User:Systemdrive1

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My only goal in life is to serve Uncyclopedia and fix those god damn grammar mistakes.

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike24-7.

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+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

This user is one Jolly Rodger.

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This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

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17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

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pika-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.

tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

uk-E This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.

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