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THANKS!
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BIG MOTHER AND BIG FATHER ARE WATCHING YOU!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself. Oh, those Russians...
Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!
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THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED
They failed. Let's Eat!. Those bizarre triangle-shaped dough stuff. What the hell are those anyway?
Oh, and thank you for voting!
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The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!
Thank you, good sir, for realizing the importance of right arrow!
You have been singled by Doovad, yes indeed, DOOVAD, as deserving of thanks!
May your arrows always point in the "right" direction (punny!) and may you carry these lessons with you forever!
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Thank you muchly
For allowing me access to UNLIMITED power I shall now fulfill my destiny June 20 03:59 Mordillo(Talk) blocked Mordillo(Talk)(Infinite) (Clear off!).
Heya, The Led Balloon here, wishing you merry Christmas, or any other holiday you feel like celebrating. Just remember what it's all really about: NO WORK, NO SCHOOL, FREE STUFF!!!
Here's to hoping your school(or work) calendar for December doesn't look too much like this...
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If you don't already have a pile of these building up, you're a hopeless loser that nobody on Uncyclopedia likes...sorry.
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...or a Chappy Chanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Tet, Ramadan, Festivus, or whatever you so decide to celebrate in order to get more gifts.