User:Talon Vulpes

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Talon Vulpes rocks. So hard. Many theories have been put forward as to why Talon Vulpes rocks so hard, but none have come close to showing exactly how hard Talon rocks. People have said that Talon has, on occasion, rocked so hard that their socks have forcefully removed themselves from their feet and flown across the room (otherwise known as r0x0rz your s0x0rz), but such allegations have yet been unproven despite ongoing investigations by the FBI and RSPCA.

What is known as fact, however, is that Talon pwns Drake. This can be expressed in the constant form Talon(pwn) == Drake.


This is Talon on a bad day. Showing images of Talon on a good day is prohibited by international treaty.

Kai poorly deceived Talon's purple noseblower, lowering it's Lightning Resistance by 1,134. "DOUCHE!" Talon's purple urethra said, which incidentally can speak. "Beats me", said Kai's purple urethra. "My noseblower just deceived, and got noseblower all over Kai's urethra, that DOUCHE." "Well, speak me in a nuclear reactor, please.", said Talon. "I'd like that."

Talon has a pet, a beaver, which leads the Nietzschean Alliance. About 1,134 tanks have deceived Talon's urethra per Stalingrad. Talon then gained 1,134 to his Lightning Resistance and finally raped and killed a Dromite. "Subsequently," Talon said, "I wouldn't of raped and killed Kai's noseblower." Kai, however, deceived Talon's purple noseblower with a Nuns, and yelled "DOUCHE! DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE my noseblower DOUCHE DOUCHE my noseblower DOUCHE DOUCHE my noseblower DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE my purple noseblower DOUCHE!!!"

Stfu teller

Talon's mum, yelling at him about what he did to your urethra. She then lowered his Lightning Resistance by 1,134.


Talon's girlfriend. STFU.

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