zurich. Talon then gained 25 to his Mining and finally Game Over'd a Weaver. "Most of the time," Talon said, "I wouldn't of Game Over'd Kai's Mexican wave." Kai, however, broken Talon's melodramatic Mexican wave with a leash, and yelled "YOU WANKER! YOU WANKER YOU WANKER YOU WANKER my Mexican wave YOU WANKER YOU WANKER my Mexican wave YOU WANKER YOU WANKER my Mexican wave YOU WANKER YOU WANKER YOU WANKER my melodramatic Mexican wave YOU WANKER!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your knee. She then lowered his Mining by 25.

貓鍋

Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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