Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for HowTo:Beat the Odds.
You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!
BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway?
Oh, and thank you for voting!
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If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.
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...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.