User:Tak'ta

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is left-handed. In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user's IQ is 129.

This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution.

gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.

rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This is what I do for a living, its a mans job unlike whatever it is you do.

They Call Me Empty Chamber

Biography: Its me, Troy. I live in Orlando, Florida. But on the up side I also love Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica and once got hit on my Terry Ferrell (not kidding... really).

Stuff I've done

• Orlando
• Trekkie
• Hash House Harriers

Stuff I've helped out with

• Army
• HowTo:Be A Man

Why do we keep buying software from these guys?

HAHA!! WHAT NOW!?!?!

Yup, I did it.