User:Systemdertoten

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.

This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun.

This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

1+	This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

\m/	This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

no cowbell

This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!

This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MEH	This user redefines lazy.

This user should not be trusted.

NO	This user doesn't care.

This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians)

This user is a militant atheist.

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.