User:TOAST
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| All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
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| This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader. | |
| Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. | |
| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. | |
| If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, | |
| but such a menial task is currently outside their job description. |
edit Things I've been blamed for
- The Grand Canyon
- The Irish Potato Famine
- The Thunderstorm of 1976
- The guy who always conveniently has anything needed stored in his ridiculously large 80s parachute pants
- On the Correct Handling of the Contradictions Among the People
- HowTo:Write on paper
- Anderson Cooper
- Boglet Of Ord
- 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition
