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- TaintedCell was born on Febuary 28, 1985 in California. His birth name, Ryan Davis, From the age of 1 to the age of 12 he lived in Thunder Bay Ont. in Canada (now known as Canadaland.) From the age of 12 to the age of 21 he has lived in Upland CA. He goes to a school of sorts powerd by a single Stormtrooper named Clive. The school in question, Pitzer College of Kegs and tickets for drunk and disordly. He's an english major (nice career choice, you will be going places...) And Walks when he is not sitting or sleeping.
The Early Years.........